white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two a trout tee vee
ree runz frum way back
thiz ree runz called:
a short storee ~~~
bye sauce of fishbone

sew ther eye am
mindin me own bizzness
gettin reddy ta takez nap
number 38 oh de day
sud den lee
de food servizz gurlz
screemin her fool head off
eye dee sided two
make sure everee thing
waz all rite
afturr all
it WAZ all most time for
LUNCH BRAKE
sew eye strolled over
two wear her waz standin
N de gurl yellz:
"Sauce; watch out, it’s a tarantula"
N her pointz ta de floor
eye killed de ta ran choo la

De end
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live couragez
© july 26, 2023
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30 comments:
You are very brave. From Sasha.
My hero
Was it tasty, Angel Sauce Of Fishbone?
Charlee: "Nap number 38? So this was, what, like 9 or 10 in the morning?"
Cats are so practical. And Brave!
Bravo-xoxox, Bibi & Meep
You sure know how to take care of fings! That's bravery right there... :-)
Our mom bean would have been screaming too. Good on you for taking care of bizness. Can't have lunch interrupted.
We hope food servizz gurl rewarded you for your bravery.
You were very brave! Flynn used to kill tarantulas for me now I have to send Ivor after them.
WOW! My kitties would run. You were brave. XO
Sauce O Fishbone you were so brave and saved the FSG!!!
Braver then me but that's not saying a lot
I can see why FSG misses you. You took very good care of her needs, especially when it came to those pesky tarantulas.
That's some mighty fine hunting!
Great job!!
Mee-yow 'angel' Sauce you were a HERO that day!! Mee seess a Spydur or Earwiggy an mee will show BellaSita where it iss but mee will not touch it!!! Oh nose! Shee has to kill THE Buggiess **shudderss**
An Sauce may mee say yore furry hansum.....
***purrss*** BellaDharma an **blowss kissess** BellaSita Mum
Tarantula? It looks more like a little wolf spider, sometimes called a house spider. They don't bite people, they can't, their mouths are too small.
Anyway, you were brave to take it on, but tell the food service girl all these eat is nasty bugs like flies and mosquitoes that get in the house, so it might not be a bad idea to just leave them alone or scoot them gently out the door.
You could have my back anytime
From the picture, it looks more like a housefly. If a spider, I don't think it was a tarantula...pretty sure. However, the way you handled the situation is why you were sheriff of Trout Towne, Angel Sauce. Well done.
You are a problem solver, for sure, Sauce! Bravo!
Your lunch brake appetizer ... well done, trust you do full clean up and disposal after death. The cat here only does the kill shot then walks away leaving a gooey mess for the human to deal with ... sigh.
Sauce, it is SO good of you tp protect your mum!
I bet she really appreciated it too :)
Purrs, Julie
scar-reeeeeee story
You sure showed that massive beast who's boss! Dad loved this tale as he enjoys reading stuff where someone or something gets killed in the end. Or in the middle. Or anywhere in there. Freak.
The food service girl is so lucky to have you around to save the day!
Sauce O Fishbone you were so brave! Frodo prefers to give spiders a big hung and then invites them into his tummy!
haha showed all how it was done as you did what you had to do to the intruder.
How brave you were, Sauce, to deal with that horrible creepy crawly!
We hope the FSG rewarded you suitably.
You were saucy [and fierce]!
A tip of the tail to the bravest cat I know.
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