Wednesday, July 26, 2023

A SHORT STOREE BYE SAUCE OH FISHBONE


white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two a trout tee vee
ree runz frum way back



thiz ree runz called: 

a short storee ~~~

bye sauce of fishbone
sew ther eye am 
mindin me own bizzness 
gettin reddy ta takez nap 
number 38 oh de day
sud den lee 
de food servizz gurlz
screemin her fool head off 

eye dee sided two
make sure everee thing 
waz all rite
afturr all
it WAZ all most time for
 
LUNCH BRAKE 


sew eye strolled over
two wear her waz standin
N de gurl yellz:

"Sauce; watch out, it’s a tarantula"
N her pointz ta de floor

eye killed de ta ran choo la
De end

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live couragez


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30 comments:

Sasha said...

You are very brave. From Sasha.

CJ Kennedy said...

My hero

Eastside Cats said...

Was it tasty, Angel Sauce Of Fishbone?

The Oceanside Animals said...

Charlee: "Nap number 38? So this was, what, like 9 or 10 in the morning?"

Bibi&Meep said...

Cats are so practical. And Brave!
Bravo-xoxox, Bibi & Meep

Tommy and Teaghan said...

You sure know how to take care of fings! That's bravery right there... :-)

Saku said...

Our mom bean would have been screaming too. Good on you for taking care of bizness. Can't have lunch interrupted.

The Florida Furkids said...

We hope food servizz gurl rewarded you for your bravery.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

You were very brave! Flynn used to kill tarantulas for me now I have to send Ivor after them.

pilch92 said...

WOW! My kitties would run. You were brave. XO

Katie Isabella said...

Sauce O Fishbone you were so brave and saved the FSG!!!

Jo-Anne's Ramblings Aussie Jo said...

Braver then me but that's not saying a lot

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I can see why FSG misses you. You took very good care of her needs, especially when it came to those pesky tarantulas.

Brian's Home Blog said...

That's some mighty fine hunting!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Great job!!

BellaDharma an BellaSita Mum said...

Mee-yow 'angel' Sauce you were a HERO that day!! Mee seess a Spydur or Earwiggy an mee will show BellaSita where it iss but mee will not touch it!!! Oh nose! Shee has to kill THE Buggiess **shudderss**
An Sauce may mee say yore furry hansum.....
***purrss*** BellaDharma an **blowss kissess** BellaSita Mum

messymimi said...

Tarantula? It looks more like a little wolf spider, sometimes called a house spider. They don't bite people, they can't, their mouths are too small.

Anyway, you were brave to take it on, but tell the food service girl all these eat is nasty bugs like flies and mosquitoes that get in the house, so it might not be a bad idea to just leave them alone or scoot them gently out the door.

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

You could have my back anytime

John Bellen said...

From the picture, it looks more like a housefly. If a spider, I don't think it was a tarantula...pretty sure. However, the way you handled the situation is why you were sheriff of Trout Towne, Angel Sauce. Well done.

meowmeowmans said...

You are a problem solver, for sure, Sauce! Bravo!

Zoolatry said...

Your lunch brake appetizer ... well done, trust you do full clean up and disposal after death. The cat here only does the kill shot then walks away leaving a gooey mess for the human to deal with ... sigh.

Mickey's Musings said...

Sauce, it is SO good of you tp protect your mum!
I bet she really appreciated it too :)
Purrs, Julie

Gidget Blue Sky said...

scar-reeeeeee story

Smudge said...

You sure showed that massive beast who's boss! Dad loved this tale as he enjoys reading stuff where someone or something gets killed in the end. Or in the middle. Or anywhere in there. Freak.

Three Chatty Cats said...

The food service girl is so lucky to have you around to save the day!

https://hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Sauce O Fishbone you were so brave! Frodo prefers to give spiders a big hung and then invites them into his tummy!

Pat Hatt said...

haha showed all how it was done as you did what you had to do to the intruder.

The J-Cats said...

How brave you were, Sauce, to deal with that horrible creepy crawly!
We hope the FSG rewarded you suitably.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

You were saucy [and fierce]!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

A tip of the tail to the bravest cat I know.