WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE REE RUN
FRUM BOUT THREE DECADEZ A GO
WE WANNA PAY PROPZ TA MOMZ
DE WERLD OVER
FOR MOMZ DAY
ON MOMZ DAY SUN DAY
N WE HAZ MADE A PLEDGE
BUT ONLY DURIN MOMZ DAY HOURZ
SEW THIS PLEDGE IZ IN EFFECT FRUM
1:49 AYE EM
TIL 3:28 PEE EM
WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID
HEERZ WHAT WE PLEDGE
FOR MOMZ DAY
MAY 14, IN DE YEER 2023
WE PROMIZE KNOT
TA PEE ON DEE WALL
WE PROMIZE KNOT
TA PUSH WASTE MATTER
OUTTA DE BOX
WE PROMIZE KNOT
TA DIG
TIL WE SEE DE LITTER BOX BOTTOM
THEN PEE ON DE PLAZTIX
IN STED OH ON DE GRAVEL
WE PROMIZE TA LEEVE
DE KIBBLE IN DE DISH
IN STED OH DUMPIN IT ON DE FLOOR
N PLAYIN HOCKEY
WE PROMIZE TA LIKE DE FOOD
WE LIKED YESTURR DAY
IN STED OH SAYIN
WE NOW HATEZ IT
WE PROMIZE KNOT
TA PUT TOYZ
IN DE WATERZ DISH
ORE UZE IT TA BATHE R FEETZ
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA JUMP
ON & OFF DE BED
78 TIMEZ
AT 4:31 IN DE MORNIN
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA LAY
WITH R AZZEZ IN YUR FACE
WHILE EWE TRIEZ TA SNOOZE
WE PROMIZE KNOT
TA CLIMB
DE DRAPEZ OR DE WINDOW SCREEN
THEN REE FUZE TA JUMP DOWN
WE PROMIZE KNOT
TA USE R CLAWZ
ON DE WALLZ
SEW IT SOUNDZ LIKE CHALKZ ONA BORD
WE PROMIZE TA CONTINMEW
TA SHARPENZ R CLAWZ
ON DE SAME PEECE OH UPHOLSTREE
IN STED OH PICKIN OUT
SUM THIN NEW
WE PROMIZE KNOT
TA MAKE
NOE MORE PROMIZEZ
COZ BYE NOW ITZ PROB A BLEE
3:38 PEE EM
~~~~~ HOWEVERZ WE DUE PROMIZE ~~~~
WE LOVEZ EWE
HAPPEE MOMZ DAY
TWO MOM EVEREE WEAR ♥♥♥♥♥
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
BEE HAPPEE, HEALTHEE & SAFEZ
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24 comments:
Happy Moms Day, dear FSG! wE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU (and our mom too).
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
Charlee: "Whoa, that's a lot of promises. I hope you posted a list next to the litter pan!"
ha-ha-pee mudderz day!!!!!!
Aww, you are showing so much love, Kitties!
Oh my kitties, hope you can stick to all those promises. lol Hope your humom has great day. Sending purrs from Patch, Flower and Archer. x
You are such sweet kitties. FSG is going to be so happy. I hope she has a nice Mother's Day as well as your Grandma. XO
All the moms out there are saying Awwwwww, so sweet.
Happy Mom's Day to the FSG and all who celebrate it this weekend! In the UK it was in March.
That's a lot of promising. Do you think you can remember all that?
Happy Mother's Day FSG (Laura). I had to laugh at the promise to not put toys in the water bowl. Squiggles still does that and it still infuriates Bleubeard. Glad the tabbies are going to behave for a few hours, at least. That way, you can put up your feet and enjoy your day.
Happy Mother's Day to your very special Mum and to all the Moms everywhere!
Mother's Day promises last as long as New Year's resolutions, but your mom will still love you no matter what.
Me and my mommy love the dickens out of you each one, and the FSG too! Guar-on-tee!
We love your pledges to the FSG and we know you will keep those promises to her. I love my mommy too and there are a couple of promises you made YOUR mommy that I need to repeat to mine. Especially about the litter box.
Me and mommy send loves to you each one, and Dai$y of course. She and me, we got prezzies for our mommy's in Italy a couple weeks ago.
XXX
What a lovely gift for Mother's Day, i will ask my kitties to take the same pledge.
Happy Mother's Day to your Humom!
Those are a lot of promises to keep, even for a short while, guys - but I'm sure you can do it, for a short while... Happy Mother's Day to all the people-moms and cat-moms, the world over.
Wowzers, that sure is a whole lot of promises, Tabbies. We bet the FSG will appreciate all those things so much. But we bet the part she will like he most is that you all love her. Happy Mother's Day to her, and to Moms everywhere! XO
First of all, we are here on THURSDAY because we are so very used to the fact that you always and furever always posted on THURSDAYS that we keep furgetting to come and see you on Wednesdays because you are not supposed to post on Wednesdays and what's up with this anyway? We are old, at least the human is, and stuff like this and changes and all just messes with her head.
Moving on.
June says all "de promizes" are good ones, except she's not sure she can uphold #2, #3 and #4 for very long but will do her best.
As for #7 that's the real bunny-kicker. She does comply 100% because actually she jumps on the bed, claws the sheets, bites toes and sings the songs of her people at promptly 3:00 am every night. Regularly, consistently, proudly. I mean why wait until 4:31 am? That's nearly lunchtime.
I am laughing so hard I can hardly type
WE PROMIZE KNOT
TA PEE ON DEE WALL
WE PROMIZE KNOT
TA PUSH WASTE MATTER
OUTTA DE BOX
Happy Mother's day to Mom of FSG and to Mom of Mack and Dai$y
Hugs Cecilia
Excellent promises! We wonder how many you will really keep?
Happy Mother's day to your Mom!
Happy Mother's Day to all the wonderful moms out there!
Sure you can stick to all them promizes?? I'd say that's a tall order. Nice Momz Day wishes from decades ago, though.
Happy Meowmy's Day.
Happy Mother's Day to your FSG!!
Promises end up like that here, too...yup, even with us pups, LOL!
Happy (belated) Mothers Day! Dudes, we loved todays post, mew really make us laugh! MOL
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