DE HARE IZ BAK IN TOWNE

   white fish wavez everee one

N welcome two a trout tee vee

 ree runz #

25.8.366 

 

 thiz haz aired 

sew manee timez

itz stalez 

  we pay propz thiz week 

two de easturr hare

with R non classix  

"easturr storee"

sew with out further

a due

letz re vizit

EASTURR PAST

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while easturr can bee 

a rockin awesum holly day

it can all sew bee

a veree vizshuz holly day

for manee peepulz

N heerz how ther day can go

they will eat candee 

til they hurl

 fite over de last ham samich

yell at de peepulz

at de  front oh de line

ta sit de hell down

sew ther kids can watch

de EASTURR parade

hope inn ta see 

Santa Claus ???? 

at de end

then they go ta see

rell a tives 

they canna stand

just coz it iz easturr

N they due knot wanna 

oh fend

de easturr rabbit
who in all honest tee

could care lezz

coz de rabbitz out back

eatin everee bush... flower.... 

& tree start.... de peepulz just planted

2 weeks ago

then

they get colored dye

all over de white kitchen rug

when they tried ta color

bass terd chickn burd eggz 

they try ta pix

de shell off

de bass terd

chickn burd eggz

N it doez knot come off

in one peace

then therz like shell guts

ina egg salad samich 

they for get wear they hided an egg

N it setz in de houz

for monthz on end

til de houz be stinkin

like cod onlee noez what

& de smell oh garbage

act shoo a lee smellz better

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they accident lee eat

 a wee tinee

peace oh foil

that wuz sticked ta

de chocolate egg

that dinna getz peeled off 

then their fillinz in their teethz

be like 

hole.... lee.... $hitz......

N they yellz 

ta beet hellz

coz itz like one oh thoz

shootin painz

that goes thru de eye

like when they eat

ice creem two fast 

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N last but knot leest

therz

ewe guessed it.....

de hole BURD izzue

coz why in de sam hell

doez ANY ONE wanna eat this

be it boiled

fried..... baked...... cooked.....

scrambled...... over eazzee.....

omeletted...... ore poached 

when it comes outta de 

BUTT 

oh this

 a bass terd chckn BURD

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heerz two a safe, happee, healthee

rockin awesum week oh end

HAPPEE  EASTURR !

🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

peace out N rock on

long live

de easturr bunnee

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BASS TURD DAY LITE SAVINZ TIME

 white fish wavez everee one 

N wel come 

two a trout tee vee eppa soda 

eye am callin

eye am gonna sock ewe in de eye

az everree one noez 

bass turd day lite savinz time

haz started 

N all reddy mee roo teenz 

ben mezzed up

eye haz loozed 59.8 monthz

oh sleepz

my dinner iz like late, earl lee 

ore sum wear in bee tween 

and all bee coz

oh ewe

bass turd day lite savinz time

come on over sew two my houz 

sew eye can

sock ewe in de eye 

heerz two a happee healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live 

leevin de time a lone

sew catz roo teenz R KNOT mezzed up

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WEAR DE SAM HELLZ EVEREE ONE AT

 

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome two a 

wear de sam hellz everee at post 

heer on trout tee vee 

eye haz looked left N onlee saw 

mor spotz on de love seet ta shred

eye looked under de chair

N onlee finded a missin toy

eye looked under de bed 

N saw 20 yeerz werth oh dustz 

eye looked in de garagez 

N onlee saw de ree cyclin bin 

N last lee eye toll de gurl 

ta open up de dee vee dee cabinetz

may bee ever one waz ther

N de gurl said when cuzin daiz leeved 

for her tenth life in heaven 

it bee de end oh an era 

N runnin trout towne waz up ta me now

what de hellz 

eye am onlee five yeerz old

eye said eye will ask otto for hiz add vize

sleep on it 

N get back two her

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end 

peace out N rock on long live 

gram paw dude

sauce of fishbone

tuna of moon

butter lover boomer o cat 

and last but knot leest dai$y 

de codd mother, queen oh de run on sentence

💝💝💝💝💝

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