TWO R HEER ROE ~~~ SAINT FRANCIS ♥♥♥

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

TWO NITE WE HAZ A SPESHULL EPPA SODA 

DEDICATED TA R HEER ROE

ST FRANCIS 

 

WHOOZ FEAST DAY BEE THIZ SUNDAY 

COMIN ROUND DE KORNER

THIZ YEER WE WANTED TA SHARE 

SUM FOTOZ; STOREEZ & FAX

SEW WITH OUT ANY FURTHER A DOOZ 

LET TWO NITEZ FILM ROLL

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHIRR

ST FRANCIS STARTED TRAVELIN ROUND 

PREACHIN REPENTANCE IN POVERTY 

AND WITH IN ONE YEERZ TIME 

HIM ALL REDDY HAD 11 FOLLOWERZ  

 

TAKE THAT SOCIAL MEDIA SITEZ

WITH ALL YUR LIKEZ N STUFF 

 

HIM BEGAN DE CHRISTMAS TRADITION 

OH DE NATIVITY SCENE 

HIM SET UP DE VEREE FURST ONE BAK IN 1223 

DE ST FRANCIS FOUNTAIN 

IN SAN FRANCISCO IZ

 SAN FRANCISCO'S OLDEST DINER

 

SPITTY HAS YA EVER HAD DINNER THER BUDDY ??

 

THIS TOTAL LEE AWESUM BOOK 

CAME FRUM R TOTAL LEE AWESUM CATSTER PAL 

GLEEK'S MOMMY..

 

 

 

 

 

 LETZ CHECK OUT DE STOREE 

MISTURR LEO RITED 

HOW KEWL IZ THIZ !! 

 

~~~ WE DID R BEST TA MAKE IT BIGGAFY ~~

 N THIZ TOTAL LEE AWESUM ART PEACE 

WAZ SENDED TWO UZ 

BYE R TOTAL LEE AWESUM PAL 

 

SAMMY DE SHOP VAC PILCH

IT HAZ A PLACE OH HONORZ ON DE DESK

 

 

ST FRANCIS EWE TOTAL LEE ROCK DOOD

MANEE THANX FOR ALL DE THINGZ 

 

THAT EWE NOE 

WHAT WE IZ TALKIN BOUT

 

WITH LOVEZ FRUM

ALL OH UZ TABBIES 

💙💚💛💜💝💗

 

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A PIE RATZ DAY SHANTEE SING A LONG SONG ♫♫♪♪♫♫♪

                                   whitefizh wavez everee one

N well come ta toona tee vee

starrin two nite R palz

COPPEE & PASTE

who a greed to coppee N paste

R pie rantz day shantee

frum 2016 ta 2020

we noe we mizzed pie ratz day

 but we hope ewe can still join uz 

in thiz sing a long shantee 

HIT IT ♫♪♫♫♪♫

 

 

                                    a blak spot upon yur sole 

ye bass terd chckn burd

ye will walk de gang plank 
a squawk will knot bee hurd

 

little did ye noe 
ye haz been measured for yur chainz

scurveez iz in yur sole 
N scurveez in yur brainz

 

we shall splice de main brace 
afturr ewe iz gone

  bee watchin ewe ye bass terd chckn
shoot a crozz de lawn

 

we haz rigged sum chain shot 
ta shoot ye two de mooned

N ther ye stay ye bass terd chckn
yez ye bee marooned

 

dead men they tell noe talez 
  thiz inn cloodz ye bass terd burd

tis davey jonez locker for ye 
ye betcha... this iz werd

 

now we think we shall take a caulk 
coz we iz done with R song

two all ewe R pie ratz palz
 heerz two health de hole yeer long ~

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live de shantee

 

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CUZTOMER SERVIZZ SUX PART 89,200

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELL COME

 TWO DE SAME EPPA SODA 

OH TOONA TEE VEE 

COZ LAST WEEK 

WAZ TA BEE CONTINMEWED 

 

EVEN THO WE IZ KNOT 

STILL IN DE BUILDING AT 

PERCH ANDA PAIL 

 

DE FILM CREW KEPT ROLLIN 

N WE BRING TWO EWE  TWO NITE 

DE BORING AZZ CONCLUZION 

OH R TRIP

 

SEW LETZ ROLL FILM 

N SEE JUST HOW CUZTOMER SERVIZZ

TROO LEE IZ ANY MORE

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WEAR WE LEEVED OFF:

 

 

dood at counter: if you don't know math

how do you know you have 18 cents

tuna: whoa dood bee hind that counter

 yur startin ta sound

like a smart azz

mackerull: damn strait

dood at counter: smarter than you cats 

since you don't know math 

& what if I AM 

a smart ass

ya gonna do something about it

 

N now with two nitez foot age:

mackerull: damn strait we iz gonna

due sum thin bout it

tuna: hold on mackerull eye will

get leo on 

SPEEKERZ FONE

 leo can ya heer me

leo: loud N kleer

dood at counter: don't know who leo

is but your wasting my time

do you want worms or not

 

pay up or shut up and get out

mackerull: yur az friendlee

aza cactuzz

tuna: leo sayz if we haz 18 centz 

we iz entitled

ta at leest two fishin wermz

we will take

thoz two wermz

dood at counter: yea, I heard him

 

so who the hell is leo,

your equally stupid accountant

18 cents equals NO WORMS

mackerull: yur sign reedz

de cuztomer iz all wayz rite

 

dood at counter:  I run this shop

you're not right I am

I repeat pay up or shut up and get out

you cats came in here with an attitude

anyway

 

mackerull: we came in with 18 centz

 

tuna: leo iz pizzed 

himz gettin outta de car 

& iz on hiz way in

dood at counter: oh so your

accountant is your chauffeur too

you cats can't count,  dont know math,  can't drive,

and what, I'm supposed to give you...

 

~~~

 

leo: tuna, give mister smart ass

 the 18 cents

smart ass behind the counter 

give tuna and mackerull

two fishing worms

 

photo courtesy oh

Alexas_Fotos pixabay.com

 

 

N ther ya haz it

de verdict iz in

 

cuztomer servizz SUX

 

heerz two a happee, healthee 

week oh end

 

peace out N rock on

 

long live chaufferz 

and yes we DID get R wermz 🐾

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