SHOUTIN IT OUT FOR DE TROUT

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WELL COME TA

NOE TOONA TEE VEE

 BEE COZ MACKERULL

DIS O BAYED SCREEN TIME ROOLZ

LAST WEEK

🙀 FOR CATZ  2.4 - 3 YEERZ OLD

LIMIT SCREEN TIME ON ANY DEE VIZE

TA 12 MINITZ 😾

TOONA TEE VEE IZ

ON HIGH 8 UZ THIZ WEEK

HOW EVER WE REECHED OUT

TA R PALZ COPPEE & PASTE WHO SUGGESTED

SINZ ITZ FISH FRY WEATHER

WHY KNOT RE RUN

R TROUT POST FRUM LIKE DE YEER 1634

GOOD EYE DEA WE SAID

SEW WITH OUT ANY A DUE HEER YA  GO

🐟🐠🎣🐟🐠🎣

Therz de adriatic trout

who bee livin in de sea

makez a mightee fine samich

that be quite tayz tee

Our pal aurora trout

be livin WAY up north

like all most ta alaska

 ina taste test; he bee forth

Brown trout likez ta hide

frum uz inn de sand

but he troo lee canna

coz trout towne bee R land

brook trout bee little

likez ta chillax ina streem

but we all wayz seez him

when him hitz a sun beem

bull trout be crazed 

likez ta think him iz tuff

but WE can catch him

sew he aint tuff enuff

cutthroat trout be naztier

than de trout called bull

we still catch em tho

 just give a bigger pull

dolly varden trout

thinkz herz even tuffer still

thiz trout iz tastier

when seered on de grill

flathead trout iz best

cooked long with sum greenz

knot much two him

best ta add a side oh beanz

de gila trout reely

doez knot look like a heela **

but he IZ pretty tastee

N haz quite de ah peela

golden trout iz alwayz

best served with friez

dai$y sayz hee'z 24 carat

uz boyz roll R eyez

lake trout be livin

way up in michey gan

we get him dee livered

bye de case ina can

marble trout be tuff

N ya gotta chew N chew

he be kinda like chewin

ona con kreet shoo

sea trout be plentee full

rite off R shorez

we bee bak in 5 minitz

gotta due sum chores

sevan trout(we dunno math)

we think comez after nine

N served with sghetti

thiz trout tastez quit fine

silver trout trooly

iz knot az good az gold

cook N served at lunch

him tastez better cold

and rainbow trout iza fav rite

oh boomer, sauce, N dude

served at de bridge

thiz be a fav oh rite food

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N we dunno what a heela ** iz

we kneaded a werd ta rhyme

but stop by trout towne

coz it bee lunch time 

hope everee one haza grate

 safe happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on, long live trout !

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SCREEN TIME

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WELL COME TA TEE VEE

FRUM DE LAND OH TROUT

WEAR EYE TUNA AM DE HOST

AND KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL

DAI$Y: SO THIS INTRO

IS SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THE

"STARRING ME, TUNA

AND NOT COUSIN DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL "

INTRO ?

MACKERULL: YEA, EWE SAID LAST WEEK

YA WAZ GONNA CHANGE IT

 ME & CUZIN DAIZ

IZ STILL KNOT GETTIN ANY PROPZ

TUNA: EYE SAID EYE WOOD THINKZ BOUT IT

AND THINK EYE DID

DAI$Y: THAT'S DEBATABLE; THE THINKING PART

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: AM EYE GONNA BEE ABE BULL

TA GET ON WITH THIZ BORIN AZZ SHOW

ORE WHAT

DAI$Y: I AM GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET ON WITH

GETTING OUT OF HERE, BYE

MACKERULL: AND EYE THOUGHT EYE

WAZ GONNA GET SUM

"SCREEN TIME"

CUZ EWE ...TUNA

SAID EYE WAZ OLD ENUFF NOW

TUNA: IF ITZ

"SCREEN TIME"

EWE WANT

GO FOR IT... EYE AM WATCHIN EWE

MACKERULL: ALL RITEE THEN

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"MACKERULLZ SCREEN TIME.....ONE MINIT"

"MACKERULLZ SCREEN TIME  ..5 MINITZ

TUNA: OH KAY THATZ MOR N ENUFF

SCREEN TIME

"MACKERULLZ SCREEN TIME.....7.8 MINITZ"

TUNA: WHAT PART OH

THATZ ENUFF

DUE EWE KNOT UNDERSTAND

"MACKERULLZ SCREEN TIME...15 MINITZ"

TUNA: THAT DOEZ IT

CUT FILM

TUNA TEE VEE WILL REE TERN NEXT WEEK

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE MY PATIENZE

© JULY 29, 2020

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ROOD AZZ HAREZ

whitefish wavez everee one

N well come ta toona tee vee

starrin me toona but knot cuzin dai$y

ore me brother mackerull

both who wishez

eye wood getz another openin line

eye will givez it ..... sum thoughtz

two nitez eppa soda

iz bout that bass terd hare

that waz on last weekz showz

 manee oh ewe said well, him IZ cute

& oh kay, we WILL give ewe that

but then sewz thiz dood......cute

thatz a piranha bye de way 😼

howeverz, we now haz PROOF

just how rood that bass terd hare troo lee iz

we waked up on fryday last

ta find thiz notez

sticked on de paddy oh door

N we gazed cross de lawn N saw thiz

ya can bare lee seez him

but himz ther

N heerz de note ♫♫

long with PROOF how ROOD thiz harez iz

 knot ta just uz

but de nayborz two

reed on N ewe bee de judge

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We’ll munch on carrots in everyone’s garden

And we will not say please beg our pardon

We’ll munch on the bushes and eat tree bark

Morning noon and night & while it’s dark

We’ll eat your flowers we’ll eat that herb

Yea it’s too DAMN BAD if we perturb

we wont eat the clover we wont eat the grass

neighbors, if you don’t like this.. you can

 KISS OUR ASS

signed: the neighborhood hares

& ther ya haz it

de nastee notez frum de bass terd harez

heerz two a grate week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live

toy let paper

© JULY 22, 2020

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