WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
EPPA SODA 67,299
EARL LEE UR THIZ WEEK
LIKE MONDAY
WE ALL GETTED INTA
A DIZZ A GREEZ
BOUT WHAT SUM WERDZ MENT
COZ THERZ DE HOLE
WHAT WE THINK IN TROUT TOWN
VERZUZ WHAT PEEPULZ THINK IN
TROUT TOWNE
ORE ANY WEAR ELZE FOR THAT MATTER; IZZUE
BUT TA GET TWO DE POINT
OH THIZ BORIN AZZ EPPA SODA
OH TOONA TEE VEE
WE; ME TUNA, CUZIN DAIZ & MACKERULL
R GUED BOUT DE WERD TRANZPARENT
SEW HEERZ R TAKE ON THIZ WERD
DAI$Y: I SAID TRANSPARENT MEANS PLAIN, INDISPUTABLE, STRAIGHTFORWARD
MUCH LIKE WHEN I TELL YOU COUSIN TUNA YOU ARE A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TUNA: EYE DINNA LET HER FINISH BEE CAUZ COD ONLEE NOEZ
WHAT WOODA CAME OUTTA HER MOUTH
THEN EYE SAID TRANSPARENT IZ LIKE
PACKIN TAPE & WINDOW GLAZZ & EYE GLAZZEZ GLASS
& STUFF LIKE THAT THER
THEN MACKERULL HAD HIZ TERN
AND MACKERULL SAID: EYE WILL SHOW EWE ON WEDNEZDAYZ
EPPA SODA
OH TOONA TEE VEE
TUNA: OH KAY
WELL HEER WE IZ NOW MACKERULL
SEW WHATZ TRANZPARENT
MACKERULL: TRANSPARENT IZ:
DAMN STRAIT
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TUNA & DAI$Y: WHAT DE SAM HELL
HOW DE BE JEZUZ
DID EWE DO THAT
WE CAN SEE DE YARD & STREET N STUFFZ
LIKE RITE THROOO EWE
DAI$Y: TUNA, SINCE YOU LIVE WITH HIM YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID
VERY, VERY AFRAID
TUNA: UHHHHHH ~~~~
MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT !
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT & ROCK ON
LONG LIVE ICE CUBEZ
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