A LOAD OH CRAP ON TEE VEE ~~~ EPPA SODA 49

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee 
starrin de big katoona

but knot mackerull ore dai$y

mackerull: why iz it eye never 
get ta bee a star 

but am all wayz gettin 
a blame for sum thin

tuna: bee coz, & any way nice job 

on gettin outta de pole lease stayshunz

N bak heer pron toe like 

bee for ya waz caught 
with de sea cure a tee foot age

dai$y; indeed mackerull that was a great job

this is one time being feral

paid off

mackerull: eye got skillz 

N plenttee mor wher thiz came frum

tuna: uh, yea oh kay 
any way 

de nooze round de litter box iz 

de pole lease final lee noe 

whooz been cauzin hell ina hand baskit

but letz haza look see

R selvez

dai$y; yes, let's look at the video footage 
of the photo evidence 
of the security camera footage 
that you got with this camera's video footage

mackerull: sounds like a lotta footage; 

N for what itz werth 
eye dinna film ore sea any codd...

mother... father.... ore fresh outta de sea

tuna: we lucked out ther...

well.. de bored veewin audee antz 

wantz ta see

whatz on de footage 
oh de sea cure a tee camera footage

N what it got labelled

roll film ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ whirr

45.02Rt

under weight drinkin

0455.-22 

coyote printz

489I_1214

fake goateez

cnh73PUIW
 a shadee charec turrr

dai$y; correct me if I'm wrong 

but isn't it referred to as 

under AGE

and 

fake... ID's

two bee continmewed

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& NOW ON WITH DE SHOW

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta toona tee vee 
starrin me de big katoona

& knot mackerull ore daiz

werd on de street iz 
de pole lease haz veewed

de sea cure a tea cameraz 
N they haz drawn

a conclooshun bout

9} who beeted ta a pulp mizzter noe name

BS } whooz ta blame for de inn sa dentz 
at de box N brew

N corner club

furst up tho 
we iz givin shout outz N propz 
ta R total lee awesum catster pal 
INKY  ~~ H.O.H

who now iz chillaxin in heaven 
wher himz knot reel lee H.O.H 
coz that jobz all reddy taken
 
but himz still

livin large & in charge 
happee, healthee & hole

we lovez ewe dood 
Godspeed♥♥♥♥♥

INKY  ~  H.O.H. 

1/29/2005 ~~ 7/12/19

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toona: az oh thiz moe mint in time 
mackerullz hidin in

de eva dentz room
down at de pole leese station

mackerull iz ya ther little dood

dai$y: I hope you boys don't forget 

that word round the litterbox was 
this was a cover up for something else

toona: whoa cuzin daiz
when did ewe get bak N wherz R steakz

dai$y: I've been here since 5:15 and I ate the steaks

also I'm praying to cod 
nothing "appears" 
from the codd mother days

you know how long they like to keep files 
down in evidence

mackerull: whooz de codd mother 
N why iz ya concerned cuzin daiz

hay hold up, de pole leese just left de room

lemme sneek over N 

uh....

lookz like they haz de fotoz 
named & numbered

 faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eye canna go thru 
all theez fotoz
bee for they come bak

toona: stop freekin little dood 
N take a video oh what ewe
see N get bak heer pron toe

mackerull:
oh kay but ya still dinna answer me 
bout de codd mother

ta bee continmewed

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TWO SIDEZ TA EVEREE COIN

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta two nitez post

 { ya mite a noe tizzed

we dinna say tuna tee vee 
starrin me tuna }

if ya did KNOT noe tiss 
itz oh kay 

coz while we iz in de stew de oh 
waitin for final werd

on what waz catched 
on de lame azz sea cure a tee camera 

az ta who beeted ta a pulp 
mizzturr noe name

N who dee stroyed de corner club

eye wanna tell ya bout 
how a grate day can go frum grate 

ta 

be jezuz R ya flippin kiddin me 

de werst day oh yur life 
EVER

tuna: flash bax ta joo lie 17 
in de yeer oh 2018 

N ther eye

waz livin large & in charge 
N roolin de kingdom oh trout

within a matter oh moe mintz 
my life went frum grate

 

ta werst

enter joolie 18 in de yeer oh 2018 

N hellz furee dee sended

upon my werld

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and him iz STILL..... HEER

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

mackerull:  eye due knot haz a fotoz 
oh my life on de 17th oh joo lie 

prob ablee me cell fone waz stolen

N eye dinna noe wear me familee waz
wear sum safe tee waz
wear me next meel waz

frank lee wear any thing waz

but eye can tell ya 
my life wented frum 
de werst

ta de BEST day oh my life 

on de joolie day 
de big katoonaz talkin bout

look at me now 

N heerz a ree in act mint foto

same bath room 
diffrunt wall

for sure joo lie 18th in de yeer 2018
waz de best day oh my life

de two sidez 
oh thiz trout towne coin

♥♥♥

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