whitefish wavez everee one
N thanx for stoppin
bye
de bad bad
BAD
vizaturr catz iz bak with nother
re run bass terd
burd day post
we callz thiz post
part 63
in de seer reez bout
why de holly dayz sux
for uz catz heer in trout towne
sew with thanx onze again
two R palz copee & paste
why we iz glad
that bass terd burd day
iz GONE "
hit it:
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshun
that bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing elze
they mezzed up
sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz
sinz we iz ona
tie raid two day
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
de houz knead fume a gate inn
coz it bee stinkin
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
but ther bee NOE left overz left
eggz cept
de caca smellin
cooked bass terd turkee carcazz…
~~~~
noe pie, noe spudz
knot even any beanz…
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de caca smellin
bass terd turkee carcazz
iz STILL in de houz
5168 hourz later
coz de idiot peepulz
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
in de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing elze
they mezzed up
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de caca smellin
bass terd turkee burd
itz been
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
mixed with eggz
fried with an om letz
inna cass o roll
on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor
& put in R dishez
wear it ree manez
ta thiz day
growin fuzz
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
mezzin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing elze
they mezzed up
itz been ree fuzed
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
N due knot EVEN
get uz started
bout de stuffin
up itz butt…
tho it diz a peered
az well
ugh
N sure sum oh thiz
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz
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heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
de FSG's place oh employz
still a hot damn mezz
pleez eggz cuze R
lack oh vizitz
♥♥
