Wednesday, October 3, 2018

A MACKERULL MOE MINT PART 4


white fish wavez everee one 
tiz eye mackerull 
boomer junior 
butter feeld

de big katoona toll me 
thatz how we like ta start
a post round heer
with whitefish

N eye said well what bout 
startin de post witha pork roast 

N de big katoona said
pork roast canna wave 

??

any way lotz of time haz pazzed 
sinz eye waz abe bull
ta say a few 
but ta catch up wher eye waz 
when eye last posted 
eye waz still in quaran teen 
but eye waz transfurred
ta a bigger cell

eye took a good look round 
at me new diggz
N new me werk
waz cut out for me

furst up eye saw bearz 
chillaxin in de korner 



N they looked like 
SALMON STEALERZ

sew eye new eye had 
ta get rid oh em 
N pron toe 
sew eye slayed em dead



noe sooner had eye 
slayed de bearz dead 
when a ta ran choola 
de size oh de big katoona
😼😼😼😼😼😼

snuck hiz self up on me 
N eye had ta slay him dead two



 eye waz startin ta feel sorree 
for de big katoona 
havin to live like thiz

be jezuz eye new me street life  
waz ruff but ~~~~~~

then sud den lee eye hurd
what eye can onlee dee scribez 
az..... MONSTURR sound

{ a sneeze frum de FSG } 

but eye new eye had ta save 
knot onlee me self
but de big katoona
sum how

sew eye made my tail look
TIGER SIZE for feerce nezz





N eye faced de monster
head on

well thatz it for two day
eye got trubull ta get in two
napz ta catch

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live for ever homez 
♥♥♥♥♥


Wednesday, September 26, 2018

PAINTIN DE TOWN RED FOR MADI

paintin trout towne red for madi

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta a fish a fied post 

that is dedicated two nite 
two R total lee awesum
 rockin soooper kewl 
gorgeouz gal pal madi

March 11, 2002-September 13, 2018

 
and aza sell a brayshin 
oh her life 
we is ternin trout towne red  

madi's fav o rite color

 sew ta honor her 
we iz postin sum

knot sad stuff 
coz her dinna want heer 
bout..... sad stuff

sew with that bee in said
 madi, this iz for ewe

with manee thanx ta
RAZ

how we terned trout towne red 
in 17 minutz 73 secondz
N five dayz

we dinna haz red CHALK


sew we used a 
magix marker
on de wall
over de B.O.X. 


we catched a red snapper 
N stuk it in de heet vent 


coz we iz knot a loud
ta use de stove
him shuld bee reddy bye
12.28.18

we all sew catched 
a red herring 
N put him in de toy let tank


ta keep fresh 
til de snapperz reddy

we played hide N seek 
witha red onion 


 but we dunno wear it hid
guess time will tell
{pee ewe }

at 8:13 thiz morn
we finded sum red waterz beverage Cherry limeade 


N poured
it on de car pit 
ta see how long it wood take 
ta soak in

de food gurl can kleen it up 
when her getz home 
round 6:33 pm

we finded a red toe may toe 
in de pantree 
that waz bad 
sew we toll it ta sit in de korner

but we isnt sayin 
what corner 
ore in what room 

 let de food serviss gurl 
be surprized 
that we is good babee sitterz

we finded theeze 
on de emoticonz key bord 
N said
madi theeze bee for ewe 

❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️🖍📌🎈
☎️🚗❤️💯❤️🌹♦️🔻🔺🔴🍷🍒🍉🍎🍓🌺🍄
🎒♥️♥️❤️❤️♥️❤️❤️♥️♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️🌹♦️❤️
❤️🐾🎈😍👠🎒🌂🦀🐾🍁🌹🍄🍎🌶🍒🍉🍓🍅🍣🏓🚗🚒⛵️☎️📮📕📌📍🚩❤️❌🅰💯❓🔴🔺♦️♥️🔻

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 note; ♫ 

de part oh red herring 
N red snapper
waz played by:
trout townez trout toy

de part oh red onion 
waz played by:
 miss a lannee uz gourd

de part oh cherry lime ade 
waz played by: hizz self 

de part oh red toe may toe
waz played by: 
trout townez toy in de baskit 

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

two ALL R palz in de heavenz
above
we lovez ewe
♥♥♥♥♥















Wednesday, September 19, 2018

PIE RATZ DAY 9.19.18 SAILIN ON DE S.S. SAUCE OF FISHBONE



thiz post iz dedicated 
ta R total lee gorgeouz
fie stee... sassy....feerce
  gal pal 

precious frum purrsee a



photo copyright: Brian's Home

who lived large N in charge
on de eye land oh:
due knot mess with me
which iz ESWN 
oh trout towne 

N we set sail two nite 
in yur honor
with lovez two ewe
all wayz 
♥♥♥♥♥


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

white fish wavez everee one
anda happee 
pie ratz day two ewe all

pleez feel free ta climb a bord

de S. S. SAUCE OF FISHBONE


N heerz R jollee roger



N sing thiz wee shantee with
uz
then stix round for sum 
non burd 
ree lated snax

hit it 
♫♫♪♫♪



able sea catz uz trout towne tabbiez
shall rest here becalmed
az the ballast holdz uz steady for fishin

fish meant for uz & R crew
N not ye and your flock there gull 
tiz a bass terd ye are

you are poxed aye
 we see the blackspot
upon your soul 
N your mouth spewz bilge
with your sea gull criez

had we a cannon 
we would shoot ye ta land

N there ye would be marooned 
while we draw up 
de shipz gangplank 
for fear o scurvy

before ye could head back to R vessel

had we a cannon 
we wood shoot ye outta the skiez

N davy jonez locker 
ye would be a visitin

N a shanty we all will sing
when lookin up 

we see nothin but burd free skiez

N not your flock 
or ye yourself 
ya bass terd gull

N ther ya haz it 
happee pie ratz day


 N next yeer
eye mackerull 
will be old enuff 
ta set sail two

arrrrgggggghhh 


  
peace out N rock on

long live de memoreez 
oh de manee friendz 
we haz lost 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥