TOONA TEE VEE REE ZOOMZ INA WEEK

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome two 
toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y

N me
toona🐟

thiz week while 
de codd mother N eye

iz at de mini mum securatee prizon
for de spozed 
diz a peer antz oh
DE LOAN

de ritin staff iz givin high pawz

N shout outz ta MADI 

whooz

sell a bratin her 16th 
witha car hop

anda 
ROAD TRIP STOREE

with manee thanx two ewe 

ANGEL DORY ♥♥ 
for hostin

sew with out any root beer 
ona tray at de car window

MADI THIZ ONEZ FOR EWE

Cast of characters

Dude: AKA: Gram Paw Dude Kitty  
Mayor of Trout Towne

FSG: Food Service Girl 
to the residents of Trout Towne

Scenario: Moving Day 
{ in Honor of Madi’s Sweet 16 }

dude: it waz a dark N stormee night 
in Octoburr 2003

FSG: it was Sunday morning 
and not a rain cloud in sight

dude: eye waz leevin bee hind
de nayborz N friendz
eye had grown ta lovez

FSG: you hated the neighbors 
and were not allowed outside

dude: everee thing waz in diz array 
eye couldna even find me food dish

FSG: the house was 
completely empty 
and your food dish was in the car
 you’d just eaten an hour ago

dude: eye waz shoved
inta a carrierz 
that waz ten hundred timez 
two small

FSG: you were “put” into 
your carrier that your 
heftiness 
outgrew

dude: eye waz in a car
it waz mooovin
eye waz scared silent

FSG: you started yowling 
before the car 
backed out of the driveway

dude: we dinna stop 
for dayz on end 
we covered 257,099,467 milez

FSG: total trip time 
was about 2 ½ hours 
total driving distance 
was a little over 120 miles

dude: eye waz speech lezz
when we final lee arrived 
at de destinationz

FSG: you were hoarse 
from caterwauling the entire trip

dude: eye saw de glint 
oh a dead lee weaponz
N eye waz forced
outta de car

FSG: I came around 
to the passenger’s side 
had CAR KEYS in hand
 picked you up 
and took you into the new house

THE END ~~~~~~ 

and

we lovez ewe 
buddy boom
♥♥♥

butter lover boomer o cat
♥♥♥♥

consigliere boomer 
♥♥♥♥♥
chef o trout towne 

all wayz 

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

TOONA TEE VEE EPPA SODE: WHAT DE BEE JEZUZ

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta eppa soda 5.78

oh toona tee vee

starrin
KNOT DAI$Y
& me...toona

we iz contin ewe in witha

LIVE FEED 

out side R

art gal ore

and ROOD AZZ 

dawg heer

de FED: watch your tongue 

there, capo tuna

capo toona: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

eye thought eye rec cognized ewe

thoze shadez mite 
cover yur eyez 
but we smellz a ........

codd mother: what DO you want 

and WHY

are you interuptting 

our gallery tour 

de FED: you cats are 

under suspicion 

for the disappearance

of
THE LOAN

codd mother: that bass terd 

was just in the studio

three weeks ago 

ask the audience 

and the band members

de FED: no need to 

I have it on tape 

that 
THE LOAN 

was slayed

on live TV

capo tuna: slayed mee azz 

eye asked him 

if he waz dead N him said...

de FED: so you admit 

ta slaying him

codd mother: we admit to nothing

 the knife was plastic

and no entrails were visible 

and WE 

have THAT 

on tape

de FED: bus driver 

take this tour group back

to the TV station set  

codd mother 
you and capo tuna 

are comin with me

capo tuna: WEAR

de FED: down to lock up

get in this car

two bee continmewed

r

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live bus driverz

N WE R BAK TA CURRENT TIMEZ

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome bak ta 2018

{ if ya jour kneed with uz 
ta de 40'z last week }

two nitez eppa sode

oh toona tee vee

starrin

KNOT DAI$Y

N me toona

 iz hittin de road again

come join uz on R toor

oh
 itz all in de mindz eye

art gal o ree

we haz rented a buz 
ta get uz two de mew zeeum

sew everee one 

hop in

say hi ta de buz driver

dood....whatz yur name ?

N we R off

toona: pleez rememburr 
onze inn side de gal o ree

all de art iz fra geel

sew pleez due knot touch

dai$y: and lunch break will

be in about 3 minutes so let's get this

tour started and we are here

and no pushing to get inside the

gallery please unless of course

you must needs use the restroom
and YAY if I'm not back with
my run on sentences ~ ♥

toona: everee one bee hind de ropez

pleez

R furst peece iz called

tinee sheep headin up mountin top

thiz next peece iz called

fossil oh flounder with looze fin

N heerz de craft room 
wear all de art iz cree ated

  

thiz next peece iz called

big mouth bass
with missin tail fin

we call thiz peece puffer fizh

thiz peece iz titled

mountin goat

headed up hill

N thiz peece iz called

mountin goat made it 

up de hill 

HOORAY !!

thiz peece

iz called

stone like nezz

oh de food servizz gurl

next up we call thiz peece

******************

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

YOU CATS ARE UNDER

SUSPICION

two bee continued ~~~~~~

heerz ta a happee 
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live art ♥♥