joanie: yes, the shop
vac, uh,
I
mean my brother and I
were
walking to the car
when
sammy said
"I
smell a rat"
we saw the trunk of the car
had
broke clean off the hinges,
back
window smashed in and...
coppers: can ya give our
artist here
a
description of who you saw
leavin
the scene
joanie: he was......
*********
two nite on de codd mother
de
bass terd turkeez saga
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
joanie: yes the
bass terd was about
three
feet tall maybe
scrawny
ass neck
jowls
covered
in feathers....
artist: is this a joke
joanie: does it look
like
I'm
smiling
artist: sorry.. please
continue
joanie: as I was saying
scrawny
ass neck...
and
make his mid section fatter
artist: how's this
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joanie: THAT'S HIM !
sammy
get in here
and
look at this
sammie: what's all the
fuss
and
we are gonna need a
ride
home they just towed the...
...FAAAAAAAAAAA
gimme
my cell
so I
can take a picture
of
this crap ass artist rendering
and
send it to
the
codd mother
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2
mintz and 13 secondz later
back
at de codd motherz
codd mother:
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
be
jezuz capo tuna now
I'm
speaking like you
look
at the photo the shop vac
just
sent
capo tuna:
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
iz
rite
itz de bass terd
GOBBLER
cat father:
faaaaaaaaa
lemme
get a text out
two
de reecrootz
itz
time fora sit down
capo tuna:
lemme call
annie
barbieri
N
tell her ta organize de sit down
N
call pretzel boy
N
askz him to start
werkin
on dizguizez
faaaaaa......
de damn fonez
ben
bugged
cat father: clip
that bass terd
N we
will eat him for dinner
heerz
two a happee
healthee
week o end
peace
out N rock on
long
live
de
musical note
faaaaaaaaa
♫♪♫
