A BASS TERD BURD DAY POST

white fish waves everee one

N welcome ta part 12

oh R week lee 63 part seer eez 

a bee itchin fish a fied post

 bout why de holly dayz sux 
for uz catz in de land oh trout
=^..^=

N az promized frum last
weekz non centz
we iz postin ona wednezday    

coz two morrow iz 
de day we HATE DE MOST
even mor sew N goin two
de eeeeeeeevil place

with thiz bee in said
letz welcome R palz 
coppee N paste 

who iz heer ta help uz re post 
R bass terd burd day post

frum yeerz past

take it a way coppee N paste

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sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee

wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
  thiz be manee yeerz ago

well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground

N prettee soon a town be born

with shoppez N homez ga lore

cropz grew.. sew did biznezz

much ta be thanx full for

de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest

call it thanx givin day

they cooked sum pies.. mashed sum spudz

de damn chickn flew a way

they couldna catch de bass terd burd

an eye dea popped in sum onez head

letz try... de one called turkee

they found one… shot him dead

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it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast

ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye

ewe R a bass terd turkee burd

N frank lee we hate ewe

yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap

we wood rather eat a shoo

give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz

 noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been

up.. de.. turkeez.. buttz

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may yur travelz bee safe 
yur platez bee full

yur famileez bee blessed 

hope everee one haza

grate week oh end 
peace out N rock on...

long live de pizza .......

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

wee bee thanx full for all R friendz

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

PARTZ ONE OH A 63 PARTZ SEER EEEZ ~~~

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta   
part one 
oh a 63 partz seer eeez

ore: a fish a fied post 
we call 

why de holly dayz suck 
for de catz oh trout towne   
=^--^=

two day we iz takin a look 
at de art gal o ree dungeon
N for thoz familiar with R 

itz all in de mindz eye
 art gal or ree

we haza few peeces 
that never made it up starez 
for dizz play 
N we think ewe will agreez 
WHY we leeved em in de dungeon

thiz furst peece iz called 
bass turd chckn burd
we canna bee leeve
we even peed thiz

N thiz peece iz called
 bass turd burd tryin
ta hide bee hind itz wing

faaaaaaaaaaaa

N ther ya haz it 
de con cloo shunz oh part one 
in R 68 part seer eez   

be sure ta join us next week 
ona wednesday 

ewe hurd rite 
a knot thurzday

coz de food servizz gurl

will bee at her rel a tivz houz 

placin betz 
on whooz gonna kill 
who furst 

N how soon de pole leese
 will be called 

az they gather round for 
thanx be givin   

coppee N paste iz bak 
in towne two
N they haza all new look 
for de holly dayz

lookin good doodz ~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 

peace out N rock on 
long live corn N green beanz

TIME TRAVEL INN....INA TARDIS

whitefish waves everee one 
N welcome ta 

a fish a fied post 
we call 

time travel inn....... ina tardis

=^..^=

a few moonz & sum dayz ago

R awesum pal Billy

over at werd pressz

Billy the Time Travel Cat

asked if hiz palz 

wood bee interested 

in playin a long with de 

travel inn scarvez.....

 N while we willna wear collarz

& ree fuze ta wear pantz

we thinked...hay....

thiz scarves thing mite just

werk out afturr all ~~~~~~~

all ritee...we will givez it a try

then billy said

all ritee az well

N him putted hiz scarvez

anda total lee kewl 

auto graffz book 

ina tardiz

N de next thing ya noe 

all de way frum Belgium 

de scarvez traveled de big pond 

N then it waz like 

IN trout towne....

 ~~~~afturr a few other tardiz stopz 

long de way

 note ♫♪♫♪♪

we haz never seen 

de mooveez Dr. Who 

sew we never new 

what a tardis waz 

ore what it could due

but now we see 

itz a prettee awesum 
dee vize !!

sew with out any prep time 

fotoz shoppin

camera fixin 

N stuff like that ther

heerz a few snap shotz 

frum de fotoz session with 

Billy's scarvez

furst up cuzin dai$y

{ N frank lee we waz surprized 

her even getted THIZ

cloze two de scarvez }

high pawz two ewe D

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next up 

butter lover boomer o cat

N final lee bak

over at toonaz pad

we wanna say 

THANX billy 

we hada lotta fun

with thiz

we hope everee one elze did two

if ewe wood like 

ta bee part oh de 

travelin scarvez toor

just send billy an e mailz 

N he can get ya connected

with wear in de statez 

de scarvez iz now

heerz two a happee 

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on 

heerz ta friendship

werld wide ♥♥♥♥♥