white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two a trout tee vee
ree runz #
25.8.366
thiz haz aired
sew manee timez
itz stalez
we pay propz thiz week
two de easturr hare
with R non classix
"easturr storee"
sew with out further
a due
letz re vizit
EASTURR PAST
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while easturr can bee
a rockin awesum holly day
it can all sew bee
a veree vizshuz holly day
for manee peepulz
N heerz how ther day can go:
they will eat candee
til they hurl
fite over de last ham samich
yell at de peepulz
at de front oh de line
ta sit de hell down
sew ther kids can watch
de EASTURR parade
hope inn ta see
Santa Claus ????
at de end
then they go ta see
rell a tives
they canna stand
just coz it iz easturr
N they due knot wanna
oh fend
de easturr rabbit
who in all honest tee
who in all honest tee
could care lezz
coz de rabbitz out back
eatin everee bush... flower....
& tree start.... de peepulz just planted
2 weeks ago
then
they get colored dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd eggz
they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
chickn burd eggz
N it doez knot come off
in one peace
then therz like shell guts
ina egg salad samich
they for get wear they hided an egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end
til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noez what
& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz better
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they accident lee eat
a wee tinee
peace oh foil
that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled off
then their fillinz in their teethz
be like
hole.... lee.... $hitz......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye
like when they eat
ice creem two fast
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N last but knot leest
therz
ewe guessed it.....
de hole BURD izzue
coz why in de sam hell
doez ANY ONE wanna eat this
be it boiled
fried..... baked...... cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore poached
when it comes outta de
BUTT
oh this
a bass terd chckn BURD
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heerz two a safe, happee, healthee
rockin awesum week oh end
HAPPEE EASTURR !
🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee
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