WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO TROUT TEE
THIZ WEEKZ EPPA SODA IZ CALLED
A PHIL FAMILEE REE RUN
LETZ LOOK
ROLL FILM ~~~~
WHIRRR
THIZ EPPA SODA WAZ HOZTED
BYE DE BIG KATOONA
N CUZIN DAIZ
two nite we iz buzzed happee
ta haz phil de thurd on set
N we hope ta cod
himz mor talk a tive
than hiz parentz
N ther parentz bee for them
haz ben
sinz we haz had
ZIP
on conversayshunz
frum theeze roe dentz
in yeerz past
toona: pleez haza seet phil & tell uz
a wee bit a bout yur self
phil de thurd:
toona: all ritie then
sew, we hurd yur dad
SAW hiz shadow
N yur gram paw did KNOT
N yur uncle
on yur momz dadz side
waz on vacationz
N waz wearin shadez
sew it waza wash
phil de thurd:
toona: ewe ground hogz
R just jackin uz ALL
a round.... aren't cha
😠
dai$y: maybe we can get a question
for phil
from an audience member
toona: questshunz for phil
any one
audience member:
iz that ewe gram paw ?
phil de thurd:
dai$y: well at least we got
conversation from
the possible relative
may be we should
cut to commercial
toona: soundz like a plan
******************
CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW
SINZ 1981
toona: we R bak
N what happened
ta de ground hogz
dai$y: they said something
about chucking wood
and ran outta here
toona: whoa ~~~
eye haz chucked food
& hairballz
but never
"wood"
thatz gotta hurt
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live lumber
and sauce oh fishbone ♥♥♥♥♥
© february 5, 2025
All Rights Reserved
