A PHIL REE RUN ‼️

WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO TROUT TEE

THIZ WEEKZ EPPA SODA IZ CALLED

A PHIL FAMILEE REE RUN 

LETZ LOOK

ROLL FILM ~~~~

WHIRRR

THIZ EPPA SODA WAZ HOZTED

BYE DE BIG KATOONA

N CUZIN DAIZ 

two nite we iz buzzed happee

ta haz phil de thurd on set

N we hope ta cod 
himz mor talk a tive

than hiz parentz 

N ther parentz bee for them

haz ben

sinz we haz had 

ZIP 

on conversayshunz 

frum theeze roe dentz  

in yeerz past

toona: pleez haza seet phil & tell uz

a wee bit a bout yur self

phil de thurd:

toona: all ritie then

sew, we hurd yur dad 
SAW hiz shadow

N yur gram paw did KNOT

N yur uncle 
on yur momz dadz side 
waz on vacationz

N waz wearin shadez 
sew it waza wash

phil de thurd:  

toona: ewe ground hogz 

R just jackin uz ALL

a round.... aren't cha
😠

  dai$y: maybe we can get a question 

for phil

from an audience member 

toona: questshunz for phil
any one

audience member:  

iz that ewe gram paw ?

phil de thurd:

 

dai$y: well at least we got 

conversation from

the possible relative 

may be we should 
cut to commercial

toona: soundz like a plan

******************

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

SINZ 1981

toona:  we R bak

N what happened 

ta de ground hogz

dai$y: they said something 
about chucking wood

and ran outta here

toona: whoa ~~~

eye haz chucked food 

& hairballz

 but never 
"wood"

thatz gotta hurt

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live lumber

and sauce oh fishbone ♥♥♥♥♥

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we hatez ewe ya bass terd winter

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 

a bass terd winter

short storeee

deer bass terd winter

me

 and me gal pal

HOLLY

hatez ewe

de end

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live 

spring time 

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ANSWER DE CATZ QUEST SHUNZ DAY

WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 

ITZ TIME TA ANSWER

SUM QUESTSHUNZ DAY

~~~~~

 sew eye asked de gurl

de followin quezt shunz 

N getted a stooooopid ree sponze 

which waz

letz look ~~~

furst eye asked: if my dad waz feral 

and me mom waz feral and eye am feral born 

doez that make ewe 

semi feral 

two which her ree plied….

whhhaaaaatttt ???

me next quest shun waz,

 if ewe can tell what eye am dreemin bout

doez that make ewe 

sigh kick 

ore sigh coe…

ta which her ree plied

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

eye guezz bee coz eye said 

her waz

psycho😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live de mizz tree

oh unanswered quest shunz

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