A TROUT SING A LONG

 white fish wavez everee one

N wel come two a trout tee vee sing a

long that we com pozed bak in 32 AD

thiz songz all bout de trout

N how they iz taken over de werld 

one scalez atta time

roll film N

sing a long ~~~

troutz in de stor...troutz ina can...

troutz ona grill... troutz fry in de pan 

 

troutz ona shirt... troutz on pantz... 

troutz ona tie... troutz eat antz 

 

troutz ona plate... troutz on yur spoon... 

troutz for dinner... troutz at noon 

 

troutz in yur sock... troutz ina shooz... 

troutz on tee vee... troutz in de newz 

 

troutz on de ceelin... troutz on de flor.... 

troutz on yur wallz... troutz by de front door 

 

troutz can swim... troutz can knot hop.... 

troutz can sing.... troutz at car shop!!

N ther ewe haz it

heerz two a happee healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live med leez

©JANUARY 17, 2024

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STOOOPID NEVER GOEZ OUTTA STYLE ~~~~

 white fizh wavez everee one

N wel come two a trout tee vee

ree runz frum bak in de dayz oh yore

when de food servizz gurl waz still

under employ

thiz post waz written ta show

PROOF pawz a tiv, that

STOOPID NEVER GOES OUTTA STYLE

roll film

sew de food gurl leeved

her place oh employ

N seez de following:

a tranz mission towerz 

carryin 489,321,096,363,755

volts oh spark

N wear R de stooooooopid azz burdz

iz chillaxin AND 

droppin waste

matterz on de carz on de parkin lot

a side note theeze fotoz suck

like a vacuum masheen

N yea, sew may be we canna spell

but we CAN reed

letz take a look

at what iz on de transmission towerz

a WARNING sign

bout de fact that

489,321,096,363,755 volts iz runnin thru it

N it reedz: use caution,

dont get neer, stand back,

stay off

due knot climb up

 sit on

ore rest against

yet wear R de stooooopid azzez ??

ewe guessed it 

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

STOOPID NEVER GOEZ OUTTA STYLEZ

heerz two a safe

happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on…

long live fishin werms

©JANUARY 10, 2024

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HAPPEE MEW YEER TWO EVEREE ONE !!

white fizh wavez everee one 

N wel come two R furst post for

2024 and 

ewe bet 

itza REE RUN !!!!

a most happe mew yeer

ta R palz far N wide

“Time for me ta takez a brake” 

santy clawz cried

N we hope de dood in red

bringed ya everee thing ya wish

hope ya dinna wakez up

ta bass terd chckn in yur dish

over heer in trout towne

we shirlee will be jammin

noe chowin down on saladz

wee bee feastin on salmon

salmon salmon ~~~~feastin on salmon

sing long everee one

wee bee feastin on salmon

make sure ya eat sum pie

N sum left over cake

stay way frum bass terd chcckn

for de love oh codz sake

coz memburr it don’t matter

bee ewe boy ore gurl

if ya eat de bazz terd burd

yur shirlee gonna hurl

pork chopz N steaks 

even burger N friez

bee WAY better N burd 

we canna tell noe liez

salmon salmon ~~~~~feastin on salmon

sing long everee one 

wee bee feastin on salmon

sew a troo lee happe mew yeer

two each one oh ewe

we wish ya health N happeez

de yeer long thru

heerz ta treetz N toyZ 

for get de brush N comb

ta all R shelter palz

hope ya get yur for ever home

thanx for bein trout towne palz

we bee troo lee blessed

we luvz ewe one N all

R palz be de BEST

salmon salmon~~~~feastin on salmon

sing long everee one

wee bee feastin on salmon

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on

~~~~~~~~

long live de skillet 

©JANUARY 3, 2024

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