Wednesday, December 6, 2023

EYE WAZ LIED TWO PLANE N SIM PULL

 white fizh wavez eveee one 
N wel come 
two a trout tee vee post 



that eye wanna call
thiz iz knot what eye thought
 it waz gonna bee like
sew de food gurl said 
sinz eye had been a good boy 
for two dayz thiz yeer 
eye could go see santy
clawz with me wish lizt
AWESUM eye said ta mee self 
and eye set a bout
makin me lizt 
then checkin it knot twice 
but 15,293 timez
then de big day final lee ah rived !!!
let me just bee gin 
bye sayin knot onlee iz
thiz knot like ewe see 
in dee mooveez
 but all sew
it waz knot like eye thinked 
see in santy clawz
wood bee like
take a look ~~~~~


EYE AM HEER SANTY CLAWZ
WITH ME LIST

SAY...WEARZ YUR LAP DOOD ??



IZ EWE EVEN LISSTIN TA MEE ???



oh kay then 

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 
peace out N rock on
long live de out rite LIEZ 
oh de food servizz gurl

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Wednesday, November 29, 2023

R YEER LEE BASS TERD TURKEE BURD DAY POZT

 white fish wavez everee one
                       N well come ta trout tee veez 
                                yeer lee ree run post
                               bout...bass terd turkee burd
                               
                                 roll film ~~~~~~~ whirr






BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
N everee thing else
 they mezzed up
  

sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz


 sinz we iz ona 
tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
 

that knot onlee doez 
de houz knead fume a gate inn 
coz it bee stinkin 
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
  

ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de $#itz smellin 
cooked bass terd turkee azz


  we haz:

noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
 
 { tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 

a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ


 
 de 
$#itz smellin 
bass terd turkee azz
 iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 
they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee 
 

that weighed 7,884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de 
$#itz smellin 
bass terd turkee burd
 
itz been 
fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 
 mixed with eggz
 
 fried with an om letz
 inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz 
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 
& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 
ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
 N everee thing elze 
they messed up
 
itz been ree fuzed 
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 
N due knot EVEN 
get uz started
bout de stuffin
 up itz butt
 tho it diz a peered
az well 
ugh
 

N sure sum oh thiz 
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz
 7,884 poundz

heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
 
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Wednesday, November 22, 2023

A BASS TERD BURD DAY REE RUN AGAIN

 
white fizh wavez
everee one N wel come
two R an ewe ull bass terd
burd day ree run
trout tee vee post 
if ewe haz ben round a while
ewe noe wear thiz iz goin


roll film ~~~~~~

two morrow iz 
de day we HATE DE MOST
even mor sew N goin two
de eeeeeeeevil place

with thiz bee in said
letz welcome R palz 
coppee N paste 
who iz heer ta help uz re post 
R bass terd burd day post
frum yeerz past
take it a way coppee N paste
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  
sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
  thiz be manee yeerz ago
well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground

N prettee soon a town be born
with shoppez N homez ga lore
cropz grew.. sew did biznezz
much ta be thanx full for

de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest
call it thanx givin day
they cooked sum pies.. mashed sum spudz
de damn chickn flew a way

they couldna catch de bass terd burd
an eye dea popped in sum onez head
letz try... de one called turkee
they found one… shot him dead
~~~~~~~~~~~~
it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye

ewe R a bass terd turkee burd
N frank lee we hate ewe
yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap
we wood rather eat a shoo

give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz
 noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
up.. de.. turkeez.. buttz

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

may yur travelz bee safe 

yur platez bee full
yur famileez bee blessed 

hope everee one haza
grate week oh end 
peace out N rock on
long live de pizza .......

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wee bee thanx full for all R friendz
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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