TROUT TALKIN TABBIES

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

A HOWL O WEEN MOOVEE REE VEEW

white fizh wavez everee one

N wel come ta a trout

tee vee

scaree moovee ree veew

just in time

for howl o ween

we think FRY day

sum thin ore other waz on de big screen

( we just went inta

de moovee place

ta get sum snax )

we seed a dood

witha colandurr thing on hiz head

N frank lee we can think oh other

thingz ta use a colander for

bee sidez a facial mask

ya can pan for gold, drain yur sghetti noodlez

sift for bear reed trezure in litter

N if de handlezz iz sturdee enuff

scoop

plentee oh minnow

outta de neer bye streem

sudden lee sum one up front

started talkin
on a cell ewe ler dee vize

N sum one yelled

shut de hell up

de dood doin de fone talkin
stood up N terned round
N sum bodee else yelled

sit de hell down

then de standin dood yellz

who in de hell
due ewe think yur talkin two
while sum one else screamed
who de hell R ewe anyway

frum de bak row

( neer az we can figure )
came a
what de hellz yur problem

then sum one elze yelled

go two hell

de manager dood came in

N blasted
what de hellz

goin on in heer

sew what happened in de moovee

we due knot noe

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live filmz

Wednesday, October 11, 2023

DE PLEEZ BEE PAY SHUNT DINER

white fizh wavez everee one
N wel come two a trout tee vee
eppa soda we iz callin

what de hellz🙀

sew ….eye waz asked
two go out two dinner
N eye said
why knot, haz ta bee a slite change
frum canned goodz
fora change oh pace
eye wented two a restaurant called de

"pleez bee pay shunt
we haz noe help diner"
letz look
roll film ~~~~~~~~~ whirrrr
heer eye am
out side de establish mintz
waitin on de starez
two get in de door

eee lapsed time haz been
13 hourz, 89 minitz anda few secondz

heer eye am final lee gettin a taybull

after waitin 32 hourz,
52 minitz and 8 secondz

and heer eye am
waitin for de food order
two a rive

eye loozed trak oh time
ZZZzzzzzZZZzzZzzZzZZZ

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on

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N in memoree oh R total lee
awesum lee
epic lee
for ever friend
PATTI
long live

cold food
take out
cannoli
browneez
N muzz tard

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old Irish proverb ~~~
death leaves a heartache
no one can heal
love leaves a memory
no one can steal

Wednesday, October 4, 2023

WE LOVEZ EWE ST FRANCIS

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE

SPESHULL EPPA SODA

DEDICATED TA R HEER ROE

ST FRANCIS

THIZ YEER WE WANTED TA SHARE

SUM FOTOZ; STOREEZ & FAX

& SURE THEY BEE NOTHER REE RUN

BUT HAY ~~~~

SEW WITH OUT ANY FURTHER A DOOZ

LET TWO NITEZ FILM

ROLL

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHIRR

ST FRANCIS STARTED TRAVELIN ROUND

PREACHIN REPENTANCE IN POVERTY

AND WITH IN ONE YEERZ TIME

HIM ALL REDDY HAD 11 FOLLOWERZ

TAKE THAT SOCIAL MEDIA SITEZ

WITH ALL YUR LIKEZ N STUFF

HIM BEGAN DE CHRISTMAS TRADITION

OH DE NATIVITY SCENE

HIM SET UP DE VEREE FURST ONE BAK IN 1223

DE ST FRANCIS FOUNTAIN

IN SAN FRANCISCO IZ

SAN FRANCISCO'S OLDEST DINER

THIS TOTAL LEE AWESUM BOOK

CAME FRUM R TOTAL LEE AWESUM CATSTER PAL

GLEEK'S MOMMY..

LETZ CHECK OUT DE STOREE

MISTURR LEO RITED

HOW KEWL IZ THIZ !!

~~~ WE DID R BEST TA MAKE IT BIGGAFY ~~

N THIZ TOTAL LEE AWESUM ART PEACE

WAZ SENDED TWO UZ

BYE R TOTAL LEE AWESUM PAL

SAMMY DE SHOP VAC PILCH

IT HAZ A PLACE OH HONORZ ON DE DESK

ST FRANCIS EWE TOTAL LEE ROCK DOOD

MANEE THANX FOR ALL DE THINGZ

THAT EWE NOE

WHAT WE IZ

TALKIN BOUT

WITH LOVEZ FRUM

ALL OH UZ TABBIES

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