Wednesday, August 23, 2023

GIE UNT CAT

 white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two a trout tee vee
 way back ree runz


roll film ~~~~

whirrrrrrr ~~~~~

ewe mite ree call frum R last post
we final lee getted a sponsor:
GIE UNT CAT
how we stumbled upon GIE UNT CAT
ore how GIE UNT CAT finded uz 
still ree manez a mizz tree 

but given de fact 
they agreed ta sponsor uz
we inn tern a greed ta give them 
sum propz heer two day 

with a GIE UNT CAT 
commershul post 
sew sit back N ree lax
tern yur tee vee on ore off 

coz they R knot on tee vee any way 
?????
N heer we go
cue mewsic in yur own mindz eye 
oh what ya wanna heer 
coz onze again
we due knot noe how ta add sound
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
doez yur cat seem ta never grow 
tho he eatz N eatz N eatz sum mor


doez he look at de cat tree...
wunderin if he will ever be big enuff 
ta climb two de top perch 


doez he wunder 
if he will ever fill out his bed


ore think hiz litter box iz like
an oh lympix pool



does hiz cat toyz seem 
like they waz made for TIGERZ 



ore may be him thinkz he kneadz a ladderz
ta reech hiz kibble bowl 



ore an extree long straw 
ta get a ree freshin drink oh H two and oh


well folkz... worree noe mor 
be coz GIE UNT CAT kibble 
iz heer two help !
♥♥♥♥♥
 
GIE UNT CAT cat kibble can tern 
yur kitten sized cat 
inta a GIE UNT SIZED CAT
within a month, 18 dayz, 45 hourz,
 and a week ore three 
R guaranteez ore yur money back 
N ya can keep de kibble two
letz listen two thiz satisfied customer 
tell kitteh "D" how GIE UNT CAT
terned hiz life a round 





N letz look at de AMAZIN ree sultz 
kitteh "D" sent 
two de GIE UNT CAT kibble officez 
last week 
afturr he had consoomed 
GIE UNT CAT cat kibble fora month, 18 days 
45 hourz, and onlee TWO weekz





& de wee kitteh 
lookz like gram paw DUDE !!
  sa~wheat
♥♥♥
sew ther ya haz it
R....  GIE UNT CAT
commershul free 
commershul 
 ree view
 
heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 
peace out N rock on 
long live nooz print

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Wednesday, August 16, 2023

A TRIB BUTE TA MARINERZ CATCH !!

white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two a 
trout tee vee


 
sing a long song 
eppa soda

witha song bye me
mackerull boomer junior butter feeld

sinz we canna add mewsic 
two thiz post  
pleez feel free two
uze a toon in yur head 
that ewe like two sing a long two

reddy ~~~~ hit it 🎝🎶🎜♫♬


nine oh clox at nite 

N itz broad day lite 

day lite savinz time sux all rite 

catz want dark at nine oh nite 

bass terd burdz iz still in flite 

~~~~~~~

eye had for dinnerz sum 

marinerz catch 

catch oh de day izza marinerz catch 

marinerz marinerz marinerz caaaaatch 

catch oh de day iz marinerz catch 


~~~~~~~~~~

de other bass terd chippie 

iz under de shrubz 

grazz iz fried 

de yardz fulla grubz 

eye am two young yet 

two go inn two pubz 

whalez bee in de waterz 

swimmin with subz 

~~~~~~~~~~

catch oh de day iz 

sea cap’nz choiz 

gotta stop singin 

for eye looz me voiz 

catch oh de dayz still marinerz catch 

marinerz marinerz marinerz caaaaaaatch


peace out N  rock on
heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end
long live toonz 
in yur mindz eye 

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