ITZ BIG WERDZ TIME

WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WEL COME TWO A POST

FRUM LIKE A VEREE LONG TIME AGO

WE WANTED TA SHOW 

THAT WE IZ KNOT ALL WAYZ BOUT 

"TROUT TALK" 

SEW WE

GRABBED DE BIG BOOK OF WERDZ 

CALLED DICSHUN NARRY 

& FLIPPED DE PAGEZ 

& HEERZ WHAT WE FINDED:

VERMIVOROUZ:

eating wermz

now sure we mighta eated 

a werm ore two in R day

... ?...just coz

but what fizh 

due ewe noe 

  will refuzez a werm

~~~ bee sidez may bee de shark

whale.. dolphin...ore de 

fish stik

sad lee for theez fish

they trooly due knot noe 

what they  iz missin bye bein 

vermivorous

de fizh COULD be like uz

& bee 

polyphagous:

eatin manee typez oh foodz

🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

bein polyphagous allows UZ 

ta eat everee thing bee sidez 

de kitchen table...and ore houz sidin

N de men ewe incloodz 

trout.. snapper.. 

ham samiches.. salmon patties..pizza piez..

pork chopz..sea bass..whitefish..perch..cod..sghetti..

donuts..butter..cake..friez..burgerz..sole..

kibble…. grazz….. N a werm ore two

hope everee one haza grate day

peace out N rock on

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

long livez WERMZ :)

 

© august 9,  2023

All Rights Reserved 

TROUT TEE VEE WILL REE TERN NEXT WEEK

 two dayz post iz dedicated two

one oh de last of R palz 

frum R catster dayz

and de last oh hiz clowder 

that leeved de state oh KY

manee yeerz ago

Newman “St Rickland”

hiz meowmie named him 

afturr mizzter Paul

coz oh de bloo oh hiz eyez

and Newman, ore Newmie, 

waz caught

in de woodz

just bee for hiz familee

leeved KY, 

AND PONEEZ

to travelz 13,957 milez out two AZ

and ~~~~~~ HEET

thank you for rescuing me

from vishus deer...can I have a pony

 Newmie waz fee chured in de mag a zeen

All Animals~~~~~~

way kewl

~~~~~ AND

he rited a book 

bak in de day titled

Poopology ~~~~ The Scoop on Poop 💩 

that waz avail a bull in PDF formatz, 

for de PC savvy 

Newmie hada GIE UNT purrson al a tee

and leevez a GIE UNT hole in hiz

meowmie’z and dad’z heart

az well az hiz brother Wilbur’z

hiz sisturr Coconut’z

N hiz countlezz friendz

OH MY COD !!!

there's a tarantula on the lamp shade

we noe if him could speek human

 Newmie wood say two hiz parentz:

“thank you for everything

I will always love you

and I will see you again

in heaven"

N speekin of~~~~~~~

we noe R heer roe St Francis

saw Newmie safe lee two heaven

and Newmie had noe sufferin on his

journey, two start hiz tenth life

ha ha meowmie joke's on you

well, me too, that was the

harp thingie holdin the lamp 

shade in place

I left PONIES in Kentucky

for 371 degrees in Arizona

we lovez ewe Newman "St Rickland"

for all time ~~~~

thanx mew for bee in R friend

💖💙💚💛💜🧡💖

🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠

and purr hapz NOW

ewe own

A PONEEZ