Wednesday, April 12, 2023

DE WERD CAT =^,,^=

 

 
white fizh wavez everee one
N wel come two a ree run that we due knot
think we haz re run ree cent lee
on trout tee vee
 

 
pleez beg R most humble 
if ewe saw thiz all reddy 
like a few ago
 
thiz ree run iz one of R favez
coz it con tainz de werd
 CAT
and how important we iz two
sew sigh a tee
 
letz look
 
roll film ~~~~~~
 
de werd cat: N ther meeningz
allocator... a cat who dressez up 
like an alligator for howl o ween
altercate... a kitteh who helpsz
de priest at church servizz
 
catacomb...catz who like 
ther groomin done with a comb 
& knota brush
catalog...kittehz who like 
a wee bit oh adventurz 
on sum fallen treez, 
ore simp lee... logz
catalysts... catz who bee 
prettee well organized 
N make "ta due" listz oh stuff
that kneadz done
cataplasm ...cats big inta 
sci fi stuff like
plasm gunk
catcall.....eazee peezee 
catz on de tell a fone
category ...kittehz big inta 
scaree blood N gutz mewviez
caterpillar...de catz that 
R fame mouz 
in ther communateez 
 
N wood rather
bee called thiz ....
than pillarz 
oh sew sigh a tee
caterwaul... opposite oh 
cat er floor
catfish ...LUNCH BRAKE!!!!!
cathodally... catz who like 
ta take ther 
sweet ole time bout stuff
N most lee hang out 
with dilly dally
catkin...any ree lay shunz 
mom ...dad...cuzin
sisturr...brother...
son...neff few...daughter...
neece...gram pawz...
gram mawz...
antz...unklez...
ewe noe...yur kin
catsup...opposite oh 
catz down
copycat...catz who go 
two placez oh employ 
N shove paperz in that
masheen N hit 
de start button ...
N now ya haz like 
44 oh de same
doc ewe mintz
delicate...kittehz who werk 
at de samich shopee 
round de korner...
due knot forgetz 
chipz anda drink !!
detoxicate... catz who haz 
sense ta seek help 
for ther addictionz...
detox soon 
N bee well pleez
♥♥♥
  
fabricate...catz who R 
total lee inta 
any kinda cloth
hellcat ...nellie's crew !!!
locate...opposite oh 
high cat
mudcat...catz livin 
de high life 
N rollin in wet soil
polecat uh...dood
phew...pee ewe N wee
well, ther ya haz it...
just a wee small samplin
oh how important 
de werd CAT iz 
 
heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
 
long live
de dicshunarry 
 
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Wednesday, April 5, 2023

EASTURR HAIRZ

whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta trout tee vee ree run
326..128.36
 

 
 
  heerz R
post frum easturr past with high pawz
ta all R rabbit and hare palz 

take it a way copee & paste

 with easturr bein 
rite round de korner 

we wanted ta offer 
a few safe tee tipz
we troo lee hope 
everee one
takez inta consider rayshun 

coz yur food servizz
peepulz can tern....
crazed
mor sew than normull
durin de easturr holly day 


while easturr can bee 
a rockin awesum holly day


it can all sew bee

a veree vizshuz holly day
for manee manee peepulz


N heerz how ther day can go ~~~~~


they will eat candee 
til they hurl
 fite over de last ham samich

yell at de peepulz
at de  front oh de line
ta sit de hell down
sew ther kids can watch
de EASTURR parade

hope inn ta see 
Santa Claus ???? 
at de end



then they go ta see
rell a tives 
they canna stand

just coz it iz easturr
N they due knot wanna 
oh fend
de easturr rabbit

who in all honest tee
could care less

coz de rabbitz out back
eatin everee bush... flower.... 
& tree start.... de peepulz just planted
2 weekz ago
 


then

they get colored dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd eggz 


they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
burd eggz

N it doez knot come off
in one peace
then therz like shell gutz
ina egg salad samich 




they for get wear they hided an egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end

til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noes what

& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz better

~~~~~

they accident lee eat
 a wee tinee
peace oh foil

that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled off
 

 
then their fillinz in their teethz
be like 
hole.... lee.... $hit......

N they yellz 
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye
like when they eat
ice creem two fast 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N last but knot leest
therz

ewe guessed it
de hole bass terd BURD izzue

coz why in de sam hell

doez any one

wanna eat this




Be it boiled
fried..... baked...... cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore poached 


when it comes outta de 

BUTT 

oh this




a stooooooopid
bass terd

chcickn BURD

~~~~~~~


heerz two a safe, happee, healthee
rockin awesum week oh end

HAPPEE EASTURR
be safe if ewe travel

peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee
 
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Wednesday, March 29, 2023

SING A LONG SONG

 

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
ANDA HAPPEE WEDNESDAY TWO ALL
 
THIZ WEEKZ
REE RUN POST
WAZ FURST PUB LIZHED
BAK IN 21 IF
WE REMEMBURR RITE 
 


LETZ TAKE A LOOK~~~
ORE KNOT
ROLL FILM ~~~~~
 
 
R foodz dish be emptee
we wanna see sum perch
rememburrz Addams familee
who rememburrz "Lurch"

 sand bee reel lee hot
we see a slice oh salmon
ray dee oh iz on
ta toonz we bee a jammin
 
snakez bee soooper creepee
we willna eatz a eel
de 2nd bulldog mom had
could sitz up like a seal

 if ewe reel lee ..... REEL LEE noe uz
we iz all bout de trout
we due knot like cole slaw
& we don't like sour krout

 onze we wuz fishin
thinked we catched a 3 pound snail
 pulled on de fishin line
 we had catched a pail
 
 
 
skip jack N albacore 
 iz both a kinda tuna
sing a song o six pence
in de month oh june a

ba ba iz de sheep
servin up sum carp
did ewe noe kittehZ
trooly love de harp 🎶🎶

been a long time
sinz we haz had sum bass
thiz linez how we feel :
 bass terd turkee burd
kizz R ass

 kibblez knot that good
 when ewe can haz sum sole
food service purrson
stik sum in R bowl


matter oh fact
we wanna eat sum BURD
😸😺😺
 
 Happy Earl Lee 
April Foolz day
got that rite…...werd
 
heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
 
peace out N rock on
long live snailz  


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