whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta trout tee vee ree run
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heerz R
post frum easturr past with high pawz
ta all R rabbit and hare palz
take it a way copee & paste
with easturr
bein
rite round de korner
we wanted ta offer
a few safe tee tipz
we troo lee
hope
everee one
takez inta consider rayshun
coz yur food servizz
peepulz can tern....
crazed
mor sew than normull
durin de easturr holly day
while easturr can bee
coz yur food servizz
peepulz can tern....
crazed
mor sew than normull
durin de easturr holly day
while easturr can bee
a rockin awesum holly day
it can all sew bee
a veree vizshuz holly day
for manee manee peepulz
N heerz how ther day can go ~~~~~
they will eat candee
til they hurl
fite over
de last ham samich
yell at de peepulz
at de front oh de line
ta sit de hell down
sew ther
kids can watch
de EASTURR parade
hope inn ta see
Santa Claus ????
at de end
then they go ta see
at de end
rell a tives
they canna stand
they canna stand
just coz it iz easturr
N they due knot wanna
oh fend
oh fend
de easturr rabbit
who in all honest tee
could care less
coz de rabbitz out back
eatin
everee bush... flower....
& tree start.... de peepulz just planted
2 weekz ago
then
they get colored
dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd eggz
they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
burd eggz
de bass terd
burd eggz
N it doez knot come off
in one peace
then therz like shell gutz
ina egg salad samich
then therz like shell gutz
ina egg salad samich
they for get wear they hided an egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end
til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noes what
& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz better
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they accident lee eat
a wee tinee
peace oh foil
that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled off
then their fillinz in their teethz
be like
hole.... lee.... $hit......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
hole.... lee.... $hit......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye
like when they eat
ice creem two
fast
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N last but knot leest
therz
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N last but knot leest
therz
ewe guessed it
de hole bass terd BURD izzue
coz why in de sam hell
coz why in de sam hell
doez any one
wanna eat this
Be it
boiled
fried..... baked...... cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore poached
when it comes outta de
BUTT
oh this
a stooooooopid
bass terd
chcickn BURD
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heerz two a safe, happee, healthee
rockin awesum week oh end
HAPPEE EASTURR
be safe if ewe travel
peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee
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