TROUT TALKIN TABBIES

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

FISH FAX

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO REE RUN EPPA SODA

FRUM 874 BC

WE CALLED THIZ ONE TROUT TOWNE FISH FAX

ORE FISH IN TROUT TOWNE WATERZ

LETZ LOOK.....ROLL FILM ~~~~~~~ WHIRRRR

SALMON:

THER BE NOE SALMON IN DA HOLE O TROUT TOWNE

THER BE NOE STREAMZ IN TROUT TOWNE

SEW DE FISH HAZ NO PLACE TA SWIM....UP ORE DOWN

N WE DUE KNOT HAZ A HEETED POOLZ EITHER

RAINBOW TROUT:

RAINBOW TROUT IZ AVAIL A BULL SUNDAY THRU CATURDAY FRUM 7:47 AM TIL LIKE 5:56 PM

GIVE ORE TAKE A HOUR ORE FOUR....

CATFISH:

WHOA…..CAT…FISH ?

SNAPPER:

SEW LIKE ONE DAY WE WUZ FISHIN

& SUMTHIN SNAPPED DA LINE

SEW IF IT WUZ KNOT A SNAPPER

THAN LIKE WHAT WUZ IT…!!! ???

EGGZ ACT LEE

TUNA:

KNOT CUZIN TUNA ORE GRAN KID TUNA

TURKEYFISH:

A PASSIN PIE RAT TOLL UZ ONZE

THER BEE SUCH A THING AZA TURKEY FISH

N WE COULDNA CARED LEZZ

EWE BASS TURD

COD:

THER YEWZ TA BEE

PLENT TEE OH C.O.D. HEER

BUT WERD HAZ IT THAT THE C.O.D.

OWED DE

I.R.S.

N HIM BEE A.W.O.L.

PURRHAPS DA C.I.A

HAZ MOR I.N.F.O….?????

SWORDFISH:

IF ITZ KNOT TRYIN TA FITE UZ

WITH A SPEERZ ORA STICK ORE SUMTHIN

ITZ PRETTY GOOD SEARED AT 387 DEGREEZ

FOR LIKE 10 MINITZ

SERVED WITH CATGRASS

IT MAKES A PRETTEE GOOD MEEL

ITZ JUST A HASSLE

GETTIN DA SWORD A WAY

FRUM DA FISH IN DA FURST PLACE

BARRACUDA:

OK, MOOVIN RITE A LONG NEXT FISH PLEEZ

N DUE KNOT ASK ‘BOUT SHARK

COZ WE WILL TELL YA DA SAME THING

EEL:

KNOT REELY SURE IF THIS IZ A FISH

BUT HIM BEE ONE SLIPPER REE CHARACTER

R GUEZZ IZ HIMZ RUNNIN FRUM DA LAW

MACKERULL:

KNOT MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR FEEL

BASS:

THIZ FISH BEE OH KAY FOR SNAKIN ON

BUT TALK ‘BOUT A BIG MOUTH

DUE KNOT EVER TELL THIZ FISH A SEKRIT

COZ HIM WILL BE SWIMMIN BACK

TA WHER EVER FISH BE HANGIN OUT AT

N TELLIN YUR BIZNEZZ

THEN YA FIND OUT

N ALL YA CAN END UP SAYIN IZ

“YA GOTTA BIG MOUTH...…BASS”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HOPE EVEREE ONE HAZA GRATE WEEK OH END

BEE HAPPEE HEALTHEE & SAFE

PEACE OUT, ROCK ON, LONG LIVE DONUTZ

© jANUARY 18, 2023

Wednesday, January 11, 2023

A PENMANSHIP POST FROM 1392

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TA TROUT TEE VEE

REE RUN ONE

FRUM 1392

WHEN WE WAZ STILL IN SKEWL

THIZ POST WAZ CALLED

WHO HAD DE BEST

WRITIN STYLE

N WHO WEARED IT BEST

NATCH IT HAD TA BEE LONG

TWO DAI$Y

EVEN UZ DOODZ ADD MITTED THAT

BEE COZ HER RUN ON SENTENCE

UZED EVEREE

LETTER OF DE ALFA BIT

CONGA RATZ TWO EWE CUZIN DAIZ

ROLL FILM ~~~~~~~~~

I am beyond fabulous,

but everyone already knows this ♥

so I shall just practice

some more penmanship~~~

hoping to use every letter

of the alphabet ....

and

praying the jewelry store

is still open

by the time I leave

this zoo

called trout towne school

of higher education

where I'd really like to see

..... quality learning .....

even if that makes

no sense

whatsoever

rather like boomer

who, if you ex-rayed his brain

you would find

no brain cells

because his mind is filled

with thoughts of pork roast.

I love Me

~~~~~~~~~~~

OH KAY THEN

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE WRITIN STYULLZ

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

COPPEE N PASTE IZ NOW PAYIN UZ RENT !!

whitefish wavez everee one

N well come ta de trout tee vee

eppa soda we iz callin

pleez say

how dee

ta coppee N paste

coz they haz oh fish ul lee mooved inta de land oh trout

ore in plane speech

de gurl iz two lazee ta think oh new shitz 💩💩💩💩

ta bull shitz 💩💩💩💩

about

sew 2023 will bee

a bunch a lame azz

ree runz shitz 💩💩💩💩

just like ewe seed heer

on R blog in 2022

if ewe iz even still reedin

R bull shitz 💩💩💩💩

N thatz noe bull

we sended coppee N paste

ona seerch for sum shitz

💩💩💩💩

we rited yeerz ago

N they came bak witha

lotta bull shitz 💩💩storeez

and we hope ta cod

ta bee abe bull ta vizit

mor often

N thatz noe bull either

we wizh everee one

all de best in 2023

and thatz for sure

noe bull shitz

💩💩💩💩💩

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live

💩💩