WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TWO NOTHER
REE UN OH TROUT TEE VEE
THIZ EPPA SODA IZ SEW OLD
IT A PEERED
DE YEER WASHINGTON
WAZ PREZ A DENT
ANY WAY ON WITH DE NON CENTZ
COZ THATZ ALL YUR EVER GONNA FIND HEER
CAT SOOPER STIZZ SHUNZ
BYE THEM WHO RITED EM
& UZ TROUTERZ
Dreaming of a white cat means good luck.
- American superstition
Dreamin oh white fish iz better
– trout towne sooper stizz shunz
To see a white cat on the road is lucky.
- American superstition
Dood, ewe knead ta get off de road buddy
N get in side wear it bee safe
- trout towne fact
If a cat washes behind its ears,
it will rain.
- English superstition
If a kitteh bee washin
bee hind hiz ears, him just hada meel
N him bee kleenin up
-trout towne tabbies
A strange black cat
on your porch brings prosperity.
- Scottish superstition
A strange cat oh any color
on de porch wooda ment a fite
bak in gram paw doods day
-trout towne fact
A cat sneezing is a good omen
for everyone who hears it. - Italian superstition
A kitteh sneezin kneadz de blessingz
oh St Francis
anda “bless ewe”… due ewe knead a tizzue buddy
-trout towne oh pinion
A cat sleeping with all four paws
tucked under means cold weather ahead.
- English superstition
A kitteh sleepin like this iz
called a meatloaf
-trout towne hurd thiz sum place
N canna remember wear
And last butt knot leest
When moving to a new home,
always put the cat
through the window
instead of the door,
so that it will not leave.
- American superstition
When moovin ta a new home
we got 18 centz N a sak oh friez
sayz de kitteh iz gonna bee major
pizzed if ewe live on de 22nd floor……HELLO……..
Peace out N rock on,
long live sayinz
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