ONE BORING ASS POST

 white fish wavez 

everee one 

N wel come ta 

de furst ever 

trout tee vee 

inn foe mershull 

ore : one boring ass post

sew last week de gurl 

getted fired frum her 

place oh employ 

even tho her said 

she RETIRED 

frum her place oh employ 

eye think her getted 

her chopz busted 

for sneekin round 

blogland on valued companee time

any ma hoo sinz her 

doez knot haz a 

pea sea in de houz 

N werkz frum 

an eye pad that haz 

limited data time 

coz her doez knot 

wanna pay 

de fone companee 

17,935.00 a month for 

unlimited time 

mezzin round de internetz 

we will be kinda 

hit N mizz 

with R postz

we iz hopin ta vizit 

all R palz at leest 

onze a week 

til de gurl getz her 

shitz 💩💩💩💩two gether 

bout bee in fired 

N lurnz de ropez 

bout postin 

ta blogger 

frum de eye pad

heerz two a happee 

healthee week oh end 

peace out N rock on 

long live X tended 

long week oh endz😸

REE RAN FRUM 15 ♥♥ 1715 THAT IZ !!

 

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELCOME TA REE RUN 

NUMBER Z.0733

 

R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 

HOPE FULL LEE SOON 

 

Photo by David Dibert from Pexels

 

a ree run post frum

de yeer 1715

 

sinz thiz originullz post

waza milez long 

 we mod a fied it

N we will skipz de intro 

 

 roll film

~~~~~~~ whirrrrr

 

 sum dayz ago ...
 de food servizz gurl 
came home wine inn

like a sizzee babee

bout how her

getted a paper cut 
at her place oh employ  

N  it hurt like a 
bass terd
N her dinna wanna get 

SALT
in de woond 

 

🧂🧂

well thiz got uz ta thinkin
if paper act shoo a lee 
cutz stuffz
then LUNCH BRAKE

just got... a... hole... lot... eazee urr

we dee sided
de choppin oh de cheeze
N de slicin oh de ham 

waz gonna bee 
R test subjectz

de next day 

afturr de gurl leeved 
de houz
we grabbed a peece oh 
constructionz ...paper...
afturr all

construction = saw 😺😺

 we opened de fridge

  finded a 7 pound ham 
 

N we taked it out
N started sawin a way....
 

noe cutz noe slicez

nada

 

may bee de ham 
kneaded ta be 
room tempera chure 
sew we set it

 on de heet vent 
on de floor

next we grabbed a

paper bax book
ripped  de cover off  

N used de cover on sum 
colbee cheeze we

diz covered next ta de ham
 

noe cutz noe slicez

nada

purrhaps de cheeze 
kneaded ta set out 
az well 

sew it took a spot 
on de floor vent 
next ta de ham

sew far
de "paper" that CUT
de food servizz gurl 

cauzin sew much ag o knee

waza epic fail 


we tried cuttin

that hamz N cheez
with toy let paper
tizzuez
paper towelz
a calendar

 
we even tried cuttin

BUTTERZ

all ta noe a veil

~~~~~~~~~
 de moral oh

thiz weekz storee iz
de food serviss gurl 
iza LIAR...

 

paper wont cut crap

 

🧻🧻

& ham N cheeze getz funkee 
afturr 5 hourz

outta de fridge
while settin ona heet vent...

heerz two a happee 
healthee.....safe... week oh end

peace out N rock on...
long live air freshner

 

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SPACE...LOTTA STUFFZ OUT THER

 

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELCOME TWO A REGULARZ 

TROUT TEE VEE

EPPA SODA

 

R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 

HOPE FULL LEE SOON 

 

Photo by David Dibert from Pexels

 

 

THIZ WEEKZ POST BEE A SHORTZ ONE

KNOT LIKE DE SHORTZ

PEEPULZ WEAR 

BUT SHORTZ ON DE MIND 

& EYEZ OH R VEEWIN AUDEE ANTS

 

WHAT DUE THIZ FOTO 

ON PEXELS BYE PIXABAY

 

& THIZ WERD:

COMMINTZ 

HAZ IN COMMON ???

THEY BOTH R SPACE REE LATED

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

when we rite R commintz

they go a stray

off inta space 

we guess ta play

 

 & itz knot just uz 

it bee all oh R friendz

commintz written N gone 

when they hit sendz

 

just ta let ewe noe 

we reed yur postz

but R commintz now 

look like a ghost

 

yez we noe thiz site iz free 

yet we bee gettin pizzed

coz half R messagez two R friendz

well they iz gettin mizzed

 

blogger can ya fix thiz pleez

been goin on now way two long 

we all like two bee hurd two

iz that sew veree wrong  

~~~~~~~~~

 

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live de werd 

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