WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELCOME TA REE RUN
NUMBER Z.0733
a ree run post frum
de yeer 1715
sinz thiz originullz post
waza milez long
we mod a fied it
N we will skipz de intro
roll film
~~~~~~~ whirrrrr
sum dayz ago ... de food servizz gurl came home wine inn
like a sizzee babee bout how her
getted a paper cut at her place oh employ
N it hurt like a bass terdN her dinna wanna get
SALTin de woond
π§π§ well thiz got uz ta thinkinif paper act shoo a lee cutz stuffzthen LUNCH BRAKE
just got... a... hole... lot... eazee urr
we dee sidedde choppin oh de cheeze N de slicin oh de ham
waz gonna bee R test subjectz de next day
afturr de gurl leeved de houzwe grabbed a peece oh constructionz ...paper...afturr all
construction = saw πΊπΊ we opened de fridge
finded a 7 pound ham
N we taked it out N started sawin a way....
noe cutz noe slicez
nada
may bee de ham kneaded ta be room tempera chure sew we set it
on de heet vent on de floornext we grabbed a
paper bax bookripped de cover off
N used de cover on sum colbee cheeze we
diz covered next ta de ham
noe cutz noe slicez
nada
purrhaps de cheeze kneaded ta set out az well
sew it took a spot on de floor vent next ta de ham
sew far de "paper" that CUT de food servizz gurl
cauzin sew much ag o knee
waza epic fail we tried cuttin
that hamz N cheezwith toy let papertizzuezpaper towelza calendar
we even tried cuttin
BUTTERZall ta noe a veil~~~~~~~~~ de moral oh
thiz weekz storee izde food serviss gurl iza LIAR...
paper wont cut crap
π§»π§» & ham N cheeze getz funkee afturr 5 hourz
outta de fridge while settin ona heet vent...
heerz two a happee healthee.....safe... week oh end
peace out N rock on...long live air freshner
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