LETZ SEE WHO CAN GUEZZ THIZ POST ANZWER

 

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta trout tee

 

R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 

HOPE FULL LEE SOON 

 

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thiz weekz eppa soda

datez bak bout 5 ore sew
N we bee askin R reederz

 

if ther iz any one

 who can guezz what thiz post

"ree furz" two😸😸

 

at de time 

de big katoona

waz part oh thiz post

tho two day... eye... mackerull

will step in 

 

roll film ~~~~~~whirrrrrr

~~~~~~~~

 

 
  me mackerull
 N cuzin dai$y 

gotta tell ya bout de 
total lee awesum day 
we had a few ago 

we waz sew buzzed 
with eggz cite mint 
N happee nezz 
 we HAD ta share

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

de day started out like thiz:

5:13 am
 me mackerull

getted stuffed inta me carrier 

then we  drived over 

ta cuzin dai$yz houz 

& her getted stuffed 

inta her carrier 

then we waz placed upon 

de car bak seet 

& strapped in   

& this iz wear it getz GRATE
sew hang on ta yur seetz   

furst de food gurl 
startz ta sing N her sayz 
we should join a long 
sew we did 

pleez feel free ta join uz 
in R song 

{ if ya haz knot all reddy
quit reedin thiz post
ore if ya iz knot 
board ta teerz }

hit it 
♫♪ ♫♪♫♫♪

 
sew we drove N we drove 
N we drove N we drove 
N we drove
7000 milez mor ♫

N we wizzed past carz 

N big sem eyez
in de distanze  
we hurd thiz roar ♪

 de pole leese showed up 
N him yelled pull over 
eye had ya clocked at 
a hundred N four ♫

sew him rited a tickit 
N we waited in R carrierz 
N we waited 
N waited sum mor ♪

100 hourz later
we got to go 

then de food gurl 
stopped atta stor ♫

  we looked out de window
N wundered what de hellz
look what we saw bye de
de front door♪

 

 

N we waited N we waited
N we waited N waited 
for de food gurl 
ta come outta de store ♫

N when her did
her tozzed a sack in de car

  fulla cornz
  it landed
on de floor ♪

well we hit de road again
then de food gurl yelled
we made it heer bye four ♫

daiz N eye looked
out de window 
ta wear de food gurl 
had taken uz ♪

we seed chckn N chcknz ga lor ♫

how kewl iz thiz !!
♥♥♥

 

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live
???????

letz see who guezzez furst ! 

 

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R PAL ♥♥ SAFTEE SEAL

white fizh wavez everee one  

N well come ta nother ree run oh trout tee vee

 

R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 

HOPE FULL LEE SOON 

 

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thiz weekz ree run iz nother long one 

sew catch a few zzZZZZzzz til de end 

ore if ewe reed on ~~~ uze de box furst

rememburr we haz noe comershulz heer in TT land

 

letz roll film ~~~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrrrr

"AN INTER VEEWZ WITH

SAFTEE SEAL"

 

TT: welcome dood & pleez ta tell everee one yur name   

SAFTEE SEAL: HI & wavez ta yur reederz TT

my name iz SAFTEE SEAL

doodz grate ta see ewe again, trout townez lookin good

 

TT: thanx.... sew saftee what haz ya been up two

 

SAFTEE SEAL: frank lee doodz 

bout de same ole same

makin sure noe one runz with scizzorz

makin sure they look both wayz 

when crossin de street

same for thoze drivin when they 

bee ata stop sign

ree mindin peepuls itz KNOT kewl 

ta text & drive, ore drink and drive

ore watch whatz goin on 

across de street N drive

tellin em ta chillax a bit afturr
mealz bee for  swimmin....

tryin ta find an a tern knee

 

TT: dood...whoa...R ya on de lamb  

ya noe ya can hide out heer

for az long az it takez N noe one will find ewe

faaaaaa we due knot even noe wear 

trout towne iz N we live heer 😸😸

SAFTEE SEAL:  doodz nothin like that 

eye gotta find an a tern knee coz 

my name is a peer inn on all kindz 

oh products heer late lee, 

N knot onlee wuz eye knot asked 

if it could BEE uzed 

 eye am knot gettin paid 

FOR my name bee in uzed

TT: dood thatz bull 💩💩💩 ona stix

like whatz yur name on buddy, 

ya noe we due knot get out much

SAFTEE SEAL: stuff like medisinz,vitamins, 

moovveez, food a bullz, furst aid kitz

waterz bottlez

cranbereez therz sew much stuff 

that haza SAFTEE SEAL tag on it

eye could N should bee a bazillionaire by now

 

TT: safetee; we wundered bout that 

when we waz tryin ta take de lid off 

sum vitaminz de other day

rite ther big az plane az day waz de werdz

SAFETEE SEAL 

N due knot even ask how long 

it taked uz ta get de SAFTEE SEAL seal 

offa dee vee dee disc 

and bye de time we getted de SAFTEE SEAL 

offa waterz bottle 

we waz knot even thirztee any mor

SAFTEE SEAL: told ya

now all eye knead ta due iz 

find me self a good a tern knee

 

 TT: yea best fishez with that dood 

say , all thiz talk bout safe tee 

ree mindz uz that 

therz a fish a seerin on de grill

what say we go ree fill R platez

~~~~~~~~~

N ther ya haz it

if any one noez a good a tern knee

let  uz noe sew we can tell R pal SAFTEE SEAL

whooz name iz blasted everee wear

heerez two a happee healthee week oh end
  peace out N rock on
long live animal rightz

© march 30, 2022

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ST PATRICKZ DAY CIRCUZ 433 A.D.

  WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

 N WELL COME TA TROUT TEE VEE

 

R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 

HOPE FULL LEE SOON 

 

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 TWO DAY WE IZ FEE CHURIN A REE RUN 

THAT RUNNED BAK IN '15 

& AGAIN WITH PART "9" IN '20

 

AND ITZ A LONG ONE 

SEW IF YA WANNA STAY & REED ON

 GO TO DE LITTER BOX FURST 

COZ THIZ CHANNEL HAZ NO COMMERSHUL BRAKEZ

 

WE HAZ CROPPED A BIT OH FOOTAGE 

FRUM DE ORIGINAL AIRIN 

SEW IF EWE DUE HANG OUT TA WATCH

WE HOPE EWE N JOY

ROLL FILM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WHIRRRR

 

89 bazillion yeez ago God told Noah

it wuz gonna start rainin like all hell get out

N him better get a boat ... pron toe

& hi tail it outta dodge

 

Noah wuz like oh kay but eye am KNOT

 takin any bass terd snakez on de journee 

& God wuz like noe problem dood 

they can swim ta safe tee

 

well sum bass terd snakez  

over hurd thiz conversayshun 

& az Noah wuz gettin reddy ta set sail 

they sneeked on bored ship 

wear they rented out cabin N raized hell

 

  mongoose found em N 

ree ported ther azzez ta Noah 

who wuz gettin reddy ta sail past Ireland

 

Noah said ta de snakez

if ya think yur gonna sail with me 

ta wear ever eye am sailin two 

yur sad lee mizz taken 

N he docked at Cork and shoved de snakez

 off de ark... N took off like de wind

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

flash for werd ta 433 A.D. 

N  bass snakez haz now 

taken over de en tire countree

 

they bee on treez 

hidin in de grazz 

 in pubz 

on de golf courze 

fishin off de bankz oh de Shannon

 

hangin outta de windowz at Blarney Castle 

makin a mezz on de ring o Kerry 

de giantz cauzeway 

& de cliffz oh moher 

 

but when they waz catched sleepin 

on de pewz in St Patrick's cathedral 

St Patrick said 

 

THIZ IZ DE FINAL DAMN STRAWZ

him hired a toor bus & toll de bass terd snakez 

they waz goin on

"de vacationz oh a life time"

 

🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴

de bass terd snakez

bee leeved thiz tail N piled in ta de buz

& St Patrick drived bout 34 milez

ta de western sea bord

 

bout thiz time a dood named

Columbus

stopped fora wee snax

 

St Patrick toll de bass terd snakez

ta sneek on bord de Pinta

 

{never mind de yeer}

 

de snakez did, St Patrick sped off

and de emerald isle waz free

oh bass terd snakez frum that point

 & ree manez sew til prezent day

 

sew de moral oh thiz tail

 if ewe iz still a wake

 

YES... ST PATRICK DID DRIVE DE SNAKEZ
OUTTA IRELAND

him used a bus two due sew 

 

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

 

Slàinte Mhaith

🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 

 

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