Tuesday, November 9, 2021

DE RAIN UPON ME FURZ ♥♥♥

 WHEN EYE GETTED UP THIZ MORNIN 
EYE NEW THER WOOD BE A CHILLZ IN DE AIR 
BUT THEN AFTURR ALL FALL HAD SET ITZ SELF 
UPON TROUT TOWNE.  
 
DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL PICKED ME UP 
N CARRIED ME TWO DE BACK OH DE HOUZ 
& WE LOOKED OUT DE WINDOW FOR A REEL LEE LONG TIME  
 
EYE SAW DE HEDGEROW WEAR BARRIE 
WOOD MAKE HER WAY WITHA MOUZ 
ORE MAY BEE A RABBITZ; 
FOR HER WAZA FERAL GAL & HAD HER WEE KITTENZ 
UNDER DE PADDY OH DECK, TWO DOORZ DOWN 
& HER WOOD TAKEZ EM SUM FOODZ.  
 
EYE SAW DE WILLOW TREE THAT HAD BEEN PLANTED 
& RE PLANTED FRUM 4 DIFFRUNT HOUZ MOOVEZ 
& HIM WAZ STILL BIG N BUSHEE  
 
EYE SAW DE BURD BATHE THAT NEVER SETTED STRAIT 
NOE MATTER HOW MANEE TIMEZ DE GURL TRIED TA FIX IT

N THEN EYE FELT RAIN UPON ME FURZ, 
BUT EYE WAZ INN SIDE 
SEW EYE DINNA UNDERSTAND ♥♥♥♥

THEN WE WENTED TWO DE FRONT WINDOW 
N EYE LOOKED OUT N SAW 
DE HOUZ CROZZ DE STREET WEAR DE PUPS 
BENTLEY & FELIX & OSCAR LIVED, 
 
EYE SAW DE PATCHEZ WEAR DE FLOWERZ 
HAD BEEN TRIMMED BAK FOR FALLZ, 
EYE SAW DE HOOK WEAR DE WIND CHIMEZ HUNG 
THAT WOOD COME BAK OUT AGAIN IN DE SPRING, 
 
EYE SAW DE FIREZ DEPARTMENT PLAQUE 
THAT WAZ IN HONORZ OH DE FOOD GURLZ DAD, 
 
AND EYE SAW DE STAT CHOO OH ME HEE ROE 
ST FRANCIS 
WHO WATCHED OVER UZ MANEE A YEER

N EYE FELT RAIN UPON ME FURZ AGAIN 
BUT EYE DINNA UNDERSTAND ♥♥♥♥
 
& WHEN WE TERNED FRUM DE WINDOW 
EYE SAW MACKERULL, 
N HIM WAZ VEREE QUIET N HIM LOOKED.....SAD 

N EYE HURD DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL SAY TO ME 
 MANEE MANEE TIMEZ
 
I LOVE EWE TUNA ♥♥♥

THEN EYE WAS LOOKIN OUT DE WINDOW 
N SAW SPRING; 
DE TREEZ WAZ IN FULL BLOOM & FLOWERZ WAZ EVEREE WEAR, 
DE GRAZZ WAZ LUZH N GREEN, 
N EYE HURD BURDZ SINGIN 
& EYE COULD GO OUTSIDE 
N DE SUN FELT WARM UPON ME FURZ

THEN EYE SAW A MAN ONA PARK BENCH 
& HIM MOTIONED FOR ME TWO COME JOIN HIM.  
 
HE WAZ MY HEER ROE.....ST FRANCIS ! 
 
AND AZ HE STARTED TELLIN A STOREE, 
ONE BYE ONE, ME FRIENDZ GATHERED ROUND TA LISTEN.  
 
THEN EYE SAW ME FAMILEE GATHER ROUND; 
DE DAWGZ EYE HURD BOUT BUT NEVER MET, 
 
DE CUZINZ SAM, LITTLE JOE, JIGZ, PERKY, BONNIE, DOBIE
 
EYE SAW MY BIRTH BROTHER ALI, 
GRAM PAW DUDE, CUZIN BOOMER, ME SHELTER BROTHER SAUCE OH FISHBONE.  
 
THEN ONE CAT HOPPED UP ON DE BENCH 
& SAT NEXT TA ME 
 
HIM HADA TEAR IN HIZ EYE 
& HIM GIVED ME A HEAD BUTTZ...
 
IT WAZ ME BEST MATE...FLYNN

THEN EYE HURD ST FRANCIS SAY;
 
 " SO YOU SEE TUNA, THAT WASN'T REALLY RAIN
YOU FELT UPON YOUR FURS, 
 
IT WAS THE TEARS OF THE FOOD SERVICE GURL...
YOUR MOM."

AND THEN, EYE UNDERSTOOD  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥♥♥


I love you moon 
~~~~~~~~~~ mom ♥♥♥♥♥

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TWO R 2021 FALL TIME
A DISH UN OH:
 
ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE
 
ITZ BEEN A WEE MINIT 
SINZ DE GAL O REEZ BEEN OPEN 
SEW WE HOPE EWE N JOYZ 
THIZ TOOR
 
AZ ALL WAYZ, LUNCH BRAKE WILL BEE SERVED
ROUND DE MID WAY POINT 
N TWO DAYZ MEN EWE
INN CLOODZ FLOUNDER FRIEZ AND PIEZ !!! YAY
 
A QUIK REE MINDER THAT ALL PEECEZ 
R FRA GEEL 
SEW PLEEZ STAY BEE HIND DE ROPEZ
 
NOW ON TWO DE 
2021 FALL TIME A DISH UN OH
ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE
 
WE CALLZ THIZ FURST PEEZE
 
 SEALZ IZ DAMN TIRED 
OH PLAYIN DE HORNZ
& PUSHED IT OFF DE PEDIZSTALL
 

 WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
SEALZ IZ NOW A HAPPEE CAMPURR
CHILLAXIN ON ROCKY COAST LINE
 

 WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
SAILZ BOAT THAT HELPED SEALZ
GET TWO DE COAST
"A HOY MAY TEEZ "


WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
WHALE IZ HAPPEE TWO SEE
HIZ PAL SEALZ AGAIN


WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
WHALE LOOKZ LIKE A NOTE 
PLAYED ONA
ELECTRIX GUITARZ
 

 
WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
GOLDFIZH STOPZ BYE 
TWO HEER DE CONCERT


WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
PIZZA PIE FOR EVEREE ONE 
AT DE CONCERT
HOLD DE MUZHROOMZ


AND LAST LEE WE CALLZ
THIZ PEEZE

PILEZ OF LUMBER
COZT IN 1987: 
$ 3.50

SAME PILE IN 2021
$ 355.00

IF EWE CAN FIND IT
 
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 
WE HOPE EWE ALL
N JOYED THIZ FALL TIME 
ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE
ART GAL O REE TOOR
 
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
WEEK O END
 
PEACE OUT & ROCK ON
 
LONG LIVE 

MEWSIC ♫♪♫♫♪

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Wednesday, October 27, 2021

A REE RUN FRUM DE YEER 2018

 

A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

sew ther we all waz 
chillaxin in R bedz

thoughtz oh trout 
be floatin in R headz🐟


Itz howl o ween nite 
N de door bellz ringin

 soundz like sum onez out side 
and they bee a singin ♫♪


we due knot haz candee 
we due knot haz treetz

out side we heer de sound 
oh sum shufflin feetz
 
sum one iz now
poundin on de door
 
we yelled "shut de hellz up 
we canna take it noe mor"


de noiz dinna stop 
they bee tozzin stuff on de roof

we noe itz knot santa 
ore  rain deer hoof 🦌🦌


we iz now gettin pizzed 
& R gonna call de copz

we heer em mezzin in de bushez 
N on de tree topz


we flung de door open 
we iz gettin reddy ta yell

"who due ewe think ewe iz 
N what de sam hell"
😾😾😾


and de WERST SITE EVER  
came bee for R eyez

take a look for yur selvez 
coz we canna tell noe liez
 


 
ewe bass terdz

heerz two a
happee safe howl o ween
peace out N rock on
long live
jack N hiz lanturn 
🦇
 
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