WERD LEZZ WEDNESDAY

 

 

VERZUZZ

 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE

HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVEZ FILM CLASSIX

 

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A NITE MAREZ FRUM MACKERULLZ MINDZ EYE

 WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

AND WELL COME

TA NOTHER EPPA SODA OH 

 

NITE MAREZ TEE VEE 

WITH THIZ WEEKZ NITE MARE 

COMIN FRUM DE MIND OH ME 

 

MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR BUTTER FEELD

N NOE ME NITE MAREZ KNOT

BOUT WERMZ 🙀

 

EYE WILL GET RITE TWO IT 

SEW IT COMEZ OUTTA ME MINDZ EYE 

 

CAUZ THEY SAY TALK BOUT IT 

AND IT WILL COME OUTTA YUR MINDZ EYE 

THO EYE TROO LEE DUE KNOT NOE

HOW THIZ ACT SHOO A LEE WERKZ

 

IT WAZ NITE TIME; ON CATURDAY NITE 

A FEW DAYZ AGO ~~~~

THAT CATURDAY

 

AND EYE HEARD IT

 

A BURD OH PREY

 

TUNA: NO WAY DOOD

 

DAI$Y: I HAVE TO ASK 

IF YOU WERE ASLEEP 

HOW YOU COULD HEAR A BIRD

OF PREY

 

MACKERULL; BEE CAUZ IT WAZ 

THAT KINDA DAMN LOUD ENUFF 

TA MAKE YA WAKE UP FRUM A NITE MARE 

ORE THINK YUR LIVIN A NITE MARE

 

TUNA; EYE HEER YA THER 

LIVIN MY OWN NITE MARE EYE AM

 

DAI$Y; WELL HE'S GOT US THER 

ME WITHOUT CASH OR HANDBAGS

 

MACKERULL; CAN EYE FINISH 

MY DAMN NITE MAREZ STOREE ORE KNOT

SEW THER EYE WAZ 

UNDER A NITE TIME SKY ON CATURDAY

 

TUNA; EWE IZ UNDER A ROOF NOW 

EWE IZ KNOT LIVIN FERAL ANY MOR

 

MACKERULL: EYE WAZ UNDER A NITE TIME SKY 

AND HURD DE BURD OH PREY

AND SAW IT IN MY NITE MAREZ MINDZ EYE

TUNA: OH KAY SEW IT WAZ WHAT AN OWLZ 

 

MACKERULL; NOE

 

TUNA: A NITE HAWK

 

MACKERULL; NOE GIMME SUM PAPER 

AND EYE WILL SKETCH OUT WHAT I HURD 

AND THEN SAW 

IN MY NITE MARE 

KNOT MORE N FIVE DAYZ AGO

 

 

 

 DAI$Y; WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE 

ARE YOUR TRYING TO PULL

THAT'S FROM THE MOVIE 

 

 STAR TREK III THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK  

 

YOU HAVE THAT MOVIE ON DVD

YOU PROBABLY FELL ASLEEP 

WHILE THE GIRL PLAYED THE DVD 

AND SHE SNAPPED A SCREEN SHOT FROM THE MOVIE

 

TUNA; UH, DE GURL HAZ 

ALL DE STAR TREK MOOVVEEZ

BUT THIZ ONE 

HAZ KNOT BEEN PLAYED IN LIKE 

A ...WHILE 

😲

🙀

 

DAI$Y; SOOOOOOOO, WHAT YOUR SAYING IS

YOU HONEST TO COD

HEARD A BIRD OF PREY

 

MACKERULL; DAMN STRAIT I DID

 SAW IT TWO

 

AND THER YA HAZ IT

 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

 

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 

LONG LIVE

SPACE FLIGHT

 

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THIS IS WHAT A NIGHTMARE'S ALL ABOUT

THERE'S NO WHITEFISH WAVES THIS WEEK 

AS I DAI$Y QUEEN OF THE RUN ON SENTENCE 

TAKE OVER THE WEEKLY NIGHTMARE POST 

BECAUSE THE BOYS DO NOT EVEN 

HAVE A CLUE WHAT A NIGHTMARE IS ALL ABOUT 

AND SINCE I WOULD RATHER NOT 

RE LIVE THIS NIGHTMARE 

EVEN THOUGH IT JUST OCCURRED THIS MORNING 

AROUND  9:23 AM 

IT STILL HAUNTS ME YET 

AT WHATEVER TIME THIS BLOG POST GOES LIVE 

AND I KNOW IT WILL HAUNT MY WAKING HOURS 

FOR YEARS TO COME 

SO BELOW IS THE REAL LIFE DRAMA OF 

DAI$Y'S NIGHTMARE TV THAT  

COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

 

DATE: WEDNESDAY JULY 28TH 2021

TIME: 8.57 AM est

 

THIS WAS IN MY IN BOX 

 

BUY 2 HANDBAGS 

GET TEN FREE 

BUY 10 HANDBAGS 

GET 35 FREE 

OFFER GOOD FOR OUR ONE DAY ONLY SALE 

7.28.21 

LIMIT ONE COUPON PER CUSTOMER 

VALID AT PARTICIPATING STORES

 

 

I RAN TO GET MY WALLET

 

 

 I GRABBED THIS WALLET OF EMPTINESS 

RAN OUTSIDE 

HAILED A CAB

 ORDERED THE DRIVER TO TAKE ME TO THE BANK

 

 AND THAT WAS MY NIGHTMARE

 

 

HERE'S TO A HAPPY HEALTHY WEEKEND

PEACE OUT AND ROCK ON LONG LIVE

THE SALE OF HANDBAGS

 

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