LETZ GIVE IT UP FOR GROUND CHUCK

 

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WEL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE 

 

REE RUN

NUMBER 34,922

THIZ POST FURST AIRED ON 2.2.2017

 

& WHILE WE DUE KNOT NOE IF DE DOOD

PHIL HIZ SELF 

SEED HIZ SHADOW YESTURR DAY

ORE KNOT 

 

WE HOPE EWE N JOY HAVIN A

LOOK BAK AT WHAT 

PHILZ KIDZ 

THINK OH THER DADZ 

SUCCEZZ

LETZ ROLL FILM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

if ya red R post 
frum like two yeerz ago 
and frum like one yeer ago 
ya mite rememburr 

we interveewed

dood phil hiz self in '15 

 

N hiz wife de mizzuz in 16 

sew we HAD

ta get sum one on one time 
with ther kidz

we iz buzzed happee 
ta pree sent two ewe 
de trout towne interveew with:

 

ground hog 

ground chuck 

ground roast

N ground braker

 

reederz oh trout 
pleez give em all a big round

oh applauze

🐾🐾🐾

TT: welcome kidz oh phil 

& manee thanx

for takin time out two day 
ta haza wee talk

we hope ewe kidz 
will "spill de beanz"

coz when we interveewed 
both yur dad &

yur mom 
they waz knot two keen 
on conversayshunz

we will start with

ground hog 

TT: ya take afturr

yur dad ya noe dood

  ewe izza eggz act  like nezz all most

{ see dadz fotoz a bove }

ground hog:  { silenze } 

 

  TT: all rightie then
 we can see yur 
az talkative ther buddy

az dad  

 

letz see if we can 
get a werd in edgewise

frum 

ground chuck

wavez dood 
ya must be total lee

proud oh yur dad
him bee in famouz N all

ground chuck: { silenze }

 

TT: uh....sew iz de 

kinda sorta stink eye 

for UZ

ore cod for bid

yur dad

yea, oh kay 
best knot answer that one

moovin a long heer

letz heer from 

ground roast 

N listen ta what her 
haz ta say on thiz brisk 
feb ewe wary morn

 

 ground roast:  { silenze }

   

TT: yur mom 

teeched ya well

when her said 
never talk ta strangerz ~

  iz it just uz 
ore iz thiz interveewz 
kinda one sided

 last but shirley knot leest

welcome 

ground braker

hope ya had a soooper grate

holly day seezon

can we say 
ya troo lee haz done 
a grate job

oh brakin ground ther buddy

 

ground braker: { silenze } 

TT: annnnnnnd

wood ya look at de time

if we R gonna make sail

bee for hi tide 
we best get ta

rollin a long

thanx everee one

for de foto opz

 guezz like father like son

like mother like daughter huh

well, if speech iz knot yur thing

thatz kewl two

♥♥♥♥♥

anda thanx ta public domain 

for all de sooper kewl imagez 

 

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 
 

peace out N rock on 
long live saved postz

when yur brane iz outta eye deaz 

 

© February 3, 2021

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eggz plane THAT two de pole lease

 whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta a new seer eez 

heer on toona tee vee

we like ta call 

 

"eggz plane THAT two de pole lease"

see ..we hurd theez werdz 

but we due knot rememburr WHEN

 

coz therz been noe wee babeez in TT 

for like 14,299 yeerz 

 

but HURD em we did

then dai$y looked at mackerull 

who looked at me toona 

N we all looked at each other

 

cauz we could knot bee leeve 

what we all just hurd

we ree peet heer 

for R veewin audee antz 

if ther iz one

just what we DID heerz :

letz listen :

 "Rock-a-bye baby

on the tree top.

When the wind blows

the cradle will rock.

When the bough breaks,

the cradle will fall.

And down will come Baby,

Cradle and all."

 

this is de furst known 

printed coppee oh thiz verse 

and it hailz frum 1765

 

WHOA

 

any way, we noe manee a wee one 

haz hurd theez werdz over de past 256 yeerz

 

but what we canna figure out iz thiz

 

who de sam hell 

 

putz a wee babee 

 

ina cradle 

 

then putz de cradle 

 

in de top oh a tree 

 

and like when de wee babee 

 

fell OUTTA de damn tree 

 

with de cradle

 

possa blee fallin ON de wee babee 

 

how de sam hell R ya gonna 

 

eggz plane THAT

two de pole lease

we can onlee hope 

de wee babee 

waz aye oh kay 

 

N de copz hauled de purrson{s}

azz off 

who putted de wee babee

in de damn tree 

in de furst place

heerz two a happee healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live wee babeez de werld over

 

© January 27 2021

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REE RUNZ IZ ALL WE GOT

 

whitefish wavez everee one 

  N  welcome ta toona tee vee

eppa soda 56.7

 

starrin noe one anda ree run

 

we got nada thiz week

N we mite haza nada

for several weekz ta come

 

coz frank lee we got nada

ta post a bout

 

sew we sneeked inta de posted R chivez

ta see what we mite wanna ree post

N we finded thiz

commurr shull that furst aired

bak in joon oh de yeer 2016

 

 ewe mite recognize

a cat ore two 

ore none

 

roll film 

whirrrrrrr ~~~~~~~

 

 

doez yur cat seem ta never grow 

 

 tho he eatz N eatz N eatz sum mor

 doez he look at de cat tree
wunderin if he will ever be big enuff 
ta climb two de top perch 

 doez he wunder 
if he will ever fill out hiz bed

ore think hiz litter box iz like
an oh lympix pool

does hiz cat toyz seem 
like they waz made for TIGERZ 

 ore may be him thinkz he kneadz a ladderz
ta reech hiz kibble bowl 
~~~~~
ore an extree long straw 
ta get a ree freshin drink oh H two and oh

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heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 
peace out N rock on 
long live saved postz

when yur brane iz outta eye deaz 

 

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