DAMN STRAIT

 

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome two toona tee vee 2021 stylez

sinz thiz iz R furst eppa soda of de new seezon 

we wood like ta say may yur new yeer 

bee a total lee awesum one 

 

 sew de gurl waz ona brake 

N we thinked her wood NEVER leeve de houz 

tho we did haza un eggz pected guest come INN

 

mind ewe ther iz KNOT an 

"enter all yee rodentz" sign 

any wear on R propertee 

 however we a woke one crisp cold morn 

ta hear scufflin INN de wall

 

me mackerull said two de dawg 

do ewe heer what eye heer 

 

 tho eye waz knot tryin ta brake inta song 

{ even tho twaz de seezon for one oh de 

kewlest Christmas songz ever reecorded ♫♪♫♪

 

 

 

 de dawg waz oh noe help 

 

then toona started yellin:

 

 

 then me mackerull yelled back ta toona:

 

 

and de hole time 

de BASS TERD MOUZ

iz INN de wall 

raizin ten kindz oh hell 

 

sew me mackerull toll de bass terd mouz

ta shut de dam hell up

N get de dam hell outta de wall 

N get de dam hell outta R houz 

N get de dam hell off de proper tee 

 

N did de dam mouz listen

 

 

DAMN STRAIT NOE

coz a few dayz later de

houz waz stinkin

even WORST

than bass terd turkee

 

🤢🤢🤢

 

 

happee 2021 everee one 

 

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

 

peace out N rock on

 long live de werd damn

 

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HAPPEE HOLLY DAYZ TWO ALL ♥♥♥♥♥

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME TA DE LAST EPPA SODA 

OH TOONA TEE VEE 

FOR DE 2020 SEEZON 

 

AZ MOST OH EWE NOE 

 

DE FOOD GURL SITZ AT HER DESK 

AT HER PLACE OH EMPLOY 

 

PREE TENDIN TA ACT SHOO A LEE DUE WERK 

 

WHEN IN FACT HERZ SNEEKIN ROUND DE INTERNETZ 

LOOKIN AT BLOGGER & WORDPRESS & EMAIL 

WITH THAT BEE IN SAID 

HERZ GONNA BE 

KNOT AT WERK 

 

FRUM FRYDAY THIZ.... TIL FRYDAY LATER 

 

SEW WE WON'T BEE POSTIN FORA WEE BIT

WE WANT TWO SAY WE HOPE EWE ALL HAZA

 

 MOST MERRY CHRISTMAS 

AND A HAPPEE ♥ HEALTHEE ♥ SAFE 

2021

 

 WE HOPE EACH OH EWE 

& YUR FAMILIES 

 

IZ BLESSED TEN THOUSAND 

TRILLION BAZILLION FOLD

WE LEEVE EWE WITH THIZ 

 

ITZ R 

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE 

 

CHRISTMAS KIBBEL REN DISH UN

 

 

SEE EWE SOON

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

 

♥♥♥ LOVEZ FRUM ALL OH UZ ♥♥♥

TWO ALL OH EWE

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BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE DONE & OVER !!

 

white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
wear we iz still runnin re runz
& R palz coppee N paste iz
still chillaxin over ther 
on de NWSE korner

thiz pozt goez bak a few 
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS

whoo bee de dad 
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK

sew with out any a doo
 we pree sent

BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
mezzin up R roo teen
N schedulez 

N everee thing else

 they mezzed up
  
sew long peepulz

N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 

N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 

N if ya due knot think we will

drive down de street
N see what happenz

 sinz we iz ona 

tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
 
that knot onlee doez 

de houz knead fume a gate inn 

coz it bee stinkin 

like cooked bass terd turkee azz
  
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin 

cooked bass terd turkee azz

  we haz:
noe pie, noe spudz

knot even any beanz…
  { tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 
a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ

  de 💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin 

bass terd turkee azz
 iz STILL in de houz

168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 

who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen

N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 

they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee  
that weighed 7,884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de 💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin 

bass terd turkee burd
 

itz been 
fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 

 mixed with eggz
  fried with an om letz

 inna cass o roll, on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese

stuffed in tacoz 

on top oh sum pancakez

stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 

& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 

ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 

de bass terd turkee

haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen

N schedulez 

 N everee thing elze 

they mezzed up
 

itz been ree fuzed 

bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 

N due knot EVEN 

get uz started
bout de stuffin

 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered

az well 

  😾😾
 
N sure sum oh thiz 

mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de bass terd burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz

heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥

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