WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME
TWO DE SAME EPPA SODA
OH TOONA TEE VEE
COZ LAST WEEK
WAZ TA BEE CONTINMEWED
EVEN THO WE IZ KNOT
STILL IN DE BUILDING AT
PERCH ANDA PAIL
DE FILM CREW KEPT ROLLIN
N WE BRING TWO EWE TWO NITE
DE BORING AZZ CONCLUZION
OH R TRIP
SEW LETZ ROLL FILM
N SEE JUST HOW CUZTOMER SERVIZZ
TROO LEE IZ ANY MORE
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WEAR WE LEEVED OFF:
dood at counter: if you don't know math
how do you know you have 18 cents
tuna: whoa dood bee hind that counter
yur startin ta sound
like a smart azz
mackerull: damn strait
dood at counter: smarter than you cats
since you don't know math
& what if I AM
a smart ass
ya gonna do something about it
N now with two nitez foot age:
mackerull: damn strait we iz gonna
due sum thin bout it
tuna: hold on mackerull eye will
get leo on
SPEEKERZ FONE
leo can ya heer me
leo: loud N kleer
dood at counter: don't know who leo
is but your wasting my time
do you want worms or not
pay up or shut up and get out
mackerull: yur az friendlee
aza cactuzz
tuna: leo sayz if we haz 18 centz
we iz entitled
ta at leest two fishin wermz
we will take
thoz two wermz
dood at counter: yea, I heard him
so who the hell is leo,
your equally stupid accountant
18 cents equals NO WORMS
mackerull: yur sign reedz
de cuztomer iz all wayz rite
dood at counter: I run this shop
you're not right I am
I repeat pay up or shut up and get out
you cats came in here with an attitude
anyway
mackerull: we came in with 18 centz
tuna: leo iz pizzed
himz gettin outta de car
& iz on hiz way in
dood at counter: oh so your
accountant is your chauffeur too
you cats can't count, dont know math, can't drive,
and what, I'm supposed to give you...
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leo: tuna, give mister smart ass
the 18 cents
smart ass behind the counter
give tuna and mackerull
two fishing worms
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N ther ya haz it
de verdict iz in
cuztomer servizz SUX
heerz two a happee, healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live chaufferz
and yes we DID get R wermz 🐾
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