ITZ DE SUMMER TIME A DISH UN

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEEZZZZ

 ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE 

ART GAL O REEZ SUMMER TIME

SPORTZ A DISH UN

 

WITH DE SUMMER FLYIN PAST UZ 

LIKE A SQUIRRELZ 

 

WE WANTED TA BRING EWE R 

ART GAL O REEZ  FUN IN DE SUN SPORTIN TOOR 

BEE FOR KEWL WEATHERZ SET UPON UZ ALL

WITH DE BASS TERD VY RUZZ STILL RAGIN 

 LIKE DE FUREE OH HELL IT SELF

WE WILL TAKE EVEREE ONE 

ONA VIRTUALZ TOOR 

BUT LUNCH BRAKE 

WILL STILL BE ON DE HOUZ 

LONG AZ EWE CAN GET INTA YUR OWN FRIDGE

 

WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID 

LETZ START DE 2020 SUMMER TIME SPORTZ A DISH

OH ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL OH REE

WE CALL THIZ FURST PEECE

HURLIN STICK

WE CALL THIZ NEXT PEECE

CATCHERZ MITT

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

MOUNTIN CLIMBIN

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

GOLF BALL IN SAND TRAP

 WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

HOT AIRZ BALLOON RIDE

 AND LAST LEE WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

VIZIT FRUM DE LOK NEZ MONSTURR WITH LOG ON HEAD

WE HOPE EWE HAZ N JOYED 

THIZ SUMMERZ TIME SPORTZ A DISH UN

OH ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

BEE HAPPEE HEALTHEE & SAFE

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON 

LONG LIVE DE SNAPPIN TURTLE

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WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WELCOME TA EPPA SODA 9834

OH TOONA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM

TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

ring dong ding dong, someone's at the door

we know you have geraniums, give us some more

eaten everything we could, round in the back

think on this lambs tongue, we will now have a snack

the neighbor's garden, is a big hot mess

those carrots were great tho, we gotta confess

while across the street, we ate their flowers

rabbits//hares are awesome, we have powers

we chewed on your power cables, it's not just me

there's 17 of us,  so long tuna tee vee

to everyone around here, your gardens were a hit

 we left you a surprise, do not step in our 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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SHOUTIN IT OUT FOR DE TROUT

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WELL COME TA

NOE TOONA TEE VEE

 BEE COZ MACKERULL

DIS O BAYED SCREEN TIME ROOLZ

LAST WEEK

🙀 FOR CATZ  2.4 - 3 YEERZ OLD

LIMIT SCREEN TIME ON ANY DEE VIZE

TA 12 MINITZ 😾

TOONA TEE VEE IZ

ON HIGH 8 UZ THIZ WEEK

HOW EVER WE REECHED OUT

TA R PALZ COPPEE & PASTE WHO SUGGESTED

SINZ ITZ FISH FRY WEATHER

WHY KNOT RE RUN

R TROUT POST FRUM LIKE DE YEER 1634

GOOD EYE DEA WE SAID

SEW WITH OUT ANY A DUE HEER YA  GO

🐟🐠🎣🐟🐠🎣

Therz de adriatic trout

who bee livin in de sea

makez a mightee fine samich

that be quite tayz tee

Our pal aurora trout

be livin WAY up north

like all most ta alaska

 ina taste test; he bee forth

Brown trout likez ta hide

frum uz inn de sand

but he troo lee canna

coz trout towne bee R land

brook trout bee little

likez ta chillax ina streem

but we all wayz seez him

when him hitz a sun beem

bull trout be crazed 

likez ta think him iz tuff

but WE can catch him

sew he aint tuff enuff

cutthroat trout be naztier

than de trout called bull

we still catch em tho

 just give a bigger pull

dolly varden trout

thinkz herz even tuffer still

thiz trout iz tastier

when seered on de grill

flathead trout iz best

cooked long with sum greenz

knot much two him

best ta add a side oh beanz

de gila trout reely

doez knot look like a heela **

but he IZ pretty tastee

N haz quite de ah peela

golden trout iz alwayz

best served with friez

dai$y sayz hee'z 24 carat

uz boyz roll R eyez

lake trout be livin

way up in michey gan

we get him dee livered

bye de case ina can

marble trout be tuff

N ya gotta chew N chew

he be kinda like chewin

ona con kreet shoo

sea trout be plentee full

rite off R shorez

we bee bak in 5 minitz

gotta due sum chores

sevan trout(we dunno math)

we think comez after nine

N served with sghetti

thiz trout tastez quit fine

silver trout trooly

iz knot az good az gold

cook N served at lunch

him tastez better cold

and rainbow trout iza fav rite

oh boomer, sauce, N dude

served at de bridge

thiz be a fav oh rite food

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N we dunno what a heela ** iz

we kneaded a werd ta rhyme

but stop by trout towne

coz it bee lunch time 

hope everee one haza grate

 safe happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on, long live trout !

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