Tuesday, July 14, 2020

WHAT DE DAMN SAM HELL

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
STARRIN NOE ONE AGAIN

COZ WE IZ ONA BEE ITCHIN FEST

MANEE OH EWE NOE
WE DUE KNOT MINZE WERDZ
ORE MINZE PIE

YET WE WANNA BEE FAREZ
 & LET EVEREE ONE NOE
THIZ BEE ITCHIN POST CON TANEZ
BEE ITCHIN WERDZ

SEW REED ON WITH THIZ IN MIND


& LET DE BEE ITCHIN FEST BEE GIN

👿👿👿 PIC TURE IN YUR MINDZ EYE

A GERANIUMZ FLOWERZ
THAT WAS BOUT TWO FEETZ WIDE
& TWO FEETZ TALL
& HAD BOUT TEN PINK & MAROON BLOOMZ

THIS WAS JUST LAST WEEK

ENTER DE BASS TERD
NAY BURR HOOD HARE 👿👿👿

SUM TIME ON SUNDAYZ
WHEN DE FOOD GURL
WAZ AT CUZIN DAIZ' HOUZ

SAID BASS TERD NAY BURR HOOD HARE
INVITED HIZ SELF TA LUNCH
LIKE WHO DE DAMN HELL
GAVE HIM AN INVITEZ

N HIM STARTED MUNCHIN A WAY
ON DE FLOWER

N DE BASS TERD HARE
FINISHED IT OFF BYE TWOOZ DAY
YA BASS TERD

MIND EWE ITZ HOTTER N HELL OUT SIDE
SEW WHY DE SAM HELL
HIMZ OUTSIDE IN DE FURST DAMN PLACE
WHEN HIM SHULDA BEEN INSIDE
IZ BEE YOND UZ

N YEA DE DAMN TEMPERATUREZ
LIKE IN DE BASS TERD
DAMN 90'Z

MONDAY BEE FOR DE GURL WENT TA
HER PLACE O EMPLOY
DE BASS TERD WAZ BAK
EATIN MOR OH DE GERANIUM

UZ CATZ EVEN YELLED THRU DE GLAZZ
& HIT DE PADDY OH DOOR
BUT DID HIM STOP CHEWIN
DAMN SAM HELLZ NOE YA BASS TERD

ON TWOOZ DAY THEN
DE BASS TERD WAZ BAK AGAIN
TA FINISH OFF DE GERANIUM
N NOTHING IZ LEFT BUT DAMN SOIL


TIME SLOT:
THIZ BEE EARL LEE MONDAY
N WHAT WAZ LEFT
ON DE TWO BYE TWO GERANIUM







THIZ BEE EARL LEE TWOOZ DAY



EWE CAN SAM DAMN HELL BETCHA
WE IZ KNOT
REE PEET

KNOT

GIVIN DE EASTURR HARE
ANY PROPZ NEXT APRILZ.....

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE FLOWERZ

🌸🌺🌸



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