WHOOZ RITE

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

EPPA SODA 67,299

EARL LEE UR THIZ WEEK

LIKE MONDAY

WE ALL GETTED INTA

A DIZZ A GREEZ

BOUT WHAT SUM WERDZ MENT

COZ THERZ DE HOLE

WHAT WE THINK IN TROUT TOWN

VERZUZ WHAT PEEPULZ THINK IN

TROUT TOWNE

ORE ANY WEAR ELZE FOR THAT MATTER;  IZZUE

BUT TA GET TWO DE POINT

OH THIZ BORIN AZZ EPPA SODA

OH TOONA TEE VEE

WE; ME TUNA, CUZIN DAIZ & MACKERULL

R GUED BOUT DE WERD TRANZPARENT

SEW HEERZ R TAKE ON THIZ WERD

DAI$Y: I SAID TRANSPARENT MEANS PLAIN, INDISPUTABLE,  STRAIGHTFORWARD

MUCH LIKE WHEN I TELL YOU COUSIN TUNA YOU ARE A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TUNA:  EYE DINNA LET HER FINISH BEE CAUZ COD ONLEE NOEZ

WHAT WOODA CAME OUTTA HER MOUTH

THEN EYE SAID TRANSPARENT IZ LIKE

PACKIN TAPE & WINDOW GLAZZ & EYE GLAZZEZ GLASS

& STUFF LIKE THAT THER

THEN MACKERULL HAD HIZ TERN

AND MACKERULL SAID: EYE WILL SHOW EWE ON WEDNEZDAYZ

EPPA SODA

OH TOONA TEE VEE

TUNA: OH KAY

WELL HEER WE IZ NOW MACKERULL

SEW WHATZ TRANZPARENT

MACKERULL: TRANSPARENT IZ:

DAMN STRAIT

~~~~~~~

TUNA & DAI$Y: WHAT DE SAM HELL

HOW DE BE JEZUZ

DID EWE DO THAT

WE CAN SEE DE YARD & STREET N STUFFZ

LIKE RITE THROOO EWE

DAI$Y: TUNA, SINCE YOU LIVE WITH HIM YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID

VERY, VERY AFRAID

TUNA: UHHHHHH ~~~~

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT !

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE ICE CUBEZ

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DE FORTH OH JOO LIE SUX

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

THIZ WEEK STARRIN

DE CATZ THAT EATED

DE CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

FRUM LAST WEEK

WHO R NOW CRANKEE ASSED

BOUT FORTH OH JOO LIE

WE HATE THIZ HOLLY DAY

FOR SEVERAL REEZONZ

SEW BEE FOR

DE CRANKEE LEEVEZ R ASS

& WE MUST CONSOOM EVEN MOR

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

WE WOOD LIKE TA LIST

A FEW OH THOZ REEZONZ HEER

PLEEZ NOTE 🎵🎵🎵

THIZ LIST BEE COM PILED

BYE DE LOT OH UZ

N IZ KNOT IN ANY KINDA ORDER

DE TOP 78 REEZONZ WHY WE HATE

FORTH OH JOO LIE

WE DUE KNOT GET PREZENTS🎁

DE BANKZ R CLOSED $$$$

WE DUE KNOT HAZA GRILL🐠🐟

DE NOIZE STARTED LAST CATURDAY

N WILL LAST DE LIVE LONG MONTH

DE NOIZE GETZ DAWG NUMBERZ ONE TA BARKIN

WHICH SETZ OFF EVEREE DAWG

WITH IN A 67 MILE RAY DEE UZ

TIL ITZA BARK FEST INN BEE TWEEN BOOMZ🐶

THEY BEE SHOOTIN OFF FIRE WERKZ

AT 2: 28 IN DE AFTERNOON AND 2:28 IN DE MORN

DE BANKZ R CLOSED

WE CANNA GET A HOLD OH CASH MONEE

WE SAID THAT ALL REDDY

BUT KNOT A BOUT DE CASH

ITZ HOTTER N HELL OUTSIDE

LIKE 492 DEGREEZ IN DE SHADE HOT👿

WE R KNOT A LOUD TA HIDE IN DE GARAGEZ

ICE MELTZ IN R WATERZ DISH IN BOUT 7 SECONDZ

DE FISH R KNOT BITIN

COZ THEY ALL PACKED UP & LEFT

WE DUE KNOT GET ANY THING IN DE POSTAL BOX

LIKE FOOD ORDERED ON LINE

EVEN IF DE BANK RAN OUTTA CASH

ITZ STILL CLOSED $$$$

N THER YA HAZ IT

 TOONA TEE VEE WILL BE BAK NEXT WEEK

HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

BEE SAFE & HEALTHEE

LONG LIVE EMOJI'S

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