WHOOZ RITE

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

EPPA SODA 67,299

EARL LEE UR THIZ WEEK

LIKE MONDAY

WE ALL GETTED INTA

A DIZZ A GREEZ

BOUT WHAT SUM WERDZ MENT

COZ THERZ DE HOLE

WHAT WE THINK IN TROUT TOWN

VERZUZ WHAT PEEPULZ THINK IN

TROUT TOWNE

ORE ANY WEAR ELZE FOR THAT MATTER;  IZZUE

BUT TA GET TWO DE POINT

OH THIZ BORIN AZZ EPPA SODA

OH TOONA TEE VEE

WE; ME TUNA, CUZIN DAIZ & MACKERULL

R GUED BOUT DE WERD TRANZPARENT

SEW HEERZ R TAKE ON THIZ WERD

DAI$Y: I SAID TRANSPARENT MEANS PLAIN, INDISPUTABLE,  STRAIGHTFORWARD

MUCH LIKE WHEN I TELL YOU COUSIN TUNA YOU ARE A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TUNA:  EYE DINNA LET HER FINISH BEE CAUZ COD ONLEE NOEZ

WHAT WOODA CAME OUTTA HER MOUTH

THEN EYE SAID TRANSPARENT IZ LIKE

PACKIN TAPE & WINDOW GLAZZ & EYE GLAZZEZ GLASS

& STUFF LIKE THAT THER

THEN MACKERULL HAD HIZ TERN

AND MACKERULL SAID: EYE WILL SHOW EWE ON WEDNEZDAYZ

EPPA SODA

OH TOONA TEE VEE

TUNA: OH KAY

WELL HEER WE IZ NOW MACKERULL

SEW WHATZ TRANZPARENT

MACKERULL: TRANSPARENT IZ:

DAMN STRAIT

~~~~~~~

TUNA & DAI$Y: WHAT DE SAM HELL

HOW DE BE JEZUZ

DID EWE DO THAT

WE CAN SEE DE YARD & STREET N STUFFZ

LIKE RITE THROOO EWE

DAI$Y: TUNA, SINCE YOU LIVE WITH HIM YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID

VERY, VERY AFRAID

TUNA: UHHHHHH ~~~~

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT !

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE ICE CUBEZ

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DE FORTH OH JOO LIE SUX

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

THIZ WEEK STARRIN

DE CATZ THAT EATED

DE CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

FRUM LAST WEEK

WHO R NOW CRANKEE ASSED

BOUT FORTH OH JOO LIE

WE HATE THIZ HOLLY DAY

FOR SEVERAL REEZONZ

SEW BEE FOR

DE CRANKEE LEEVEZ R ASS

& WE MUST CONSOOM EVEN MOR

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

WE WOOD LIKE TA LIST

A FEW OH THOZ REEZONZ HEER

PLEEZ NOTE 🎵🎵🎵

THIZ LIST BEE COM PILED

BYE DE LOT OH UZ

N IZ KNOT IN ANY KINDA ORDER

DE TOP 78 REEZONZ WHY WE HATE

FORTH OH JOO LIE

WE DUE KNOT GET PREZENTS🎁

DE BANKZ R CLOSED $$$$

WE DUE KNOT HAZA GRILL🐠🐟

DE NOIZE STARTED LAST CATURDAY

N WILL LAST DE LIVE LONG MONTH

DE NOIZE GETZ DAWG NUMBERZ ONE TA BARKIN

WHICH SETZ OFF EVEREE DAWG

WITH IN A 67 MILE RAY DEE UZ

TIL ITZA BARK FEST INN BEE TWEEN BOOMZ🐶

THEY BEE SHOOTIN OFF FIRE WERKZ

AT 2: 28 IN DE AFTERNOON AND 2:28 IN DE MORN

DE BANKZ R CLOSED

WE CANNA GET A HOLD OH CASH MONEE

WE SAID THAT ALL REDDY

BUT KNOT A BOUT DE CASH

ITZ HOTTER N HELL OUTSIDE

LIKE 492 DEGREEZ IN DE SHADE HOT👿

WE R KNOT A LOUD TA HIDE IN DE GARAGEZ

ICE MELTZ IN R WATERZ DISH IN BOUT 7 SECONDZ

DE FISH R KNOT BITIN

COZ THEY ALL PACKED UP & LEFT

WE DUE KNOT GET ANY THING IN DE POSTAL BOX

LIKE FOOD ORDERED ON LINE

EVEN IF DE BANK RAN OUTTA CASH

ITZ STILL CLOSED $$$$

N THER YA HAZ IT

 TOONA TEE VEE WILL BE BAK NEXT WEEK

HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

BEE SAFE & HEALTHEE

LONG LIVE EMOJI'S

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A FREE SAM PULLZ

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

STARRIN ME TOONA BUT KNOT CUZIN DAIZ 
ORE ME BROTHER MACKERULL

DAI$Y: YOU KNOW, WE'VE HEARD THAT

LINE SO MUCH IT'S NO LONGER EVEN

STUPID

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: WELL THEN NEXT WEEK DUE KNOT

LISTEN TA ME

DAI$Y: DEAL

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: AZ EYE WAZ KNOT SAYIN 
COZ EYE WAZ ROOD LEE INTERUPTED 
WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE 
WITH R SPESH GUEST TWO NITE

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

DAI$Y: CRANKEE ASS IS OUR SPONSOR OR

WAS WHY ARE THEY NOW THE GUEST I ASK

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: SINZ EWE R KNOT LISTENIN 
CUZIN DAIZ ORE EWE MACKERULL

EYE SHALL KNOT ANSWER 
CUZ EWE R KNOT LISTENIN

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW 
FOUND IT SELF SCATTERED

A BOUT DE FLOOR DE OTHER DAY 

LIKE IT IZ ALL DE TIME


THANX TA SUM ONE 
WHO CANNA EAT OUTTA DE DISH

BUT GRABZ IT WITH HIS TOEZ 
N EATZ IT OFF HIZ PAW 
AND DE FLOOR { MACKERULL }

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: HIZZZZZZZZZ AND AZ EYE WAS LOOKIN 
AT DE CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW 
ALL OVER DE FLOOR 

AN EYE DEA POPPED INTA ME HEAD 
TA MAKE ONE OH THOZ
CONNECT DE DOTZ WHAT CHA CALLZ IT

EYE EVEN TOLL DAIZ 
TA COME OVER & PLAY ALONG

DAI$Y: AND I DID BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE SHOPPING MALL

WASN'T OPEN

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: HIZZZZZZZZZZZ & ANY WAY 
HEERZ R ART PEECEZ WE CALL 

CONNECT DE KIBBLE

& IF EWE WOOD LIKE TA PLAY A LONG 
FEEL FREE TA DOWN LOAD

THIZ FREE SAMPULLZ SEEN BEE LOW 

 THIZ FURST PEECE WAZ DID BYE CUZIN DAIZ

DAI$Y: I CALLED IT GOING TO THE SHOPPING MALL WITH MY HANDBAG AT READY SO GET OUT OF MY WAY 
RIGHT SIDE PROFILE

TUNA: KNOT BAD BUT MINEZ BETTER 

EYE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 
BLUE GILZ SWIMMIN DOWN STREEM 
WITHA BARN EE CULL ON HIZ SIDE

DAI$Y: THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY 17 YEARS I ASSUME MACKERULL YOU CAN DO BETTER

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

*******

MACKERULL: & HEERZ ME HANDEE WERK:

TUNA & DAI$Y:  WHAT DE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

ALL RITIE THEN

PLEEZ JOIN UZ NEXT TIME

ON TOONA TEE VEE

TIL THEN

HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

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