WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
BEE FOR DE COD DAMN
VY RUZZ
3.18.2020
HITTED
WE WAZ DIZ CUSSIN
SUM HISS TREE
& HOW SNAKEZ GETTED INTA IRELAND
IN DE FURST PLACE
WE LURNED IT BE NOAH'S FAULT
COZ DE BASS TERDZ
SNUCK ON BORD HIZ ARK
A MON GOOZE FINDED EM
& NOAH SAID GET DE HELLZ
OFF ME BOAT
SEW HIM PUSHED EM A SHORE
ON DE EMERALD ISLE
& SPED OFF
TWO NITE WE BRING EWE
DE UNEXCITIN CON CLOOSHUN
OH R NINE PART SEEREEZ
ST PATRICK...SNAKEZ....& IRELAND
FLASH FOR WERD
TA THREE BAZILLION YEERZ
IN DE FEW CHURE
BASS TERD SNAKEZ
R NOW EVEREE WEAR
ON TREEZ, ON DE GRAZZ
IN DE PUBZ, CHILLAZIN ON DE GOLF COURZ,
FISHIN OFF DE BANKS
OH DE SHANNON
THEY BEE HANGIN OUT WITH
TOORIZTS AT BLARNEY,
TIPPIN BAK A FEW
AT DE GUINNESS STORE HOUZ,
MAKIN A MESS ON DE RING O KERRY
DE GIANTS CAUSEWAY
& DE CLIFFS OH MOHER,
BUT WHEN THEY WAZ CATCHED
SLEEPIN ON DE PEWS
IN PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL
HIM SAID
"THAT IZ DE FINAL DAMN STRAW"
SEW HIM SETTED A TRAP
FOR DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ
HIRED A TOOR BUS
& TOLL EM ALL
THEY WOOD BEE OFF
ON DE VACATION OH A LIFE TIME
DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ
BEE LEEVED THIZ
& THEY ALL PILED INTA DE TOOR BUS
N ST PATRICK
DROVE OFF
BOUT 34 MILEZ DOWN DE ROAD
LONG DE WESTERN SHOREZ LINE
A PASSIN SHIP HAD JUST DROPPED ANCHOR
N WAZ LOADIN SUPPLIEZ
AZ ST PATRICK SLOWED DE BUS DOWN
AT HARBOR
HIM TOLL ALL DE SNAKEZ
DE SHIP OUT YONDER
WAZA CROOZE SHIP
& TA SNEEK ON BORD
BEE FOR
PASS A PORTZ WAZ CHECKED
DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ DID IN FACT
SNEEK ON BORD
DE SHIP CAPTAINED BYE
MIZZTER CHRIS COLUMBUS
N SNAKEZ WAZ NEVER TA BEE SEEN
IN IRELAND
EVER AGAIN
MANEE BEE LEEVE
ITZ ONLEE A MYTH
ST PATRICK DRIVED DE SNAKEZ
OUTTA IRELAND
THIZ PEECE OH INFO
PROOVEZ
THAT MYTH WRONG
COZ ST PATRICK DRIVED DE BASS TERD
SNAKEZ
INA BUS
🚌
N THER YA HAZ IT
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE DEE SULL FUEL
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