IRELAND SNAKEZ & ST PATRICK ♣♣

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

   BEE FOR DE COD DAMN

VY RUZZ
3.18.2020

HITTED

WE WAZ DIZ CUSSIN 
SUM HISS TREE

& HOW SNAKEZ GETTED INTA IRELAND 

IN DE FURST PLACE

WE LURNED IT BE NOAH'S FAULT
COZ DE BASS TERDZ 
SNUCK ON BORD HIZ ARK
 

A MON GOOZE FINDED EM

& NOAH SAID GET DE HELLZ
OFF ME BOAT 

SEW HIM PUSHED EM A SHORE
ON DE EMERALD ISLE

& SPED OFF

TWO NITE WE BRING EWE 

DE UNEXCITIN CON CLOOSHUN

OH R NINE PART SEEREEZ

ST PATRICK...SNAKEZ....& IRELAND 

FLASH FOR WERD 

TA THREE BAZILLION YEERZ 

IN DE FEW CHURE

BASS TERD SNAKEZ 

R NOW EVEREE WEAR

ON TREEZ, ON DE GRAZZ

IN DE PUBZ, CHILLAZIN ON DE GOLF COURZ, 

FISHIN OFF DE BANKS

OH DE SHANNON 

THEY BEE HANGIN OUT WITH 

TOORIZTS AT BLARNEY, 

TIPPIN BAK A FEW

AT DE GUINNESS STORE HOUZ, 

MAKIN A MESS ON DE RING O KERRY

DE GIANTS CAUSEWAY 

& DE CLIFFS OH MOHER, 

BUT WHEN THEY WAZ CATCHED 

SLEEPIN ON DE PEWS

IN PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL 

HIM SAID

"THAT IZ DE FINAL DAMN STRAW"

SEW HIM SETTED A TRAP 

FOR DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ

HIRED A TOOR BUS

& TOLL EM ALL 

THEY WOOD BEE OFF

ON DE VACATION OH A LIFE TIME

DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ 

BEE LEEVED THIZ

& THEY ALL PILED INTA DE TOOR BUS 

N ST PATRICK

DROVE OFF

BOUT 34 MILEZ DOWN DE ROAD

LONG DE WESTERN SHOREZ LINE

A PASSIN SHIP HAD JUST DROPPED ANCHOR

N WAZ LOADIN SUPPLIEZ

AZ ST PATRICK SLOWED DE BUS DOWN

AT HARBOR 

HIM TOLL ALL DE SNAKEZ
DE SHIP OUT YONDER
WAZA CROOZE SHIP 
& TA SNEEK ON BORD

BEE FOR
PASS A PORTZ WAZ CHECKED

DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ DID IN FACT
SNEEK ON BORD

DE SHIP CAPTAINED BYE

MIZZTER CHRIS COLUMBUS 

N SNAKEZ WAZ NEVER TA BEE SEEN

IN IRELAND

EVER AGAIN

MANEE BEE LEEVE 

ITZ ONLEE A MYTH 

ST PATRICK DRIVED DE SNAKEZ 
OUTTA IRELAND 

THIZ PEECE OH INFO 

PROOVEZ 

THAT MYTH WRONG 

COZ ST PATRICK DRIVED DE BASS TERD

SNAKEZ 

INA BUS
🚌

N THER YA HAZ IT 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE DEE SULL FUEL 

© MaY 27, 2020

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ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME BAK TA TOONA TEE VEE

STARRIN KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL

BUT MEE, TOONA

DE CAMERA CREW WAZ FINAL LEE FOUND

N WE ASKED THEM TA COME OFF FUR LOW

THEY AGREED SAYIN IT WAZ GETTIN 

A MITE BIT DUSTEE UNDER DE CLOTHE

WEL COME BAK CAMERAZ CREW !!!🎬🎬

NOW ON WITH DE SHOW 

TWO NITE WE FEE CHURE

ITZ R "ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE 

SPRING TIME 2020

ART GAL O REE VIRTUALZ TOOR"

SINZ WE IZ EPIC BAD AT MATH 

N DUE KNOT NOE 6 FEET FRUM 87

WE R HOSTIN THIZ TOOR

IN R MINDZ EYE

STRAIT TA YUR MINDZ EYE

N WHILE WE IZ KNOT ABE BULL TA OFFER

LUNCH BRAKE

FEEL FREE TA RAID YUR OWN FRIDGE 

& TELL YUR PEEPULZ 

DE TABBIES SAID YA COULD

WE CALLZ

THIZ FURST PEECE

FAILED PROMIZE TA DE GURL KNOT TA PEEZ

ON DE PLASTIC 

PIZZA PIE CRUST

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

SUMMER TIME SLIPPER

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

HEE MAN STRONG MAN MUSSLE MAN

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

HIPPO WITH FANCEE COLLARZ

WE CALL THIZ PEECE

WE PEED A HEART 

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

ANKLEZ SOX COZ ITZ TWO HOT 

FOR KNEE HIGHZ

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

BIG CAT LEOPARD 

FACIN WEST AT REST

N THER YA HAZ IT

R SPRING TIME 

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL OH REE

VIRTUALZ TOOR

HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK OUT

LONG LIVE LITTER 

COZ FOR A WHILE THER

WE COULD KNOT EVEN GET IT 

IN DE STOR ORE ONLINE

© MAY 20, 2020

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LOCKDOWN

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

THATZ KNOT TERNED ON YET 

COZ WE IS STILL TRYIN TA LOE CATE 

DE CAMERA CREWZ

WE THINK WE HAD A HISS TREE LESSON

BOUT SNAKEZ GOIN ON 

BEE FOR WE WENT INTA LOCK DOWN 

SEW WE WILL SERCH DE R CHIVEZ 

N REE ZOOM IT 

WHEN DE CREW GETZ BAK IN DE STEW DE OH

IN DE MEEN TIME PLEEZ DUE KNOT N JOY

THIZ POST

 WE DID KNOT N JOY IT 

WE THINK ITZ STOOOPID 

WITHA CAP A TULL Z 

AND SHOWZ WHAT LACK OH AMBITIONZ

FLOATZ ROUND DE LAND OH TROUT

AKA: DE FOOD GURL IZ LAY ZEE

LETZ LOOK:

DATELINE: MARCH 25 2020 

12:00 IN DE MORN

LOCKDOWN BEE GINZ

IN DE LAND O TROUT 

FAST FOR WERD

DAY THREE OH LOCKDOWN

 KLEEN DE JUNK DRAWER

FRANK LEE WE DUE KNOT  

HAZA CLOO WHY THERZ A JUNK DRAWER 

EVEN IN DE HOUZ BUT WHAT DE HAY

AFTURR HER TAKED EVEREE THING 

OUTTA DE DRAWER

TWO DOUBLE "A"  BATT REEZ 

WENT TA RE CYCLE 

& DE JUNK

WAZ PUTTED BAK IN DE DRAWER

DAY EIGHT OH LOCKDOWN

KLEEN DE CAR PITZ

PAYZ CLOZ A TENSHUNZ 

TWO DE ARROWZ

AZ THEY POINT TWO DE FACT 

THAT THIZ KLEENIN DEE VIZE 

IZ STILL IN DE EGGS ACT SAME POSITIONZ

AZ OH TWO DAY 

MAY 13, 2020

DAY 14 OH LOCKDOWN

PICK A WALL TA HANG DE FOTO
OH R GRATE GRATE GRATE GRATE GRAM PAW ON

WE STILL CANNA SEE HIM ANY WEAR
WE LOOK

DAY TWENTEE FIVE OH LOCKDOWNZ 

RE PEAR DE SCRUFFZ MARKZ ON DE DOOR FRAME

DE SCRUFFZ MARKZ HAZ BEEN THER 

SINZ GRAM PAW DUDEZ DAY 

& 18 CENTZ ANDA SACK OH FRIEZ 

SAYZ THEY WILL STILL BEE THER 
IN DE YEER 3902

DAY THIRTEE THREE OH LOCKDOWN

A PLY  GRAZZ SEED TWO DE SPOT IN DE BAK YARD

DE SPOT IN DE BAK YARD 

IZ RUFF LEE 13 BYE 8 INCHEZ

BYE DE TIME HER ACT SHOO A LEE 

SEEDZ.... IT..... 

DE SPOT WILL

BE 13 BYE 8 FEETZ

DAY 38 & LOCK DOWN 

IZ SORT KINDA 

GETTIN THER 

ALL MOST OVER

BUT HER WENTED BAK TA WERK ~~~~~

N ME DE BIG KATOONA

N MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR

BUTTER FEELD

HAD

DE BEST DAY EVER !!!!!

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE GOOD INTEN SHUNZ

© MaY 13, 2020

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