WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
STARRIN KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL
ORE EVEN MEE, TOONA
WE IZ POSTIN A WEE BIT EARL
LEE THIZ WEEK
WE IZ POSTIN A WEE BIT EARL
LEE THIZ WEEK
N WE WANNA PAY PROPZ TA MOMZ
DE WERLD OVER
FOR MOMZ DAY THIZ SUNDAY
TOONA TEE VEE WILL BE BAK NEXT WEEK
SOON AZ WE CAN FIND OUT
WEAR DE CAMERA CREW WENT
N FIGURE OUT WEAR
WE LEEVED OFF
SINZ WE HAZ BEEN OFF AIR NOW
FOR BOUT 9 YEERZ
ANY WAY; TWO NITE WE WANNA PAY PROPZ
TA MOMZ IN HONOR OH MOMZ DAY
N WE HAZ MADE A PLEDGE
BUT ONLY DURIN MOMZ DAY HOURZ
SEW THIS PLEDGE IZ IN EFFECT FRUM
1:49 AYE EM
TIL 3:28 PEE EM
WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID
HEERZ WHAT WE PLEDGE
FOR MOMZ DAY
MAY 10, IN DE YEER 2020
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA PEE ON DEE WALL
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA PUSH WASTE MATTER
OUTTA DE BOX
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA DIG
TIL WE SEE DE LITTER BOX BOTTOM
THEN PEE ON DE PLAZTIX
IN STED OH ON DE GRAVEL
WE PROMIZE TA LEEVE
DE KIBBLE IN DE DISH
IN STED OH DUMPIN IT ON DE FLOOR
N PLAYIN HOCKEY
WE PROMIZE TA LIKE DE FOOD
WE LIKED YESTURR DAY
IN STED OH SAYIN WE NOW HATEZ IT
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA PUT TOYZ
IN DE WATERZ DISH
ORE UZE IT TA BATHE R FEETZ
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA JUMP
ON & OFF DE BED
78 TIMEZ
AT 4:31 IN DE MORNIN
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA LAY
WITH R AZZEZ IN YUR FACE
WHILE EWE TRIEZ TA SNOOZE
WE PROMIZE KNOT TWO
STARTZ A FITE ON DE BED
FOR SPACE RITEZ
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA FITE
EACH OTHER
JUST BEE COZ WE CAN
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA CLIMB
DE DRAPEZ OR DE WINDOW SCREEN
THEN REE FUZE TA JUMP DOWN
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA USE R CLAWZ
ON DE WALLZ
SEW IT SOUNDZ LIKE CHALKZ ONA BORD
WE PROMIZE TA CONTINMEW
TA SHARPENZ R CLAWZ
ON DE SAME PEECE OH UPHOLSTREE
IN STED OH PICKIN OUT
SUM THIN NEW
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA MAKE
NOE MORE PROMIZEZ
COZ BYE NOW ITZ PROB A BLEE
3:38 PEE EM
~~~~~ HOWEVERZ WE DUE PROMIZE ~~~~
WE LOVEZ EWE
HAPPEE MOMZ DAY
TWO MOM EVEREE WEAR ♥♥♥♥♥
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
BEE HAPPEE, HEALTHEE & SAFEZ
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