Monday, May 4, 2020

A MOST HAPPEE MOMZ DAY TWO MOMZ VEREE WEAR ♥♥♥

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE 

STARRIN KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL
ORE EVEN MEE, TOONA

WE IZ POSTIN A WEE BIT EARL
LEE THIZ WEEK

N WE WANNA PAY PROPZ TA MOMZ 
DE WERLD OVER 
FOR MOMZ DAY THIZ SUNDAY

TOONA TEE VEE WILL BE BAK NEXT WEEK
SOON AZ WE CAN FIND OUT 
WEAR DE CAMERA CREW WENT

N FIGURE OUT WEAR 
WE LEEVED OFF 
SINZ WE HAZ BEEN OFF AIR NOW
FOR BOUT 9 YEERZ

ANY WAY; TWO NITE WE WANNA PAY PROPZ 
 TA MOMZ IN HONOR OH MOMZ DAY 

N WE HAZ MADE A PLEDGE 

BUT ONLY DURIN MOMZ DAY HOURZ
SEW THIS PLEDGE IZ IN EFFECT FRUM 

1:49 AYE EM
TIL 3:28 PEE EM

WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID 
HEERZ WHAT WE PLEDGE
FOR MOMZ DAY
 MAY 10, IN DE YEER 2020

WE PROMIZE KNOT TA PEE ON DEE WALL

WE PROMIZE KNOT TA PUSH WASTE MATTER
OUTTA DE BOX

WE PROMIZE KNOT TA DIG 
TIL WE SEE DE LITTER BOX BOTTOM
 THEN PEE ON DE PLAZTIX 
IN STED OH ON DE GRAVEL

WE PROMIZE TA LEEVE 
DE KIBBLE IN DE DISH 
IN STED OH DUMPIN IT ON DE FLOOR 
N PLAYIN HOCKEY

WE PROMIZE TA LIKE DE FOOD 
WE LIKED YESTURR DAY
IN STED OH SAYIN WE NOW HATEZ IT

WE PROMIZE KNOT TA PUT TOYZ 
IN DE WATERZ DISH
ORE UZE IT TA BATHE R FEETZ

WE PROMIZE KNOT TA JUMP 
ON & OFF DE BED 
78 TIMEZ
AT 4:31 IN DE MORNIN

WE PROMIZE KNOT TA LAY 
WITH R AZZEZ IN YUR FACE
WHILE EWE TRIEZ TA SNOOZE

WE PROMIZE KNOT TWO 
STARTZ A FITE ON DE BED
FOR SPACE RITEZ

WE PROMIZE KNOT TA FITE 
EACH OTHER 
JUST BEE COZ WE CAN

WE PROMIZE KNOT TA CLIMB 
DE DRAPEZ OR DE WINDOW SCREEN 
THEN REE FUZE TA JUMP DOWN 

WE PROMIZE KNOT TA USE R CLAWZ 
ON DE WALLZ 
SEW IT SOUNDZ LIKE CHALKZ ONA BORD

WE PROMIZE TA CONTINMEW 
TA SHARPENZ R CLAWZ 
ON DE SAME PEECE OH UPHOLSTREE 
IN STED OH PICKIN OUT
SUM THIN NEW

WE PROMIZE KNOT TA MAKE 
NOE MORE PROMIZEZ 

COZ BYE  NOW ITZ PROB A BLEE 
3:38 PEE EM 

~~~~~ HOWEVERZ WE DUE PROMIZE  ~~~~
WE LOVEZ EWE

HAPPEE MOMZ DAY 
TWO MOM EVEREE WEAR ♥♥♥♥♥

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
BEE HAPPEE, HEALTHEE & SAFEZ

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Tuesday, March 24, 2020

WE IZ ON LOCK DOWN 3.25.2020

white fish wavez
everee one
N wel come ta toona tee vee

two nite we iz starrin
noe one

coz at de strike oh
mid nite
o dark o clox

we iz oh fish ull lee
 on lock down 

🔓🔓🔓
 we iz knot sure when 
 we will bee abe bull 
ta sneek ta blogland 
~~~~ ☺☺♥♥

thoz who noe how we post 
noez de food gurl
sneekz round at werk

we hope ta bee bak with R 
9 partz hizz tree lesson
bout snakez 

ina couple oh weekz

in de meen time

everee one stay 
happee N healthee 

♥♥♥♥♥



Wednesday, March 18, 2020

AN IRISH HIZZ TREE LEZZON ♣♣♣♣♣

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

TWO NITE WE WOOD LIKE 
TA PREE SENTZ 
TWO R VIEWIN AUDDE ANTZ
OH 3 PEEPULZ 

A SMALL LESSON IN HISS TREE
BOUT HOW SNAKEZ 
GETTED TA DE EMERALD AISLE

HOW THEY LEEVED

N WHY THEY NEVER REE TERNED

WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID
WE ROLL FILM ON PART 7

"NOAH... SNAKEZ... & HIZ SHIP DE ARK"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ WHIRRR

89 BAZILLION YEERZ AGO 
DE GOOD LORD TOLL NOAH 
IT WAZ GONNA START RAININ 
TA BEET ALL HELLZ

SUM MITE SAY 
FAAAAA 
DE GOOD LORD
DOEZ KNOT USE DE WERD HELLZ 

N WE SAY 
WELL HIM TOLL SATAN 
TA GO TA HELL
 
KNOT, YO DOOD
GO GET SUM COFFEE 
N DUE KNOT COME BAK

ANYWAY DE LORD TOLL NOAH 
HIM BEST GATHER UP 
ALL DE ANIMALZ 
N GET DE HELLZ OUTTA DODGE

WE DUE KNOT NOE 
IF NOAH LIVED IN DODGE 
BUT WE IZ USIN THIZ NAME 
FOR R CITEE ANY WAY

NOAH WAZ LIKE OH KAY 
BUT EYE AM KNOT

K.N.O.T 

TAKIN ANY SNAKEZ 
ON THIZ JOURNEE 

& DE LORD SAID 
NOE PROBLEM DOOD 
LET EM SWIMZ TA SAFE TEE

SUM BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
OVER HURD THIZ CONVERSATION

& BEE IN DE NOZEE AZZEZ 
THAT THEY IZ 
 THEY SNEEKED A BORED SHIP & HID

KNOT LONG AFTURR 
DE MONGOOSE FAMILEE 

FINDED DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
N REE PORTED THEIR AZZEZ TA NOAH

BOUT THIS TIME 
NOAH WAZ SAILIN 
PAST DE EMERALD AISLE

N HIM SAID 
TA DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
IF YA THINK 
YUR GONNA SAIL WITH ME 

YUR SAD LEE MIZ TAKEN

  NOAH DOCKED DE ARK
PUSHED DE SNAKEZ 
ONTO IRISH SOILZ 

N TOOK OFF LIKE
DE WIND

🌥🌥🌥🌥🌥 

STAY TOONED
FOR DE UNEXCITIN
CON CLOOSHUN
OH

SNAKES IN IRELAND

NEXT WEEK HEER 
ON TOONA TEE VEE

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE DE MONGOOSE ♥♥


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