Wednesday, March 11, 2020

TWO NITEZ EPPA SODA OH TOONA TEE VEE


two nitez eppa soda
oh toon tee vee izza ree runz

coz we due knot noe if itz
wednesday morn
twooz day lunch brake
thurzday eat yur dinner
5 am ore 9 at nite

pleez reed on

“catz N vampirez be one N de same “

Moonlight, Night Photograph, Night


vampirez sleep in coffinz
catz luv boxez

vampirez haz big fangz az teeth
catz haz big fangz az teeth

vampirez sleep all day long
catz sleep all day long

vampirez keep sum home soil close by
catz love dirt

vampirez like ta bite necks
catz like ta bite neckz

vampirez sudden lee a pier outta noe wear
catz sudden lee a pier outta noe wear

vampirez like ta use squint eye hip noe tizm
catz like ta use squint eye hip noe tizm

vampirez look good in black
black kittehz rock...plane & sim pull

de onlee reel diffrunce
bee tween vampirez N catz

catz like ta chillax in de sun
vampirez refuze ta due sew

de pur poze oh thiz 
storee:


we hate ewe

day lite savinz time

bee coz bass terd burd song

now startz sharp
everree day at 5 AM

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live darknezz


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Wednesday, March 4, 2020

BEE LATED BIRTHDAY FIZHEZ TA R FAVE O RITE AUTHORZ ♥♥♥


A BIRTHDAYZ WISH FOR
DR.SEUSS
♫♪♫♪♫

TOONA TEE VEE WILL
 AIR AGAIN 
NEXT WEEK  

LETZ GET THIZ POEM
STARTED !! 


one fish.. two fish 
red fish, blue
manee thanx dood
N we lovez ewe
sittin outside 
under a grate big birch
daisy-head mayzie
doez like her perch
 

fryin up a skilletz 
oh sum see bass
horton hears a who
and burdz he will sass

wood chux bizee 
de creekz heez a dammin
go dog go 
wantz green eggs N hammin

de butter battle book 
bee boomerz fav
if herringz cooked rite 
we will rave

everee thing started 
with cat in the hat
look at de flounder 
himz total lee flat

out in de woodz 
therz a fox in socks
bloo gillz a sunnin 
hiz self on rocks

if ya wanna haz sum fun 
go hop on pop
R cuzin dai$y
just lovez two shop

👛

mr brown can moo 
N sew can yoo
bass terd turkee
tastez like poo


one fish two fish 
red fish blue
manee thanx dood, 
N we lovez ewe


    ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

happee bee lated birthday dr seuss

with manee thanx
frum all oh uz in de land oh trout
for all de total lee awesum lee
soooper kewl bookz 

N manee thanx ta de shop vac
for sendin uz R hat ♥



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