SEW LONG YA SUCK ASS 2019 YEER

WHITE FISHWAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

2020 STYLE 

COZ IT STARZ ME TOONA

& KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL

DAI$Y: I DON'T WANT TO BE ON YOUR

STUPID SHOW ANYWAY AND ~~~~~

MACKERULL: WHAT AM EYE, 

CHOPPED LIVER

OH WAIT EYE HAD THAT FOR DINNER

TOONA: WE DUE KNOT EVEN HAZ 

LIVER IN DE HOUZ 

ANY WAY IF YA PUT ON YUR 

""THINK BAK TA SEPTEMBURR HAT""

YA MITE A SAW WE POSTED

A POST BOUT WERDZ 

CON TAININ DE WERD CAT

FRANK LEE 

SEPTEMBURR SEEMZ LIKE IT WAZ

BOUT 94 MONTHZ AGO 

DAI$Y: SEPTEMBER WAS ROUGHLY 4 MONTHS
AGO

TUNA:😠😠😠😠😠
AZ EYE WAZ SAYIN

NOE WORREEZ IF

EWE DUE KNOT REMEMBURR DE POST

 

MACKERULL: EYE REMEMBURR  1957

DAI$Y: YOUR GREAT GREAT 

GREAT GRANDPARENTS

WEREN'T EVEN BORN IN 57

MACKERULL: LIKE EWE WERE THER 

& NOE THIZ 
FORA FACT

TOONA: HIZZZZZZZZZZZZ

CAN WE GET ON 
WITH DE BORIN AZZ SHOW

DAI$Y: BYE

MACKERULL: SEE YA ~~

TOONA: OK THEN 

LETZ GIVE A LOOK SEE 

AT DE WERDZ

SUM PEEPULZ MADE UP 

THAT CONTAIN DE WERD CAT

N WHAT THEY TROO LEE MEEN

HIT IT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TOM CAT: ANY & ALL CATZ 

WHOOZ NAMEZ KNOT SAM ORE JOE 

ORE TUNA ORE BOB

JUST TA NAME A FEW

CAT MINT: CATZ WHO BEE WERKIN 

AT DE PLACE WHER MONEE 

COMEZ FRESH OFF DE PREZZ 

LIKE 50'S & 100'S

CAT ENOID: ANY CAT WHOOZ 

KNOT QUITE PIZZED OFF 

JUST.... ANNOYED

PIZZI CAT I: CATZ THAT EAT PIZZA 

& SGHETTI 

AT DE SAME TIME

CAT GUT: LIKE CATTAIL 

BUT KNOT AZ FAR DOWN

REMEMBUR THIZ 
IN SCIENZE CLAZZ

CAT TY: CATZ WHO LIKE 

TA WEAR TIEZ  

WITH ORE WITH OUT SHIRTZ

CAT CHING: CATZ WHO HAZ MONEE 

COMIN OUT DE WAZOO

ANTI CAT A LYST: CATZ WHO KEEP STUFF 

IN THER HEAD 

STED OH MAKIN A LIST

CAT BIRD: SHAME TA DE PURRSON 

WHO PUTTED THEEZ TWO WERDZ 

TWO GETHER

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

CAT ACHRESTICAL: A CAT FRUM OUTER SPACE 
 LIKE AN 

EXTREE TA REST TREE ULL

WELL THATZ ALL DE STOOPID 
WE HAZ TA DAY

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

SEW LONG 2019 
EWE WAZA SUCK ASS YEER

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ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE HOLLY DAY A DISH UN

DE PRICE OH POST AGE 

IZ SKY HI

DE COST OH CARDZ 

CAN MAKE UZ CRY

R CHRISTMAS CARD 

THIZ YEERZ ...THIZ POST

WE'LL UZE THAT MONEE 

WEAR IT MATTERZ MOST

WE TAKED WHAT WE WOODA 

SPENT ON STAMPZ

N DONATED IT TWO THOZ 

WE THINK R CHAMPZ

SEW FUM ALL OH UZ 

TWO ALL OH THEE

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

FRUM DE TROUT TOWNE 3

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ITZ R 

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE

ART GAL O REE

🎄 HOLLY DAY A DISH UN

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FOR EWE ROSIE ♥♥♥

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

WATER DE CHRISTMAS TREE

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

CHRISTMAS BELL

 WE CALL THIZ PEACE

PEACE ON EARTH

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

EAZTURR BUNNEE

COZ CHRISTMAS GETZ

TALKED BOUT NOW 

IN APRIL

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

KID ONA HILL 

TRYIN TA MAKE A

SNOWZ MAN

 WE CALL THIZ PEACE

WHALE HELPIN DE KID OUT

WITH SNOWZ MANZ HEAD

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

RAIN DEER MUNCHIN ON MOZZ

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

RAIN DEER RESTIN UP BEE FOR

DE BIG DAY

zzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZZ

WE CALL THIS PEACE

WOOD CHUCK IN

HOLLY DAYZ SCARVEZ

WE BEE OFF LINE
AFTURR DE 13TH


 SEW HEERZ TWO A 

MERREE CHRISTMAS 
HAPPEE HOLLY DAYZ

ANDA HAPPEE HEALTHEE

TOTAL LEE AWESUM

2020

WITH LOVEZ TWO ALL 

♥♥♥♥♥♥

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BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE ♫♫♪♪♫

white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
wear we iz still runnin re runz
& R palz coppee N paste iz
still chillaxin over ther 
on de NWSE korner

thiz pozt goez bak a few 
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS

whoo bee de dad 
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK

sew with out any a due
 we pree sent

BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 

N everee thing else

 they mezzed up
  
sew long peepulz

N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 

N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 

N if ya due knot think we will

drive down de street
N see what happenz

 sinz we iz ona 

tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
 
that knot onlee doez 

de houz knead fume a gate inn 

coz it bee stinkin 

like cooked bass terd turkee azz
  
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de $#itz smellin 

cooked bass terd turkee azz

  we haz:
noe pie, noe spuds

knot even any beanz…
  { tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 
a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ

  de $#itz smellin 

bass terd turkee azz
 iz STILL in de houz

168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 

who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen

N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 

they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee  
that weighed 7,884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin 

bass terd turkee burd
 

itz been 
fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 

 mixed with eggz
  fried with an om letz

 inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese

stuffed in tacoz 

on top oh sum pancakez

stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 

& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 

ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 

de bass terd turkee

haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen

N schedulez 

 N everee thing elze 

they messed up
 

itz been ree fuzed 

bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 

N due knot EVEN 

get uz started
bout de stuffin

 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered

az well 

ugh
 
N sure sum oh thiz 

mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz

heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥

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