Wednesday, November 20, 2019

WE DUE KNOT MINZE PIE

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME 
TA NOTHER EPPA SODA 

OH TOONA TEE VEE
ONZE AGAIN STARRIN 
NOE ONE

WE STILL HAZ NOE NEW CONTENT

& EWE ALL NOE
ROUND HEER 

WE DUE KNOT
MINZE PIE 
N WE DUE KNOT 
MINZE WERDZ

DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL WIZHEZ 
SUM ONE HAD HER JOB DOO TEEZ 
UP THER AZZ

WHILE WE ALL IZ 
VEREE THANX FULL 
HER HAZ EMPLOY

DE BULL SHITZ ROUND 
DE WERK PLACE 
CONTINMEWZ 

N ITZ STARTIN TA SMELLZ WERST 
THAN 100 PERCH 
LEFT ONA SIDE WALK
IN 900 DEGREEZ WEATHERZ

WITH THAT BEE IN SAID 
& BASS TERD BURD DAY 
JUST ROUND DE KORNER

OVER DE NEXT TWO WEEKZ 

WE WILL FEE CHURE SUM POSTZ
THAT HAZ ALL REDDY POSTED 

COZ R PALZ
COPPEE N PASTE 
IZ BAK IN TOWNE 
FOR DE HOLLY DAYZ

WE HOPE THIZ FINDZ EVEREE ONE
HAPPEE & HEALTHEE

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON
LONG LIVE 

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Wednesday, October 23, 2019

WE CANNA COUNT PAZZ 2.3 & 1/8

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
STARRIN NOE ONE THIZ WEEK

WE DINNA GET CANCELLED 
AZ DAI$Y WOOD LIKE

WE CANNA TELL EWE 
WHICH STOOL 
GETTED DE MOST VOTEZ LAST WEEK 
COZ WE CANNA COUNTZ
PAST 2.3 & 1/8

& DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURLZ 
PLACE OH EMPLOY
HAZ BEEN A PAIN IN DE AZZ 
SEW WE GOT NOE NEW
STOREEZ

THAT HOW EVERZ 
GOT UZ TA THINKIN 
SINZ IT HOWL O WEEN 
ALL MOST 
BOUT GHOSTZ N HOW GHOSTZ 
NEVER HAZA 
PAIN IN DE AZZ

PURRHAPS AT SUM POINT 
IN THER PAST LIFEZ 
THEY HAD MULL TEE PULL 
PAINZ IN DE AZZ 
BUT NOW THEY NO LONGER DUE

FRANK LEE 
WE DUE KNOT NOE 
IF A GHOST EVEN HAZA AZZ

& WE WOOD TROO LEE KNOT 
WANNA SEE ONE 

 ~~~~~~ A GHOST THAT IZ 

KNOT AN AZZ

TA ASK

THO THIZ ONE SHOWED UP 
OUT SIDE R PADDY OH DOOR
LAST WEEK 

N WE HAZ KNOT LOOKED OUT SIDE 
SINZ



HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END 
& MAY IT BEE 

PAIN IN DE AZZ FREE

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Wednesday, October 16, 2019

WE KNEAD DE HELP OH R VEEWIN AUDEE ANTZ

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
& WELL COME 
TA TOONA TEE VEE
STARRIN KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL

THEY GOT AIR TIME LAST WEEK

BUT JUST ME 
TOONA

DAI$Y: MACKERULL AND I 
GOT 5 SECONDS; IF
OF AIR TIME
THIS SHOW SHOULD HAVE BEEN
CANCELLED

MACKERULL: THERZ A CRICKET IN DE GARAGE

TUNA: ???  OH KAY THEN 
AZ EYE WAS STARTIN TA SAY 
WE WOOD LIKE R VEEWIN AUDEE ANTZ
TA PLEEZ  GIVE UZ AN HONEST
OH PINIONZ THIZ WEEK

HEERZ DE TICKET

ME & MACKERULL

DAI$Y: IT'S MACKERULL AND I

TUNA: NOE, ITZ ME N MACKERULL

MACKERULL: NOW DE CRICKETZ IN DE HOUZ

TUNA: HIZZZZZZZZ

LISTEN UP 
ME N MACKERULL
GETTED THIZ CARD IN DE POSTAL BOX 
N WE KNEAD
YUR HELP



DAI$Y: THIS IS ONE PIECE OF MAIL 
I DON'T WISH TO SEE  !!

TUNA: CAN EYE PA LEEZ FINISH

MACKERULL:  EYE JUST ATE DE CRICKET

TUNA: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AZ EWE 
R AUDEE ANTZ 
CAN PLANE LEE SEE 

DE CARD OH 
DE EWE NOE WEAR PLACE 
WANTZ UZ TA BRING A STOOL

MAY WE PLEEZ GET A VOTE 
ON WHICH ONE EWE THINK 
IZ DE AWESUMEST 

PLEEZ LEEVE YUR VOTE 
IN DE COMMINT BOX 
N WHEN WE GO TWO DE V.E.T.

MAKERULL: HOLE LEE SHI......

TUNA: YEZ EYE AM SPELLIN VET
WHEN WE HAFTA GO 
WE WILL BRING 
WHICH EVER STOOL 
GETZ DE MOST VOTEZ

WITH THANX FOR YUR TIME

HEERZ STOOL SAMPULL W


HEERZ STOOL SAMPULL 17

AND LAST LEE HEERZ STOOL SAMPULL C09W


N HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE CARE GIVERZ

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