WE IZ HONORED TA BEE HONOR RARRY HONOR REEZ

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

STARRIN CUZIN DAIZ,

MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR BUTTER FEELD

& YEZ, ME TOONA

WE IZ BEYOND BUZZED HAPPEE 
TA TELL EWE 

THAT  R AWESUM LEE 
SOOOPER GRATE PALZ  
ERIC & FLYNN 

HAZ ASKED UZ TA BEE 
HONOR RARRY HONOR REEZ 
AZ PART OH THER BORDER PA TROLL 

& WE IZ HONORED

TA DUE SEW

TWO NITE 
WE BEE SWEARED IN

IN FRONT OH EWE
R VEEWIN AUDEE ANTZ

THAT SAID 
DAIZ & MACKERULL
PLEEZ REE PEET AFTURR ME:

" WE DA TABBIES OH TROUT TOWNE

DUE SOLEMN LEE SWEAR
 BYE OATH 

& STILL WITH CUZZ

WERDZ

TA KEEP SAFE AT ALL TIMEZ 

DE ALLERN FARM 
 THER LANDZ

& ERIC & FLYNNZ 
MUM & DAD

WE PROMIZE TA KEEP ALL SAID 

SAFE & FREE FRUM HARM 

DANGER 
ILLNEZZ 
& SHOW DOWNZ 
WITH BASS TERD CHCKNZ
& BASS TERD TURKEE INVAYSHUNZ

ALL DE DAYZ OH R LIVEZ

DAMN STRAIT 
EWE BET 
FOR SURE 
ALL WAYZ "

SWEARED INTA OATH 
& LAW 
ON THIZ 9TH DAY OH OCTOBURRZ

IN DE YEER 2019

🐾🐾🐾🐾

DAIZ & MACKERULL

HEER BEE YUR OH FISH ULL BADGEZ

EYE TUNA 
WILL WEARZ MINE ON
ME RITE SIDE SHULDER

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE FOR EVERZ FRIENDZ ♥♥

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TWO R HERO ♥♥♥♥♥

whitefish wavez everee one

N well come ta toona tee vee

eppa soda 578.23

two nite we is payin propz

two de dood in R life who iz
plane N simplee put

R heer roe

if ya haz known uz tabbiez

for 100 dayz ore 100 yeerz
 ewe noe we bee talkin bout:

ST FRANCIS

inn stead oh de usual St Francis

storee we tell each yeer 
we dee sided

ta switch it up a bit ta nite 
N tell ewe all bout sum kewl 
St Francis "stuffz"

we haz run acrozz

furst up, we bet Spitty noez de answer

two thiz questshun

what city in de statez iz named after

St Francis ?

if ya guessed SAN FRANCISCO

 ewe wood bee rite !

while we bee sneekin round 
de inter webz 
on de food servizz gurlz phone 

we finded this total lee

awesum sanctuary 
which bee loe cated in Texas

tho we iz knot sure 
how cloze they iz ta R palz

travis, angie N bowie

SAINT FRANCIS WOLF SANCTUARY

if ya getz a chance check out de rescuez

ewe pupz rock !!

a few moonz ago 
de food servizz gurl 
ta R long time pal Gleek
 sended ta R food servizz gurl 
thiz total lee AWESUM

medallionz

then therz R veree own St Francis 
who watchez over de

front yard N keepz uz safe

him bee longed ta de food gurlz
gram pa ♥

St Francis bee known 
azs de patron Saint oh animalz

N de enviroment 

we hate ta think what him wood say

 lookin at de sad azz state oh affairz 
de earth 
N all itz animalz iz in

rite now

like thiz St Francis Satyr butterfly
whooz endangered 😢

Lotz oh petz 
go to church ta day ta bee blessed
on de Feast o St Francis

de food servizz gurl

sayz one oh theeze yeerz 
herz gonna get brave N take uz 
ta bee blessed

R palz allie, noelle N raz iz brave

they go each yeer
may bee itz ther mom 
thatz brave tho huh😜

anyway, we hope ewe N joyed 
thiz post bout St Francis
never bee afraidz ta ask him for blessingz 

himz all wayz willin ta listen

ST FRANCIS

WE LOVEZ EWE DOOD
♥♥♥♥♥

heerz two a happee healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live tra dishunz

© October 2, 2019

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4189 WERDZ !! ♥♥

white fish wavez everee one

N well come ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT mackerull ore dai$y

but just me toona

even tho mack

& daiz iz heer

we had nothin new thiz week 

sew we seerched

de ark hivez 

N finded thiz post 

ta re post

coz whatz better N a ree run

we called thiz post 

werdz containin

de werd CAT

KNOT BURD

 in troo trout towne 

fashionz 

 we switched

up de meeningz

just a bit

hit it 

 
allo cator... a cat who dressez up 

like an alligator for howl o ween
 
alter cate... a kitteh who helpz 

de priest at church servizz

cata comb...catz who like 

ther groomin done with a comb 

& knota brush
 
cata log...kittehz who like 

a wee bit oh adventurz 

on sum fallen treez 

cata lysts... catz who bee 

prettee well organized 

N make ta due listz 

oh stuff 
that kneadz done
 
cata plasm ...catz big inta 

sci fi stuff like

plasm gunk
 
cat call.....eazee peezee 

catz on de tell a fone 
 
cate gory ...kittehz big inta 

scaree blood N gutz mooveez
 
cater pillar...de catz that  R fame mouz 

in ther communa teez 

N bee pillarz oh

sew sigh a tee
 
cater waul... opposite oh 

cat er floor
 
catfish ...LUNCH BRAKE!!!!!
 
catho dally... catz who like 

ta take ther 

sweet ole time bout stuff 
N most lee hang out 

with dilly dally
 
cat kin...any ree lay shunz 

 mom ...dad...cuzin 
sisturr...brother...

son...neff few...daughter...

neece...gram pawz...

gram mawz...

antz...unklez...

ewe noe...yur kin
 
cats up...opposite oh 

catz down
 
copy cat...catz who go 

two places oh employ ...

 N shove paperz in that
copee masheen N hit 

de start button ...

 
deli cate...kittehz who werk 

at de samich shopee 

round de korner...

due knot forgetz 

chipz anda drink !!
 

fabri cate...catz who R 

total lee inta 

any kinda cloth
 
lo cate...opposite oh 

high cat
 
mud cat...catz livin 

de high life 

N rollin in wet soil
 
 pole cat uh...dood...

phew...pee ewe N wee
 
well, ther ya haz it...

just a wee small samplin 
oh how important 

de werd CAT iz 

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end
peace out N rock on

long live vocabulareez

© September 25, 2019

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