A PIE RATZ DAY SHAN TEE

white fish wavez everee one 

N wel come ta tuna tee vee

wear we bee a broad castin 

frum de upper deck 

oh de SS DUDE

we waz in de galley last nite

& we finded a chckn

 in de fridge  

tho how de bass terd  

getted ther  

iz any onez guezz  

 yet ..we dee sided

 ta sing de chckn a song 

 coz whatz pie ratz day 

 with out a shantee   

♫♪♫♫♪  

ye bilge suckin chckn burd 

we hate ye scurvee ass 

 we wood feed ye two de fish 

but it wood poison 

 all de bass 

 a black spot upon ye hide 

ye addled poxed blaggard  

noe quarter for ye chckn burd 

now smart lee  

two for rard  

ma roon ya two that 

peece oh land 

with bones N wind N galez  

ore davy jones 

 locker for ye 

coz dead men  

tell noe tales  

ye bilge suckin chckn burd 

we hate ye bass terd ass 

 we shaint say  

fair winds two thee ~~ 

long live 

trout towne sazz    

BURD OVER BORED !

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ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE SUMMER TIME A DISH UN

white fish wavez everee one

N wel come ta two nitez eppa soda

oh toona tee vee starrin 

KNOT

mackerull ore dai$y 

but me de big katoona

if ya haz been reedin de crap 

we haz been postin 

ewe may rememburr last time 

{ bee for de bass terd mouz 

dee ceased in de wall }

we promized ta final lee 

ree veel 

if all de fitez at de box N brew 

& de corner club 

WAZ a cover up for sum thin elze

we iz heer ta nite ta tell 

YEZ

it waz a coverz up for:

2019z summer time a dish un oh

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE

ART GAL O REE

two nite we iz givin way free pazzez

free lunch N free ad vize 

pleez rememburr

ta stay bee hind de ropez 

coz de artz fra geel

lunch will bee at 11:37 

sew now pleez form a line 
N let de toor bee gin 

we call thiz peece

stone lion lookin west frum front gate

we call thiz peece

sun glazzez

we call thiz peece 

give uz an H coz itz hot out side

we call thiz peece

anvilz

we call thiz peece

happee por puss

we call thiz peece

happee whale blowin bubblez

we call thiz peece

sand crab

we call thiz peece

big azz lobsturr claw

N last lee coz howl

o weenz all most heer

we callz thiz peece

 scaree mask

we hope ewe N joyed
lurnin what
de box N brew & corner club
cover up 
waz all bout

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live art ~

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& NOW A WERD FRUM R SPONSOR

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome

ta toona tee vee 

starrin knot mackerull

ore dai$y 

N onlee sorta kinda mee toona

coz while we iz pree parin 

R next eppa soda

for de seezon 

fin al lee 

oh crap on tee vee

R sponzor crankee ass cat chow 

 comez two ewe two nite 

with thiz important mezzage

MICE IZ BASS TERDZ TWO

DATELINE 8.30.2019

LOCAYSHUN: A WALL 

INN SIDE DE TROUT TOWNE HOMESTEAD

A BASS TERD MOUZ 

IZ IN DE WALL 

NOW GET DE HELL OUT

ROLL COMMERSHUL:

~~~~~~~~~~~

Mouz: hay, this lookz like 

a grate place ta take up rezidentz

for de soon ta bee winter

....SQUUEEZE inta de infra structure 

oh trout townez buildin

mackerull: hay, big katoona 

me heerz a mouz inn side thiz wall

tuna: yur rite little dood 
N de bass terdz speekin trout 
with out purrmizzion

mouz; eye heer ewe catz out ther 

scratchez de be jezuz 
outta de interiorz wall 
oh said infra structure 
ta a noy everee one

tuna: get de dam hell 
outta R houz 
& take yur dizz eaze 
with ya 
ya bass terd

mackerull: lemme handull thiz
eye got street smartz 

givez instructionz

ta de food servizz gurl

cat pee, steel woolz, peppermint oilz, 
lotz oh cat yowlin

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

later that nite..

mackerull: hay big katoona
knot gonna swearz two it 
but eye think de bass terd 
left R infra structurez

tuna:  eye think 
ya got sum thin ther dood 
allz quiet on de western sea bord

FAST FOR WERD TA SEPTEMBURR 3

mackerull: be jezuz 
sum thin smellz bye thiz front doorz

tuna: cod dam 
ewe iz rite little dood
iz ewe thinkin what me iz thinkin

mackerull: ewe betcha big katoona
 thiz bass terd smellz WERST
then de werst oh de werst
 

😠

guezz crap on tee vee 
waz knot over with 
afturr all

😠

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