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whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome

ta toona tee vee 

starrin knot mackerull

ore dai$y 

N onlee sorta kinda mee toona

coz while we iz pree parin 

R next eppa soda

for de seezon 

fin al lee 

oh crap on tee vee

R sponzor crankee ass cat chow 

 comez two ewe two nite 

with thiz important mezzage

MICE IZ BASS TERDZ TWO

DATELINE 8.30.2019

LOCAYSHUN: A WALL 

INN SIDE DE TROUT TOWNE HOMESTEAD

A BASS TERD MOUZ 

IZ IN DE WALL 

NOW GET DE HELL OUT

ROLL COMMERSHUL:

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Mouz: hay, this lookz like 

a grate place ta take up rezidentz

for de soon ta bee winter

....SQUUEEZE inta de infra structure 

oh trout townez buildin

mackerull: hay, big katoona 

me heerz a mouz inn side thiz wall

tuna: yur rite little dood 
N de bass terdz speekin trout 
with out purrmizzion

mouz; eye heer ewe catz out ther 

scratchez de be jezuz 
outta de interiorz wall 
oh said infra structure 
ta a noy everee one

tuna: get de dam hell 
outta R houz 
& take yur dizz eaze 
with ya 
ya bass terd

mackerull: lemme handull thiz
eye got street smartz 

givez instructionz

ta de food servizz gurl

cat pee, steel woolz, peppermint oilz, 
lotz oh cat yowlin

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

later that nite..

mackerull: hay big katoona
knot gonna swearz two it 
but eye think de bass terd 
left R infra structurez

tuna:  eye think 
ya got sum thin ther dood 
allz quiet on de western sea bord

FAST FOR WERD TA SEPTEMBURR 3

mackerull: be jezuz 
sum thin smellz bye thiz front doorz

tuna: cod dam 
ewe iz rite little dood
iz ewe thinkin what me iz thinkin

mackerull: ewe betcha big katoona
 thiz bass terd smellz WERST
then de werst oh de werst
 

😠

guezz crap on tee vee 
waz knot over with 
afturr all

😠

© September 4, 2019

All Rights Reserved

N NOW DE ALL MOST SEEZON FIN AL LEE OH CRAP ON TEE VEE

whitefish wavez everee one

N well come ta de seezon fin al lee 

oh crap on tee vee

starrin mizzturr noe name

sum eye wintnezzez

de good folkz at 

de box N brew & corner club

a sea cure a teez dood

sum under weighturrz

N az all wayz 

me...toona 

but KNOT dai$y ore mackerull

when we last left off 

we waz still veewin

sum sea cure a teez foot age 

oh de sea cure a teez camera 

that waz catched on sea cure a teez film 

that mackerull sneeked outta lock up

we haz sinz lurned 

that last timez foot age 

waz de last on camera

N thiz waz de last cap sure 

but two nite 

we iz gonna final lee lurn 

WHO

beeted de crap 

outta mizzturr noe name 

over at de corner club 

and WHO trashed de box N brew

coz de followin 

iz on audee oh 

sew tern up yur speekerz

N letz listen in

we think itz kinda sorta 

all most 

a cloo

~~~~~~ roll filmz   whirrrrrrr

insert audee oh ~

mackerull: hay, ewe two catz

look like ewe iz stoned

tuna: eye think they iz little dood

 mackerull: eye yur three sheetz

ta sum wind yur self big katoona 

tuna: faa...ewe iz reddy ta fall off

de dam taybull yur self

due knot call me three shitz ina wind

mackerull : EYE DINNA SAY THREE SHITZ

IN SUM WIND EYE SAID YUR

SHORTZ BEE FULLA SHITZ

tuna: hizzz...up yurz ya little ~

 BAM

& thatz what happened

at de corner club 

& box N brew

....for thoz wunderin 

if all thiz WAZ inn deed 

a cover up

ewe wood bee rite

ta bee ree veeled next time 

on toona tee vee

© August 28, 2019

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DE CRAP ON TEE VEE JUST CRAPPED

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee 

starrin thiz week

NOE ONE

sum one chewed 

thru de cablez round heer

N taked out de power linez

 a lite polez

and possa blee a squirrelz

knot sure on that tho

we will be bak next week 

with mor crap on tee vee

coz therz sum crap

goin down 

in trout towne rite now

 

{ & itz knot goin down 

de toy let }

~~~ Crap

heerz two a happee 

healtheez week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live de toy let 

N de paperz

it sub scribez two ~