THEEZ POSTZ BEE A LOAD OH CRAP

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome bak ta nother eppa soda

oh crap on de tee vee

if peepulz can put crap out ther ta veew

we can two

if ya suffered thru last weekz stinker 
ya mite remember 
 1: de pole lease 
waz havin a time 
oh gettin sum info 
frum what happened at de box N brew

95: de sea cure a tee dood 
at de corner club

got sum info 
he thinked

P: dai$y left de seen 
N ree fuezed ta get uz boyz 
sum steak for dinner

N....

wait....mackerull...

can ya see what eye am see in 
frum my veew point 
over ther

at yur veew point

mackerull: that eye can big katoona

evereez onez scatterin 

everee one......RUN....

mackerull...sum thinz bout 
ta brake in thiz case

toona: werd just came in 
over de scanner

de pole lease iz sayin thiz izza cover up

for sum thin else

N they say 
they haz ona sea cure a tee camera 

frum cross de way 

WHOOZ responz a bull

for BOTH inn sa dentz !!!

😈😈😈😈

ta be continmewed

© July 10, 2019

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BOX N BREW N DE CORNER CLUB

whitefish wavez two any one whooz still watchin 

toona tee vee starrin KNOT dai$y

ore mackerull 

but mee toona

if last weekz eppa soda 

dinna make ewe say

them tabbies cover sum 

CRAP azz nooze storeez

nothin ever will

less ya keep watchin 

thiz weekz coverage

ya mite rememburr 

sum thin went down at de 

box N brew 

N mizzturr noe name 

waz beeted ta an all most pulp

we iz still waitin 

on hiz med up date bye de way

& knot 5 minitz N 68 secondz later 

thiz oh curred

at de corner club

de pole lease at de box N brew 

waz gettin noe wear fast 

with gettin sum inn foe frum de club goerz 

but we did lurn that de bouncer 

heer at de corner club

waz laid flat with a twisted leg

~~~~~

tuna: mackerull; dood can ya leeve de seen 

at de box N brew

see if ya can getz an interveew 

with thiz bouncer dood

mackerull: on it ~~~~~~~~~~

hay, sea cure a tee dood

what de be jezuz happened

sea cure a tee dood: wher R thoz
little terdz at

mackerull: whoa dood 

iz they de onez who laid ya flat 

N mezzed up de corner club

sea cure a tee dood:  eye think sew 

eye toll em ta get out 

coz they waz under weight

toona: dont cha meen 

under age

can ya givez uz a 

"what did they look like"

sea cure a tee dood: yez

 ta bee continmewed

© July 3, 2019

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BOX N BREW PART 18.063

whitefish wavez everee one
N well come bak 
ta toona tee vee 
az all wayz starrin me de big katoona
N knot dai$y ore mackerull

me N mackerull iz still 
on steak out sorta kinda all most
wunderin what went down 
at de box N brew a few back

N speakin oh steak; cuzin daiz
on yur way home 
can ya pick up a few 
sew we got sum thin ta eat 
when we get home

dai$y: I most certainly WON'T
besides we are stuck in a traffic jam
from some incident going on
at the south north side of trout towne

here's a snap I took just moments
ago

tuna: what de sam hell

mackerull: what de sam hell 
iz de sam hell
all a bout 
eye canna see de snap

dai$y: apparently the ruffians left 
the box and brew 
and headed for this side of towne
and totally trashed the corner club

tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

mack a tack 
can ya heer any thing
on de pole lease ray de oh 
bout thiz
inn sa dent

mackerull: eye am onlee one yeer old

due ya noe my a tenshunz span

bee sidez de pole leeze heer
iz tryin ta inter veew
 sum witnezzez

tuna: it soundz like they iz knot talkin

what a load oh crap 

ta bee continmewed

© June 26, 2019

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