A MOMZ DAY REE FLECTSHUNZ

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee 

eppa soda 29,033 starrin KNOT DAI$Y

ore mackerull 

but me toona

two nite we R bak in de stew de oh

tho de band iz still on spring brake

N ther lookz ta bee bout

noe one in de auddee antz

which mite bee a good thing 

afturr seein thiz weekz show

anyway we R wantin ta give 

984 pawz UP

two momz werld wide 

 for all de awesum thingz they haz did

still did 

N mite did in de few chure

we dee sided we wood sharez 

a foto oh R momz

sew we dug inta sum olde time al bumz 

N thiz iz what we finded

daiz ewe can go furst

dai$y; thanx tuna 

here's the photo of mom I unearthed

and all I can say is 

I can't believe that hair bow 

that bracelet

those glasses 

and mom for the love of cod 

what in the sam hell were you thinking 

with that shade of lipstick 

though admittedly 

your handbag 

while somewhat fashionable 

could have been larger and yes green is good

tuna: WHOA...be jezuz iz rite 

N now if ya wanna seez a troo nite mare 

in day time 

look at thiz

dai$y: tuna I hope you're going to burn this photo 

and sure her purse is FAB 

but that's where ~~~

tuna: ya dinna hafta say mor 

N thiz iz prob ablee like onlee time 3 

when we haz agreed

on de same thing

eye saw thiz foto 
N did knot one double takez 

but like 97   

yea due THAT math

bee coz hole lee shiTz mom

may be yur nailz did look good 

N de scarvez two 

but de bangz gotta go 

de rouge hasta go 

thoz glazzez look spookee 
N that lip stix stuff iz frank lee 

scarin de crap outta uz 

N good thing therz no one iz in de audee antz 

 ore they wooda pazzed out bye now frum frite

COD

mackerull what chew got little dood

mackerull: eye got  thiz:

me pro filez frum octoburrz 2018

thiz iz uncull boomer from may 2011

dai$y:  uhhhhhhhhhhhh

tuna: eye noe 

thiz iz just two freekee 

but knot az bad az R momz fotoz

oh kay then 

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live momz everee wher

we lovez ewe 

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 

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HAPPY 84th ♥♥♥♥♥

white fish wavez everee one

toona tee veez takin 
a bak seet in de car thiz week 

coz we wanna let 

de food servizz gurl 

wish her dad 

a most happee 84th ♫♫♪

we lovez ewe gram paw 

happee day two ewe

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

if someone had said 

I would be celebrating

my dad's birthday this year

via my blog... to him in heaven

I would have questioned their reasoning

while I wish he were still here in person to celebrate 

my compassion must take precedence

over my selfishness 

and I am reminded that this in fact 

may truly be the happiest birthday

dad's had in a very long time 

because he's now free of the earthly "afflications" 

for lack of a better term, that we all suffer

with that being said

dad...this is for you

♥♥♥♥♥

I hope you spend the day 

with the family, friends, & neighbors

you liked the best 

Maybe you can play a round or two 

with Arnold Palmer

and later on, chat with Thomas Atkins 

about how fire apparatus has changed 

since his time

I hope you can sit in the sun 

and catch that tan 

while patiently, or not, 

waiting for a fish to bite

I hope you and the bull pup 

enjoy a nap 

and when you wake up

I hope you can see the
totally amazing card
that I was going to give to you today
below

{ while borrowing from da tabbies

most excellent ability 

to exaggerate all things }

may you have 98 coney dogs 

426 big boy sandwiches

 294 gallons of chocolate shake

37,300 kegs o beer

5,697 pounds of gingerbread 

84,844 dozen cookies 

21,955 pickle burgerz 

a meatloaf the size of Jupiter 

orange juice with pulp

 67,313 boxes of shredded wheat 

7,833 heads of lettuce...only

429,200,102 bags of licorice snaps 

57,922 flour tortillas stuffed with cake 

all before 7pm and WITHOUT getting sick 

and most of all

I wish you

A HAPPY DAY ~~~~~~~~~~~~

I love you more ♥♥♥♥♥

card created and handmade by Anesha Marshall

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

 WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

 N WELCOME TA TOONA TEE VEE 

STARRIN

 KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL 

BUT ME

TOONA

TWO NITE WE IZ LIVE 

FRUM DE TROUT TOWNE

ART GAL O REE 

N WE IZ BUZZED HAPPEE

TA PREE SENT TWO EWE ALL 

DE 2019 SPRINGZ TIME A DISH UN 

OH.... ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE

PEACEZ OH ART

FEEL FREE TA TAG A LONG 

ON DE TOOR 

PLEEZ REMEMBURR ALL PEACEZ 

IZ FRA GEEL 

N WE WILL STOP FOR LUNCH BRAKE AT 3:22 AM

PLEEZ STAY BEE HIND DE ROPEZ 

N IF ANY ONE WOOD LIKE SUM CONZEZZIONZ 

BEE FOR LUNCH BRAKE

DE SHOP IZ AT DE NESW KORNER OH DE BUILDIN

WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID 

LETZ MOOVE RITE A LONG TA R FURST PEACE

WE CALL THIZ PEECE 

FANCEE GARDIN WINDCHIME BELLZ

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

BRONTOE SAURUZ CHILLAXIN IN

WATERZ

THIZ PEECE BEE CALLED 

HIPPO OUTTA DE 

WATERZ BRONTOE SAURUZ WAZ CHILLAXIN IN 

WE DUE KNOT BLAME YA DOOD

THIZ PEECE IZ CALLED 

SEA TURTULL ON NEW SCOOP

WE SWITCHED BAK TA DE ORANGE BYE DE WAY ~

THIS PEECE IZ CALLED 

FIRE BOOT FOR GRAM PAW

♥♥♥♥♥

THIS PEECE IZ CALLED 

REER VEEW OH TAIL LEZZ MOUZ 

GAZIN AT 

SUM THIN

MACKERULL: HAY BIG KATOONA 

EYE AM MEZZIN WITH YUR

CANVAS

DAI$Y: WHY IS THE KITCHEN MATT 

UNDER THE LITTER BOX 

AND WHY IS MACKERULL 

LAYING

IN IT

TOONA:

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

THANX FOR JOININ UZ TWO NITE 

HEERZ TA A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 

LONG LIVE SALT

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