white fish wavez
everee one
toona tee vee will ree zoom next weekz
az we pay propz thiz week
two de easturr hare
with R non classix
easturr storee
pree sented bye
coppee N paste
coz it iz frum yeerz past
if we can all give
a round oh a plawz
two de doodz
C & P
that wood bee awesum
with out further
a due
letz re vizit
EASTURR PAST
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while easturr can bee
a rockin awesum holly day....
it can all sew bee
a veree vizshuz holly
day....
for manee manee peepulz
N heerz how ther day can go...
they will eat candee
til they hurl ....
fite over de last ham
samich.....
yell at de peepulz
at de front oh de
line.....
ta sit de hell down ....
sew ther kids can watch
de EASTURR parade....
hope inn ta see
Santa Claus ????
at de end
rell a tives
they canna stand....
just coz it iz easturr....
N they due knot wanna
oh fend
de easturr rabbit .....
who in all honest tee
could care less
coz de rabbitz out back ....
eatin everee bush...
flower....
& tree start.... de peepulz
just planted ....
2 weeks ago
they get colored dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd
eggz
they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
chickn burd eggz
N it doez knot come off
in one peace ....
then therz like shell guts....
ina egg salad samich
they for get wear they hided an
egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end.....
til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noez what...
& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz
better....
~~~~~
they accident lee eat
a wee tinee
peace oh foil .....
that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled
off
then their fillinz in their teethz.....
be like
hole.... lee.... $hitz......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye .....
like when they eat .....
ice creem two fast
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N last but knot leest
therz...
ewe guessed it.....
de hole BURD izzue....
coz why in de sam hell ....
doez ANY ONE…
wanna eat this.....
Be it boiled
fried..... baked......
cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore
poached
when it comes outta de
BUTT
oh this
a bass terd chckn BURD
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heerz two a safe, happee,
healthee
rockin awesum week oh end
HAPPEE EASTURR
be safe if ewe travel
peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee
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