HEARTS DAY OH LOVEZ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT dai$y ore mackerull 

but me 

tuna of moon

on two nitez eppa sode 

me N mackerull iz 

steppin bak in time

in R MINDZ EYE ONLEE 

& we hope ta land 

in like 1945....46 ore sew 

if knot 
we iz screwed 

like nutz N boltz 

in de hard warez stor

coz cuzin daiz wented 

ona shoppin spree 

N iz knot heer ta helpz uz 

get R mindz eye bak  

N frank lee

me N mackerull get a long 

for az long as it takez 

for us ta each eat

R own dinner :

2 minits & 17 secondz

sew we canna bee two long
in R mindz eye

~~~~ roll mindz eye foot age

long long ago 
ina land far a wayz 
frum de land oh trout 

de food servizz gurlz 
mom 
getted sum swell 
heartz day oh lovez cardz 
frum all her palz 
in her clazz room

sum oh ewe mite rememburr 
last yeer we showed ya 
sum cardz her getted 
frum sum doodz who waz 
KNOT gram paw 
N ewe can betcha we telled

gram paw bout it😸

we due knot rememburr 
if gram paw waz mad 
ore knot

thiz yeer we iz fee churin 
sum cardz we picked 
 outta de line up

N noe they waz knot 

at de pole lease stayshunz

heer we go ♥♥♥

de easturr dood 
foto bombed thiz card 
N we picked it coz it kinda folded

we think we picked thiz one bee for 
but 984 pawz up 
two de kitteh

for makin de gurl 
thinkz herz put on sum poundagez 

we picked thiz card 
coz we never new 
frootz could danze 

thiz card we picked 
folded in two 
N itz all bout sailin 
in de land

oh trout

thiz card kleer bak then 
used "short werdz" 
like iz uzed ta day

luv U

N last lee 
we picked thiz card 
coz it waz cloze ta 
LUNCH BRAKE

& we waz hungree

 N ther ya haz it 
& bye de grace oh cod 
we DID snap outta 
R mindz eye 
sew we can ree tern next week 
with eppa sode 98 oh 
toona tee vee

til then heerz ta a happee 
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live 
sum onez ta lovez ♥♥♥

GAME DAY REE CAP EVEN THO WE DUE KNOT WEAR EM; CAPZ THAT IZ

white fish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin knot dai$y ore mackerull

but me toona

we iz buzzed happee ta nite

ta bring a re cap
frum game day SUN day

wear de furst ever bowl game

waz played heer in trout towne

dai$y: I had to suffer through this

when it was live, and I’m not about

to sit through the recap

see you later

toona: what everz

az eye waz sayin

we iz buzzed happee

ta bring two ewe a ree runz

oh de live footage we ree corded

 sew with out further a due 
letz roll film

whirrrr ~~~~~

toona:  greetingz everee one 

we iz comin two ewe two nite

live frum perch park 

wher de halibut harborz sooper bowlz

will squarez off... ore in R case 

round off 
gainst de trout towne

supper bowlz 

for R furst ever  

 foot ball game

just look at de turf  !!!

ther bee a record crowd heer oh 

4,890,214,480,234,529,763

 de ref dood hailz 
frum whitefish way 

N we a greed ta pay him 
under de tabull

 sew him dinna hafta filez taxez

manee thanx two ewe 

mizzturr oh fish 

for agreein ta act az ref

de scorez iz current lee tide at 248

ther bee 13 secondz in de forth

 de ball iz on de 70 yard line 

trout towne haz pozzezzion
it iz 4th and 20.

TIME OUT

N now a werd frum 
de bowl game sponsorz

"sugar bowl ore cottonz bowl

who haz de tuffest contendurrz"

 side note ♫

 we dinna understand 
a damn thing

this commershul 
waz tryin ta state 
N hope they dinna pay 
like 6 million for sum air time

"pine de reel wood "

thiz commershulz
bee R fave 🐟
"trout towne tabull ware

lick de plate kleen 
& seen what can bee seen "

toona: we R bak

eye asked azziztant coach mackerull:
due we try fora feeld goal 
ore attemptz a TD

ewe make de call

 N we R bringin in R place kicker 

 ta attemptz a feeld goal

never bee for in de hizz tree 
oh any game haz any kicker
kicked frum de 70 

de clock iz runnin down 
we due knot wanna OT

blooz stepz bak & BAM

DE BALL SAILED DOWN DE FEELD THRU & OVER DE UPRITES

TROUT TOWNE WINZ DE GAME 
!!!!!!!!!!!

after werdz  we did what 
any self respectin cat wood due

we thanked bloo...

all 11 feetz 5 inchez oh him 

asked if him waz gonna bee comez

a free agent 

then we ate 
N napped

N ther ya haz it

game day SUN day 
in de land oh trout

 heerz two a happee healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on 

long live supper bowlz ♥♥