DE REE TERN OH TOONA TEE VEE

whitefish wavez everee one

we iz buzzed happee ta a nounce 

that toona tee vee starrin

KNOT DAI$Y ore MACKERULL

but me ~ toona

haz been ree newed 
for de 2019 seezon

we hope ta bring ewe de latest

nooze..

dai$y: B.O.R.I.N.G. 

I want to talk about fashion, 

shopping, handbags, cash, ME

mackerull: eye am hungree 

and eye knead sum food 

eye am a kitten with at a tood

toona: as EYE waz sayin 

toona tee vee 

will bee fee churin R palz 

sum storeez 

N any thing we can find 

ta talk bout 

bee sidez bass terd burd

we iz buzzed happee 

ta welcome bak 
de camera dood

de band memburrs

R sponsor 

crankee azz cat chow 

dai$y: be jezuz tuna,
crankee azz lookz like 
exorcist azz

tuna: 😠 
we well come

de audee antz 

who we thinked 

we'd never see again 

afturr de bass terd LOAN 

fee azz co 

dai$y: the band and audience look exactly alike ~~~

mackerull: eye will now purr form 

lazer sir jerry 

on thiz mouz

pleez join uz next week

on

 TOONA TEE VEE

when R guest will bee

senor pantalones sin pantalones

frum de cat in de fridge

TIL THEN 

peace out N rock on

 mackerull: hold still ewe bass terd

toona: long live 

my patientz

REZT TA TWO SHUNZ ~~~~ 2019

whitefish wavez everee 

N welcome

toona tee vee 
will be bak next week 

N in de meen time 

eye mackerull  
iz spozed ta make 

new yeerz rest ta two shunz 

tho eye dunno why

eye promize ta fite 

de big katoona 

everree chance eye get 

eye promize ta bother him 

when himz uzin de box 

tryin ta sleep 

eatin food 

N just chillaxin 

eye promise eye will 

chew mor cordz inta two peezes 

eye promise ta rest 

on de top oh de stove

eye promize to knock 

whatz up..down 

N get into whatz opened 

like drawerz 

de dryer

N closestz N stuff

eye promize ta eat mor blankits 

eye promize take stuffz 

outta de sink 

N hide it in de houz

eye promizee ta knock 

me waterz dish over 

spill de kibble bowl

step in me wet food
N trax it all over de houz

 eye promize ta toss litter 

and de waste 

outta de box 

eye promize ta bee 

a good art stew dent 

with de toy let paperz 

eye promize ta pre vent 

de FSG 

frum gettin in de houz 

by layin gainst de door 

eye promize ta get stuck 

bee hind de washin masheen 

eye promize ta eat plastic bagz

when eye see em 

eye promize ta jump on de desk 

N knock de fone 

outta de holder 

when a callz comin in 

eye promize ta scratch 

de wallz coz it soundz 

total lee like chalk board

eye promize ta ambush 

de big katoona & de food gurl 

when they iz comin 

round de korner 

eye promize ta fite 

de kitshun rug

chew on towelz 

 drink showerz water

play in soap sudz 

N see what de yeer 

holdz in store

signed thiz 16 day 

oh jan ewe warry 

in de yeer 20 and 19

mbjbf

MY FURST EVER CHRISTMAS BYE MACKERULL

whitefish wavez everee one 

itz me...mackerull
with me furst post bout

"dood in red day !! "

christmas waz de best
EVER 
and it IZ 
all itz cracked up ta bee

me N de big ka toona 
getted sum chow frum de vetz

that costz:

$7,309.13 
a bag

 a new cat food can coverz

that eye can take outta de sink 

while de food servizz gurlz at werk

 N drag all over de houz 

like eye did this one 
that waz finded in de closet

N best oh all 
eye getted sum new 
art suppliez

eye due hope 

ewe all hada 
most eggz cell ant 
dood in red day 

next week eye am 
s'pozed ta tell

what me new yeerz 
rest ta two shunz R

heerz two a happee 
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live holly dayz 
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄